Where would Jesus go to Law School?

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Where would Jesus go to Law School?

Harvard
94
11%
Notre Dame
223
27%
Cooley
162
20%
Cornell
27
3%
UC Berkeley
148
18%
Other
174
21%
 
Total votes: 828

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un-vordox
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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?

Postby un-vordox » Fri Mar 25, 2011 6:43 pm

Bringing it back from the dead:

Jesus would go to med school, guys.


+1

Satan would be the one to go to law school. Or get an MBA. :wink:

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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?

Postby sUkNoIrzTforEall » Fri Mar 25, 2011 6:52 pm

If he were lucky enough to avoid being committed by the age of 30, Jesus would attend Berkeley because they are supposedly tolerant, loving, and free there.

Quickly, he'd become disillusioned, but still grateful he avoided three years of people at Notre Dame trying to exorcise the evil spirits he was "possessed" with.

Edit: The second coming will indubitably be a woman, I'm convinced.

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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?

Postby barry » Fri Mar 25, 2011 7:02 pm

lol at berk i'm sure Jesus would love to be around the pro abortion, secular students who believe in free love and taking the ten commandments out of the courthouses

if the Lord was going to Cali it would be Pepperdine obviously

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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?

Postby Justathought » Fri Mar 25, 2011 7:02 pm

Cardozo, clearly.

Edit: Although there seems to be some debate in this thread, as to whether the administration would view him favorably, I stand by my claim. I think he'd be attracted to the innocence project. Plus, being Jesus, he might be the one Cardozo grad who actually gets to work on it.
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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?

Postby dr123 » Fri Mar 25, 2011 7:04 pm

BYU

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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?

Postby niederbomb » Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:51 am

Clearly, bible-thumping Regent Law School. Besides his occasional dabbles into charity, Jesus always associated with the most conservative and righteous folks (the Pharisees).

However, I wouldn't be surprised if the Son of Man got expelled from Regent for calling Pat Robertson a hypocrite and Focus on the Family a brood of vipers.

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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?

Postby tyro » Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:00 am

soullesswonder wrote:
bananasinpajamas wrote:Not a religious debate...

But where would Jesus go to law school?
If the divine one was perfect, we could assume a 175+ LSAT.
However, he would have to apply as an international student.
While good softs including water into wine, I do not think law schools would appreciate a letter of rec. from his father (Family does not look good in LOR).
Since Jewish people mostly do not count as URM, where would Jesus go to law school?


You know the admissions people would hate his PS..."hey Bill, get a load of this Public Interest wannabe - he wants us to believe he's going to erase the sins of the whole f*ucking world!" Also, He might need an addendum to cover his criminal conviction. WE would be a little shoddy (I'm sure the admissions people have seen a lot of attempts to spin "self-employment", even if most applicants don't claim proficiency in carpentry). Leadership would be middling, since it's not really that hard for any college student to form a social club with a dozen or so friends. If I was advising the Son of Man, I'd tell him to write about the way rights of publicity jurisprudence personally affects him and how he feels about having every two-bit radical invoking his name and image. It'll make him seem like less of a human rights naif and more of a burgeoning legal scholar (I'll make him edit out any disparaging references to Pharisees and Sadducees).

Btw, I'm pretty sure the Pharisees and Sadducees all went to Harvard and Yale, so Jesus would go to Stanford. The climate would suit him nicely.


Quite a post here. +1
Not a big deal if other people didn't quote it.

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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?

Postby incompetentia » Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:02 am

Jesus would be most interested in helping those who were unable to help themselves.

This means Cooley.

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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?

Postby MrPapagiorgio » Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:10 am

I never realized how many law schools have religious undertones/direct support until this thread.

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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?

Postby Spookyghost » Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:16 am

I don't know, isn't Pepperdine super religious?

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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?

Postby tyro » Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:22 am

mmm peppers.

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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?

Postby Mase » Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:23 am

Jesus tries it out at TTT Akron, seeing they are going no where in the standings, he transfers. He then takes his talents to South Beach, however, he is shut out at Miami. Jesus still likes Florida, joins TLS, starts Barry vs Nova debate. Jesus then ends up at Barry, ending the debate. When similiar students wonder where they should go to law school, they simply look at their wristband, "WWJD".

Wristbands are eventually thrown away, Jesus makes partner, promises mansions in heaven for the poor. (Those who followed him to Barry)


Hail the King, go heat :evil:

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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?

Postby St.Remy » Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:27 am

Ave Maria

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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?

Postby fragged » Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:30 am

1. He would start his own law school with the crazy idea of admitting people based on the content of their character rather than test scores and GPA's.
2. USNWR would lead a campaign to demonize him.
3. He would be ostracized from the legal community.
4. His law school would become the most successful in history.

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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?

Postby lisjjen » Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:31 am

niederbomb wrote:Clearly, bible-thumping Regent Law School. Besides his occasional dabbles into charity, Jesus always associated with the most conservative and righteous folks (the Pharisees).

However, I wouldn't be surprised if the Son of Man got expelled from Regent for calling Pat Robertson a hypocrite and Focus on the Family a brood of vipers.


+1000

But he was known to associate with whores and drunkards. Clearly Duke.

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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?

Postby Bumi » Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:31 am

Two pages and no one has realized that the answer is clearly Liberty?

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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?

Postby Commonwealthman » Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:33 am

No way he'd get into a Top Ten school with a unexplained 18-year gap on his resume...

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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?

Postby MrPapagiorgio » Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:39 am

Commonwealthman wrote:No way he'd get into a Top Ten school with a unexplained 18-year gap on his resume...

So much win in a first post.

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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?

Postby dr123 » Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:41 am

Jesus would probably get an MSW

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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?

Postby Bumi » Sun Mar 27, 2011 2:02 am

Commonwealthman wrote:No way he'd get into a Top Ten school with a unexplained 18-year gap on his resume...

Northwestern might bite.

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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?

Postby NoleinNY » Sun Mar 27, 2011 2:06 am

Northwestern because of his work experience. Or Cardozo [Yeshiva] (he was Jewish after all).

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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?

Postby zonto » Sun Mar 27, 2011 2:24 am

BYU

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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?

Postby lisjjen » Sun Mar 27, 2011 2:24 am

zonto wrote:BYU


Prolly not. He'd just get confused.

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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?

Postby fakemoney » Sun Mar 27, 2011 2:25 am

He'd go out to the desert where Satan would tempt him to pay sticker at a T2 and aim to transfer for his 2L year...

But Jesus would resist -- turning to the righteous path of retake/ED at Virginia.

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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?

Postby dc1s » Sun Mar 27, 2011 2:39 am

Stanford because he would want to go to school in heaven.




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