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My buddies band is touring right now. I went to their show last night. It was crazy. They are rockstars.


We, however, are future lawyers. We don't get chicks... my parents think me going to law school is me going to ass-hole boot-camp... and we generally considered the Judas' of the working community. But hey... I'm happy about it.


There is no point to this thread other than me needing to bitch to someone.

I'm going to bed. Night.

Check em out... --LinkRemoved--

BruceBarr wrote:We, however, are future lawyers. We don't get chicks...

Speak for yourself

Me = jealous jealous jealous of my buddy that's still rowing. My life = so much less cool.

disco_barred wrote:

BruceBarr wrote:We, however, are future lawyers. We don't get chicks...

Speak for yourself

Dude that line just doesn't work for me... every girl that finds out I'm going to be a lawyer just instantly assumes I'm an asshole.

vanwinkle wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5ZEzWwKJnY

This is EXACTLY what I want.

BruceBarr wrote:Dude that line just doesn't work for me... every girl that finds out I'm going to be a lawyer just instantly assumes I'm an asshole.

OK, look, I don't want to turn this into a lounge thread - but if girls finding out that you're an asshole gets you LESS action, then you're beyond help already.

Lawyers get chicks but for different reasons. But unless they look like Mario Lopez...or me (LOL), they get them for different rea$on$. Those rea$on$ are the following:

Money
Diamond$
Car$
Trip$
$hopping $pree$
Phat Life In$urance Policie$
Money
Money
Money

Nevermind that most lawyers aren't even rich while even fewer are wealthy. Hot chicks don't usually know that. As long as you ball $250K and don't look like Woody Allen, you're getting laid on the reg. Heck, even if you look like Woody ya might still get laid on the reg.

PDaddy wrote:Lawyers get chicks but for different reasons. But unless they look like Mario Lopez...or me (LOL), they get them for different rea$on$. Those rea$on$ are the following:

Money
Diamond$
Car$
Trip$
$hopping $pree$
Phat Life In$urance Policie$
Money
Money
Money

Nevermind that most lawyers aren't even rich while even fewer are wealthy. Hot chicks don't usually know that. As long as you ball $250K and don't look like Woody Allen, you're getting laid on the reg. Heck, even if you look like Woody ya might still get laid on the reg.

Don't discount the fact that while large portions of lawyers are toll-like cave dwelling creatures who couldn't strike up a conversation to save their ass, a decent portion are also the charismatic / (snake) charming litigator breed who would probably do well even without the Just Dollar$ degree.

disco_barred wrote:

BruceBarr wrote:Dude that line just doesn't work for me... every girl that finds out I'm going to be a lawyer just instantly assumes I'm an asshole.

OK, look, I don't want to turn this into a lounge thread - but if girls finding out that you're an asshole gets you LESS action, then you're beyond help already.

TITCR

To be fair, they're a pop punk/emo band. Only girls they get have caked-on mascara and a few X's on their T-shirt tags.

Not ridiculing your friend. Sorry for the douche-ness.

No reason you can't do both!

1) rock first
2) age rapidly/see the world
3) law school later (great soft)
4) profit
5) no regrets

maybe you should try lying? or skirting the issue?

BruceBarr wrote: Dude that line just doesn't work for me... every girl that finds out I'm going to be a lawyer just instantly assumes I'm an asshole.

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Also wanted to be a rockstar:

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I couldn't resist. Oh, Creed...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipy58SaIRhs

Fearless Records != rockstar.


hth

BruceBarr wrote:

disco_barred wrote:

BruceBarr wrote:We, however, are future lawyers. We don't get chicks...

Speak for yourself

Dude that line just doesn't work for me... every girl that finds out I'm going to be a lawyer just instantly assumes I'm an asshole.

Chicks love assholes.

If that doesnt work, tell them you are going to law school to help starving puppies or something.

Holly Golightly wrote:Fearless Records != rockstar.


hth

Hell yea, fearless is sick.

Richie Tenenbaum wrote:

BruceBarr wrote: Dude that line just doesn't work for me... every girl that finds out I'm going to be a lawyer just instantly assumes I'm an asshole.

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Funny you chose a 125 racing pic

I did that (not 125's) for 10 years and lived like a rock star great memories

I have lurked on this board for six months and I am posting now to say that, having checked out their myspace, your friends are NOT rockstars. I'm sure they're nice guys, but, their music is straight out of 1999. I wish them the best, but don't regret not being in this band.

disco_barred wrote:

BruceBarr wrote:We, however, are future lawyers. We don't get chicks...

Speak for yourself

+1

[quote="BruceBarr"]My buddies band is touring right now. I went to their show last night. It was crazy. They are rockstars.


We, however, are future lawyers. We don't get chicks...

Ouch...Bra, looking like a long lonely future.

Future lawyers...I think I speak for the rest of us, we will get chicks...