VoidSix wrote:My second theory is that the Columbia admissions office staff have been slipped estrogen pills for the last two weeks, and have confused the application cycle with the menstrual cycle and just want us to know everything is going according to plan.
Either that, or they sense that we think they're clogged up, and thus want to assure us that the bowel-movement-esque admissions cycle is regular.
Here's another one: It's not a cycle but a system. As in the digestive system. Columbia takes your app, either uses you (if you're good) in their student body, and if you're not good, you get em... disposed of (think large intestine). In this case, regular would mean we're all about to be in a Morningside Heights toilet bowl.