TheSpanishMain wrote:DaRascal wrote:You guys have no clue how determined I am right now! The world is not gonna keep me down!
Dude, just stop.
If there was ever anyone who needed to join the military for two years, it's this guy.
Sergeant: Rascal, what the fuck, why didn't you mop the floor of the barracks this morning?
Rascal: LOL see man I'm just a regular dude in today's America so it's not my fault because I was like and then it was like why can't i just hang out with my bros and crush some beers and then I was like do you think if I do a really good job mopping Northwestern will count it as work experience oh also the MPs are probably going to want to talk to you about my new girlfriend, she's tied to a chair in the supply closet lol can't keep a rascal down, cause I-
Sergeant: PREPARE YOUR ANUS.
Solid, solid 180.
edit> the shtick was slightly more tolerable when it was the "dumbfounded and jobless liberal arts grad" thing, but the maniacal self-hatred combined with what appears to be fatalistic sarcasm makes me think this probably isn't a troll.