Where would Jesus go to Law School?

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Where would Jesus go to Law School?

Harvard
94
11%
Notre Dame
223
27%
Cooley
162
20%
Cornell
27
3%
UC Berkeley
148
18%
Other
174
21%
 
Total votes: 828

bananasinpajamas
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Where would Jesus go to Law School?

Postby bananasinpajamas » Thu Dec 10, 2009 6:39 am

Not a religious debate...

But where would Jesus go to law school?
If the divine one was perfect, we could assume a 175+ LSAT.
However, he would have to apply as an international student.
While good softs including water into wine, I do not think law schools would appreciate a letter of rec. from his father (Family does not look good in LOR).
Since Jewish people mostly do not count as URM, where would Jesus go to law school?

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babaghanouj
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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?

Postby babaghanouj » Thu Dec 10, 2009 6:50 am

unbelievable. :lol:

thanks for the all-nighter study break. Now back to hell...

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pany1985
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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?

Postby pany1985 » Thu Dec 10, 2009 6:55 am

I'm gonna give People's College a write-in vote.

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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?

Postby badfish » Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:11 am

YLS.

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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?

Postby CardinalRules » Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:18 am

Penn would probably YP him.

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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?

Postby 20121109 » Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:19 am

Although Jesus was divine, he was also extremely humble.

Therefore, Cooley.

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SwineState
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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?

Postby SwineState » Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:27 am

badfish wrote:YLS.


if they don't WL him.

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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?

Postby soullesswonder » Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:32 am

bananasinpajamas wrote:Not a religious debate...

But where would Jesus go to law school?
If the divine one was perfect, we could assume a 175+ LSAT.
However, he would have to apply as an international student.
While good softs including water into wine, I do not think law schools would appreciate a letter of rec. from his father (Family does not look good in LOR).
Since Jewish people mostly do not count as URM, where would Jesus go to law school?


You know the admissions people would hate his PS..."hey Bill, get a load of this Public Interest wannabe - he wants us to believe he's going to erase the sins of the whole f*ucking world!" Also, He might need an addendum to cover his criminal conviction. WE would be a little shoddy (I'm sure the admissions people have seen a lot of attempts to spin "self-employment", even if most applicants don't claim proficiency in carpentry). Leadership would be middling, since it's not really that hard for any college student to form a social club with a dozen or so friends. If I was advising the Son of Man, I'd tell him to write about the way rights of publicity jurisprudence personally affects him and how he feels about having every two-bit radical invoking his name and image. It'll make him seem like less of a human rights naif and more of a burgeoning legal scholar (I'll make him edit out any disparaging references to Pharisees and Sadducees).

Btw, I'm pretty sure the Pharisees and Sadducees all went to Harvard and Yale, so Jesus would go to Stanford. The climate would suit him nicely.
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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?

Postby Snuffie » Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:38 am

bananasinpajamas wrote:Not a religious debate...

But where would Jesus go to law school?
If the divine one was perfect, we could assume a 175+ LSAT.
However, he would have to apply as an international student.
While good softs including water into wine, I do not think law schools would appreciate a letter of rec. from his father (Family does not look good in LOR).
Since Jewish people mostly do not count as URM, where would Jesus go to law school?


How the hell is Yeshiva not on the list?

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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?

Postby Chelios » Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:46 am

Snuffie wrote:
bananasinpajamas wrote:Not a religious debate...

But where would Jesus go to law school?
If the divine one was perfect, we could assume a 175+ LSAT.
However, he would have to apply as an international student.
While good softs including water into wine, I do not think law schools would appreciate a letter of rec. from his father (Family does not look good in LOR).
Since Jewish people mostly do not count as URM, where would Jesus go to law school?


How the hell is Yeshiva not on the list?



Beat me to it =/

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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?

Postby joeshmo39 » Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:57 am

Do unto others? Turn the other cheek? Love your fellow man?

He can go to Berkley with the rest of the hippies.

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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?

Postby Snuffie » Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:58 am

Chelios wrote:
Snuffie wrote:
bananasinpajamas wrote:Not a religious debate...

But where would Jesus go to law school?
If the divine one was perfect, we could assume a 175+ LSAT.
However, he would have to apply as an international student.
While good softs including water into wine, I do not think law schools would appreciate a letter of rec. from his father (Family does not look good in LOR).
Since Jewish people mostly do not count as URM, where would Jesus go to law school?


How the hell is Yeshiva not on the list?



Beat me to it =/


Maybe I did, but it doesn't change the fact that Jesus ain't getting into Cardozo. Let's just say they wouldn't particularly care for the claims he was making in his personal statement and leave it at that.

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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?

Postby forza » Thu Dec 10, 2009 8:11 am

Snuffie wrote:
Chelios wrote:
Snuffie wrote:
bananasinpajamas wrote:Not a religious debate...

But where would Jesus go to law school?
If the divine one was perfect, we could assume a 175+ LSAT.
However, he would have to apply as an international student.
While good softs including water into wine, I do not think law schools would appreciate a letter of rec. from his father (Family does not look good in LOR).
Since Jewish people mostly do not count as URM, where would Jesus go to law school?


How the hell is Yeshiva not on the list?



Beat me to it =/


Maybe I did, but it doesn't change the fact that Jesus ain't getting into Cardozo. Let's just say they wouldn't particularly care for the claims he was making in his personal statement and leave it at that.


They might crucify him...

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pany1985
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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?

Postby pany1985 » Thu Dec 10, 2009 8:30 am

Also, nobody would show up to his birthday party

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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?

Postby Yimbeezy » Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:11 am

joeshmo39 wrote:Do unto others? Turn the other cheek? Love your fellow man?

He can go to Berkley with the rest of the hippies.


He'd go to Berkeley based on its reputation but would piss everyone off because he wouldn't like authoritarian Dems (of which there are many, though there are also many Repubs similarly situated, ideologically speaking).

And yes, I can speak on the issue. Jesus is my homeboy.

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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?

Postby vanwinkle » Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:14 am

Jesus would go to UVA where he could take it easy and chillax. He'd never have to turn water into wine here, there's plenty of beer to go around.

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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?

Postby WiretoWire09UF » Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:35 am

Cardozo.

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MC Southstar
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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?

Postby MC Southstar » Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:36 am

Berk, he was a hippie.

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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?

Postby 06072010 » Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:36 am

Jesus would go to UF.

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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?

Postby 0L Hoping for 1 » Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:40 am

It has to be Berkeley.. he wore berkinstocks for his sake (get it "Christs sake")

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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?

Postby The Kim Jong illest » Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:41 am

Jesus would go to med school, guys.

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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?

Postby kittenmittons » Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:50 am

I was hoping for more from this thread

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robin600
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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?

Postby robin600 » Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:55 am

Notre Dame man! He'd be treated like the star quarterback. Actually the whole law school curriculum would be centered around his teachings so he'd get an A.

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Drummingreg
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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?

Postby Drummingreg » Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:10 pm

My vote is on Cooley. People there need to be saved more than anyone.







Oh, and then Jesus transfers to Yale cause surprisingly he's BIGLAW OR BUST BABY!

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Re: Where would Jesus go to Law School?

Postby BearDownChicago » Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:12 pm

bananasinpajamas wrote:If the divine one was perfect, we could assume a 175+ LSAT.


No if. Jesus was perfect (duh). We don't need to assume shit. Jesus got a 180.


"You trying to tell me Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?" - Harris from Major League




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