A good LS with COOL Student?????????????? Forum

[muhtord]

I love to show off how redundant my sarcasm r

Great, tell me which LS you and ur friends go to...

I will try to avoid it any cost

If this is your normal level of written English, you likely won't have the choice. Bye.

I like ur confidence on assigning likelihood to my choices.
Keep it up, Professor! And forget about posting a reply. U r incapable of being a pragmatic thinker.

[Ty Webb]

I love to show off how redundant my sarcasm r

Great, tell me which LS you and ur friends go to...

I will try to avoid it any cost

If this is your normal level of written English, you likely won't have the choice. Bye.

I like ur confidence on assigning likelihood to my choices.
Keep it up, Professor! And forget about posting a reply. U r incapable of being a pragmatic thinker.

What's funny about this one is that you tried.

You really did. But even then you couldn't do it.

[cmraider]

OP, this is a losing cause: we - or at least I, and I think others here, too - are alienated by your written expression, which I hesitate to call a 'dialect' as that would imply native speaking abilities that do not seem to be evident. Start another thread in a couple of days written in comprehensible English, include scores and career goals, and you will get the advice you are looking for.

If you are a native speaker, please notice that posts on this site are usually written at a higher level than text messages and include such things as grammar, syntax, prepositions, proper word choice, etc. Sentences need not be perfect, but they should be easily comprehensible.

It would be wise to practice such things before you write any personal statements.

^This, but don't forget about verbs (see below).

"I good LS with COOL student?"

[DeeCee]

This HAS to be a flame, normal people don't write like this unless they are 14 or they need to shorten a text.

[Pricer]

Retake?

ftw

[rman1201]

It is a flame, but that won't stop the possibility of a good thread.

OP:
u a college graduate?
What country r u from?
u apply law schools now?

[mbusch22]

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/775a6b ... on-live-tv

[rman1201]

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/775a6b ... on-live-tv

not funny man, sounds like a stroke.

[cmraider]

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/775a6b ... on-live-tv

This...is...great!

[mr_toad]

I love to show off how redundant my sarcasm r

Great, tell me which LS you and ur friends go to...

I will try to avoid it any cost

If this is your normal level of written English, you likely won't have the choice. Bye.

I like ur confidence on assigning likelihood to my choices.
Keep it up, Professor! And forget about posting a reply. U r incapable of being a pragmatic thinker.

My confidence is based on the evidence you continue to provide. If you want to be taken seriously, it's your choice. Nice use of the word 'pragmatic', by the way, a brilliantly positioned non-sequitur. FYI, pragmatics would dictate that you would adjust yourself to the social - also linguistic register - expectations and levels of your environment. If you won't do this, expect to remain the outcast. Basic sociolinguistics, FTW.

[2L2011]

You want "cool" kids? Go to B-school. Those guys are awsome and get laid and party and still ace their shit. That being said their MBA ends up about being about as useful as the wad of TP I used the other day to wipe my A-with.
You want to be "cool" go there, and learn how to make my damn coffee.

You want to be a lawyer, accept "cool" as a relative term and have sex with the nerdylawstudentbitches who want to copy your outlines like all the rest of us.

[lawfuture10]

This is the greatest thread ever.

Unless OP ends up in LS anywhere. That would be an indictment on the whole system, and I would have to be ashamed to be a law student.

[superhands]

Only the cool kids are in it for the nerdy-law-student-bitches

[rman1201]

This is the greatest thread ever.

Unless OP ends up in LS anywhere. That would be an indictment on the whole system, and I would have to be ashamed to be a law student.

The shady statistics, poor job prospects, negative stereotypes, saturated market, and existence of schools like Cooley didn't do it already?

[20160810]

This HAS to be a flame, normal people don't write like this unless they are 14 or they need to shorten a text.

I'm beginning to think you might just not be COOL student

[lawfuture10]

Only the cool kids are in it for the nerdy-law-student-bitches

Nerdy chicks are better than normal chicks because they do more stuff.

[DeeCee]

This HAS to be a flame, normal people don't write like this unless they are 14 or they need to shorten a text.

I'm beginning to think you might just not be COOL student

Site admin sez I not COOL enuf....

[cassidylane]

I'm normally too much of a softy to get behind the merciless teasing that happens on these forums....but I'm pretty sure my mind exploded when I just read this thread.

Its like...he definitely knows he is being teased but I'm not sure he knows why? If he'd had come right back and said that English was not his first language he would have won my sympathy a bit but ohhhhh my goodness.

Lost my shit at "pragmatic thinking."

[20160810]

I'm normally too much of a softy to get behind the merciless teasing that happens on these forums....but I'm pretty sure my mind exploded when I just read this thread.

Its like...he definitely knows he is being teased but I'm not sure he knows why? If he'd had come right back and said that English was not his first language he would have won my sympathy a bit but ohhhhh my goodness.

Lost my shit at "pragmatic thinking."

He's like a combination of Borat and the villain from an 80s teen movie.

[knotoftoads]

wow.

[rman1201]

I'm normally too much of a softy to get behind the merciless teasing that happens on these forums....but I'm pretty sure my mind exploded when I just read this thread.

Its like...he definitely knows he is being teased but I'm not sure he knows why? If he'd had come right back and said that English was not his first language he would have won my sympathy a bit but ohhhhh my goodness.

Lost my shit at "pragmatic thinking."

He's like a combination of Borat and the villain from an 80s teen movie.

LOL

[cassidylane]

I'm normally too much of a softy to get behind the merciless teasing that happens on these forums....but I'm pretty sure my mind exploded when I just read this thread.

Its like...he definitely knows he is being teased but I'm not sure he knows why? If he'd had come right back and said that English was not his first language he would have won my sympathy a bit but ohhhhh my goodness.

Lost my shit at "pragmatic thinking."

He's like a combination of Borat and the villain from an 80s teen movie.

LOL

So Borat and James Spader? Sounds about right.

[Verity]

Hi,

I have just watched a respected Universities 2010 commencements and was really disappointed by the U President's and a member of Board of Trustee's Speech.

And their student seemed lame. Looked like a bunch smart a'''s.

I am looking for a place with lots of down to earth and cool students who are more about business when talking.

PLZ HELP!!!

This looks like a creepy craigslist ad.

[20160810]

Hi,

I have just watched a respected Universities 2010 commencements and was really disappointed by the U President's and a member of Board of Trustee's Speech.

And their student seemed lame. Looked like a bunch smart a'''s.

I am looking for a place with lots of down to earth and cool students who are more about business when talking.

PLZ HELP!!!

This looks like a creepy craigslist ad.

Am looking for married BBW for casual encounters who are more about business when intercoursing.

PLZ HELP!!!

[cassidylane]

Its almost like it was written in Chinese by a lolcat then copy and pasted into google translator before being posted here...