Cupidity wrote:fitzgerald86 wrote:Cupidity wrote:fitzgerald86 wrote:We need a Paul Revere-like figure to alert us when the part time decisions are coming . . .
I can do a paul-reveere riding a horse shadow puppet.
It's my only talent in life.
I hope you worked that into your personal statement. If not, I would submit an addendum ASAP.
Dear Stephen Brown Associate Dean of Enrollment.
I would like you to know, though the two page background story about my life and accomplishments that I sent you, detailing how I overcame discrimination as a homosexual at an intollerant undergraduate institution to become the SG president and sit on the school's board of trustees at only 19 years old, after recieving some advice from fitzgerald86, I would appreciate it if you would disregard this thoughtful and well-written personal statement and instead, weigh this when making your decision:
I can make a shadow puppet--of Paul Reveere, riding a horse. In motion and everything, legs work, the thing runs. I feel that this fact, and not my previous personal statement, will reflect better on my capabilities, and increase my chance of you sending me a scholarship offer that brings me to Fordham University.
I'm going to learn how to do a shadow puppet Sam Adams. Then, I think we can convince Dean Brown to admit us all, perhaps with full tuition scholarships, in exchange for performing Revolutionary War reenactments for Con Law classes.