LaurenGayle wrote:If you aren't in a speedo, you are doing it wrong.
Falling them fat helps, too. Makes them all self-conscious and needy.
When I do laps in the pool there are an uncomfortable number of large hairy men strutting their stuff in speedos. They go "swimming" and take up entire lanes, which is their version of glorified drowning. It drives me nuts.
I don't usually call them straight out 'fat' as much as I'll lean over the treadmill next to me and say "you should try the uphill walk for a few hours, it'll really take care of that back roll."
Edit for grammar fail.