Where would Jesus go to Law School? Forum
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Where would Jesus go to Law School?
Not a religious debate...
But where would Jesus go to law school?
If the divine one was perfect, we could assume a 175+ LSAT.
However, he would have to apply as an international student.
While good softs including water into wine, I do not think law schools would appreciate a letter of rec. from his father (Family does not look good in LOR).
Since Jewish people mostly do not count as URM, where would Jesus go to law school?
But where would Jesus go to law school?
If the divine one was perfect, we could assume a 175+ LSAT.
However, he would have to apply as an international student.
While good softs including water into wine, I do not think law schools would appreciate a letter of rec. from his father (Family does not look good in LOR).
Since Jewish people mostly do not count as URM, where would Jesus go to law school?
- babaghanouj
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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?
unbelievable.
thanks for the all-nighter study break. Now back to hell...
thanks for the all-nighter study break. Now back to hell...
- pany1985
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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?
I'm gonna give People's College a write-in vote.
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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?
Penn would probably YP him.
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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?
Although Jesus was divine, he was also extremely humble.
Therefore, Cooley.
Therefore, Cooley.
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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?
if they don't WL him.badfish wrote:YLS.
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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?
You know the admissions people would hate his PS..."hey Bill, get a load of this Public Interest wannabe - he wants us to believe he's going to erase the sins of the whole f*ucking world!" Also, He might need an addendum to cover his criminal conviction. WE would be a little shoddy (I'm sure the admissions people have seen a lot of attempts to spin "self-employment", even if most applicants don't claim proficiency in carpentry). Leadership would be middling, since it's not really that hard for any college student to form a social club with a dozen or so friends. If I was advising the Son of Man, I'd tell him to write about the way rights of publicity jurisprudence personally affects him and how he feels about having every two-bit radical invoking his name and image. It'll make him seem like less of a human rights naif and more of a burgeoning legal scholar (I'll make him edit out any disparaging references to Pharisees and Sadducees).bananasinpajamas wrote:Not a religious debate...
But where would Jesus go to law school?
If the divine one was perfect, we could assume a 175+ LSAT.
However, he would have to apply as an international student.
While good softs including water into wine, I do not think law schools would appreciate a letter of rec. from his father (Family does not look good in LOR).
Since Jewish people mostly do not count as URM, where would Jesus go to law school?
Btw, I'm pretty sure the Pharisees and Sadducees all went to Harvard and Yale, so Jesus would go to Stanford. The climate would suit him nicely.
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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?
How the hell is Yeshiva not on the list?bananasinpajamas wrote:Not a religious debate...
But where would Jesus go to law school?
If the divine one was perfect, we could assume a 175+ LSAT.
However, he would have to apply as an international student.
While good softs including water into wine, I do not think law schools would appreciate a letter of rec. from his father (Family does not look good in LOR).
Since Jewish people mostly do not count as URM, where would Jesus go to law school?
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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?
Snuffie wrote:How the hell is Yeshiva not on the list?bananasinpajamas wrote:Not a religious debate...
But where would Jesus go to law school?
If the divine one was perfect, we could assume a 175+ LSAT.
However, he would have to apply as an international student.
While good softs including water into wine, I do not think law schools would appreciate a letter of rec. from his father (Family does not look good in LOR).
Since Jewish people mostly do not count as URM, where would Jesus go to law school?
Beat me to it =/
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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?
Do unto others? Turn the other cheek? Love your fellow man?
He can go to Berkley with the rest of the hippies.
He can go to Berkley with the rest of the hippies.
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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?
Maybe I did, but it doesn't change the fact that Jesus ain't getting into Cardozo. Let's just say they wouldn't particularly care for the claims he was making in his personal statement and leave it at that.Chelios wrote:Snuffie wrote:How the hell is Yeshiva not on the list?bananasinpajamas wrote:Not a religious debate...
But where would Jesus go to law school?
If the divine one was perfect, we could assume a 175+ LSAT.
However, he would have to apply as an international student.
While good softs including water into wine, I do not think law schools would appreciate a letter of rec. from his father (Family does not look good in LOR).
Since Jewish people mostly do not count as URM, where would Jesus go to law school?
Beat me to it =/
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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?
They might crucify him...Snuffie wrote:Maybe I did, but it doesn't change the fact that Jesus ain't getting into Cardozo. Let's just say they wouldn't particularly care for the claims he was making in his personal statement and leave it at that.Chelios wrote:Snuffie wrote:How the hell is Yeshiva not on the list?bananasinpajamas wrote:Not a religious debate...
But where would Jesus go to law school?
If the divine one was perfect, we could assume a 175+ LSAT.
However, he would have to apply as an international student.
While good softs including water into wine, I do not think law schools would appreciate a letter of rec. from his father (Family does not look good in LOR).
Since Jewish people mostly do not count as URM, where would Jesus go to law school?
Beat me to it =/
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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?
Also, nobody would show up to his birthday party
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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?
He'd go to Berkeley based on its reputation but would piss everyone off because he wouldn't like authoritarian Dems (of which there are many, though there are also many Repubs similarly situated, ideologically speaking).joeshmo39 wrote:Do unto others? Turn the other cheek? Love your fellow man?
He can go to Berkley with the rest of the hippies.
And yes, I can speak on the issue. Jesus is my homeboy.
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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?
Jesus would go to UVA where he could take it easy and chillax. He'd never have to turn water into wine here, there's plenty of beer to go around.
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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?
Berk, he was a hippie.
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Jesus would go to UF.
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It has to be Berkeley.. he wore berkinstocks for his sake (get it "Christs sake")
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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?
Jesus would go to med school, guys.
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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?
I was hoping for more from this thread
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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?
Notre Dame man! He'd be treated like the star quarterback. Actually the whole law school curriculum would be centered around his teachings so he'd get an A.
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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?
My vote is on Cooley. People there need to be saved more than anyone.
Oh, and then Jesus transfers to Yale cause surprisingly he's BIGLAW OR BUST BABY!
Oh, and then Jesus transfers to Yale cause surprisingly he's BIGLAW OR BUST BABY!
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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?
No if. Jesus was perfect (duh). We don't need to assume shit. Jesus got a 180.bananasinpajamas wrote: If the divine one was perfect, we could assume a 175+ LSAT.
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