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If you're trying to pick between UVA and some other school..

Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 3:06 pm
by GermX
UVA students have sex at least once a week and care about getting laid more than anything else (LinkRemoved).

I wish I had applied =\.

Re: If you're trying to pick between UVA and some other school..

Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 3:10 pm
by 09042014
Bros lie about sex incessantly.

Re: If you're trying to pick between UVA and some other school..

Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 3:12 pm
by Borhas
GermX wrote:UVA students have sex at least once a week and care about getting laid more than anything else (LinkRemoved).

I wish I had applied =\.
unfortunately all the sex is done with 'ol Mista Jefferson's corpse

Re: If you're trying to pick between UVA and some other school..

Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 3:16 pm
by ughOSU
This was pretty good:
Also, according to the survey exactly 40% of females claim either that they never masturbate, or that they do so infrequently. In contrast, 70.8% of males responded that they masturbate more than once a week. Which also means that at least 29.2% of men are liars.

Re: If you're trying to pick between UVA and some other school..

Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 3:19 pm
by GermX
lol!

Re: If you're trying to pick between UVA and some other school..

Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 3:24 pm
by bk1
10.5% are virgins? O.o

Re: If you're trying to pick between UVA and some other school..

Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 3:24 pm
by kittenmittons

Re: If you're trying to pick between UVA and some other school..

Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 3:25 pm
by Holly Golightly
bk187 wrote:10.5% are virgins? O.o
:lol:

Re: If you're trying to pick between UVA and some other school..

Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 3:35 pm
by 09042014
bk187 wrote:10.5% are virgins? O.o
AznPanda will have still competition.

Re: If you're trying to pick between UVA and some other school..

Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 3:48 pm
by Stringer Bell
I'm not sure why the writer automatically assumed a response of 30+ was a lie. That's alot, but not a Wilt Chamberlain like unbelievable claim.

Re: If you're trying to pick between UVA and some other school..

Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 4:49 pm
by flyingpanda
Desert Fox wrote:
bk187 wrote:10.5% are virgins? O.o
AznPanda will have still competition.
Gawd... first the lounge... now news of my infamy are going to spread to all of TLS.

Re: If you're trying to pick between UVA and some other school..

Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 4:51 pm
by Joan Hollaway
aznflyingpanda wrote:
Desert Fox wrote:
bk187 wrote:10.5% are virgins? O.o
AznPanda will have still competition.
Gawd... first the lounge... now news of my infamy are going to spread to all of TLS.
its okay bro im sure you'll be able to hide amongst all the other azns at UVA. Oh wait... :P

Re: If you're trying to pick between UVA and some other school..

Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 4:54 pm
by flyingpanda
Joan Hollaway wrote:
aznflyingpanda wrote:
Desert Fox wrote:
bk187 wrote:10.5% are virgins? O.o
AznPanda will have still competition.
Gawd... first the lounge... now news of my infamy are going to spread to all of TLS.
its okay bro im sure you'll be able to hide amongst all the other azns at UVA. Oh wait... :P
Srsly... this is terrible. Hi future classmates. Everything here is a joke.

Re: If you're trying to pick between UVA and some other school..

Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 5:34 pm
by Holly Golightly
Isn't this the dude who was a complete douche at WUSTL ASW?

Re: If you're trying to pick between UVA and some other school..

Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 8:55 pm
by Dr. Strangelove
Virginia Law Weekly wrote:Finally, a note on a question that we’re sure intrigued many of our survey’s participants. Specifically, we asked students to name the individuals about whom they fantasized at the Law School. Partly because about 88% of respondents skipped the question, and also because no real consensus candidates emerged from the pack, the Law Weekly is declining to publish the results of that question. We will say, however—and typical of the type of maturity and candor you’d expect from a Law School student—one of the leading vote-getters was “your mom.”
:D
I think this says a lot about the legitimacy of the survey's results.

Re: If you're trying to pick between UVA and some other school..

Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 9:04 pm
by chicoalto0649
Dr. Strangelove wrote:
Virginia Law Weekly wrote:Finally, a note on a question that we’re sure intrigued many of our survey’s participants. Specifically, we asked students to name the individuals about whom they fantasized at the Law School. Partly because about 88% of respondents skipped the question, and also because no real consensus candidates emerged from the pack, the Law Weekly is declining to publish the results of that question. We will say, however—and typical of the type of maturity and candor you’d expect from a Law School student—one of the leading vote-getters was “your mom.”
:D
I think this says a lot about the legitimacy of the survey's results.

Or they just kill their female peers )=

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/m ... ?eref=sihp

Re: If you're trying to pick between UVA and some other school..

Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 9:49 am
by fortissimo
bk187 wrote:10.5% are virgins? O.o
hahahahaha I hope that 10.5% are child prodigies who went to school early...

Re: If you're trying to pick between UVA and some other school..

Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 12:57 pm
by GermX
I just hope I get to see lots of vaginas at Law school.

Re: If you're trying to pick between UVA and some other school..

Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 12:58 pm
by 09042014
fortissimo wrote:
bk187 wrote:10.5% are virgins? O.o
hahahahaha I hope that 10.5% are child prodigies who went to school early...
Outted as wanting 15 year old boys.

Re: If you're trying to pick between UVA and some other school..

Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 1:00 pm
by HeelsforHoos
[quote="chicoalto0649"][/quote]

Please please please can we put a 24 hour (minimum) TLS moratorium on UVA murder jokes? It is way too soon. Sorry chico, I know you're not the only one, just the most recent in a long string.

Re: If you're trying to pick between UVA and some other school..

Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 8:52 pm
by Great Satchmo
kittenmittons wrote:Avoid lax players though

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncaa/news/story?id=5158985
Obvious Duke trolling.