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How many nerds out there are going to jump off a bridge if they don't get a Big Law job and think it is stupid to be a lawyer unless you are working 80+ hours a week making 160 k a year??

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OH! OH! OH! MEMEMEMEME! Biglaw or bust, baby!

We're all going to crush your ambulance chasing solo practice into the ground so you have to eat dirt to survive!

bigmnstyle wrote:How many nerds out there are going to jump off a bridge if they don't get a Big Law job and think it is stupid to be a lawyer unless you are working 80+ hours a week making 160 k a year??

1,742 and 1/2. Dont ask about the 1/2.

lol

you rang?

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Hope this answers your question.

+1

bigmnstyle wrote:How many nerds out there are going to jump off a bridge if they don't get a Big Law job and think it is stupid to be a lawyer unless you are working 80+ hours a week making 160 k a year??

not enough

They won't get the chance to jump off a bridge if they run into Ogre:

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Hope this answers your question.

I wonder which one I am

In this thread, a guy with family connections to getting a job makes fun of people who will actually have to work to find employment.

So far some pretty solid pics... keep them coming.

bigmnstyle wrote:How many nerds out there are going to jump off a bridge if they don't get a Big Law job and think it is stupid to be a lawyer unless you are working 80+ hours a week making 160 k a year??

Those people just annoy me so bad. I mean they just get my goat in the extreme!

You see, they disagree with my personal view of what I want to do with my JD so much that the only thing I can think to do about them is call them "nerds."

thelawguy777 wrote:

bigmnstyle wrote:How many nerds out there are going to jump off a bridge if they don't get a Big Law job and think it is stupid to be a lawyer unless you are working 80+ hours a week making 160 k a year??

Those people just annoy me so bad. I mean they just get my goat in the extreme!

You see, they disagree with my personal view of what I want to do with my JD so much that the only thing I can think to do about them is call them "nerds."

I really hate when my goat gets in the extreme...it's just uncomfortable....worse than not getting biglaw.

standard Texas reply

Nerds taste good

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The type of people you described are not "nerds".

We call those "dicks" instead.

Rowinguy2009 wrote: I really hate when my goat gets in the extreme...it's just uncomfortable....worse than not getting biglaw.

Tell me about it! It's way worse than normal goat-being-got!

The type of people you described are not "nerds".

We call those "dicks" instead.

You mean like this guy?

Nixon was a great commander and chief actually. He did have the Commies shaking in thier collective boots.

aznflyingpanda wrote:In this thread, a guy with family connections to getting a job makes fun of people who will actually have to work to find employment.

I can't back up the factual portion of this, but it's true TTCR.

nealric wrote:

The type of people you described are not "nerds".

We call those "dicks" instead.

You mean like this guy?

Most definitely.