Steve Jones Redux

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mrbuckfutter
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Steve Jones Redux

Postby mrbuckfutter » Sat Apr 19, 2008 5:02 pm

Just got this email, and yes I know everyone has gotten one of these, but mine is special, in it he offers me admission and a scholly "in the amount of $ per year"

Hi Mrbuckfutter

I was looking at your LSAC file today and noticed that your LSAT score of 16X and 3.XX GPA and other academic accomplishments qualify you for admission to our August '08 entering class. Fortunately, we still have some scholarship funds available, and your LSAT and GPA qualify you for a merit scholarship in the amount of $ per year.

(more generic emailing)

yes yes i know nothing new.. .but im bored.

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MTal
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Re: Steve Jones Redux

Postby MTal » Sat Apr 19, 2008 5:06 pm

My reply to Steve Jones:

MTal's Conditions for attending Florida Coastal.

1. Full Tuition scholarship with $20k yearly student stipend.
2. Guaranteed spot on Law Review.
3. Federal Court Clerkship upon graduation.
4. Job with a Vault T50 firm with minimum $160k. starting salary upon graduation, after completion of aforementioned clerkship.
5. Automatic enrollment to be placed on the short list of the Florida Governor's supreme court nominations.
6. And then some...

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mrbuckfutter
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Re: Steve Jones Redux

Postby mrbuckfutter » Sat Apr 19, 2008 5:12 pm

wouldn't it be easier for him just to give you 10 mil euros and be done with it

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bruinbear
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Re: Steve Jones Redux

Postby bruinbear » Sat Apr 19, 2008 5:16 pm

why only 10 mil? you think all of those conditions are only worth 10 mil euros?

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mrbuckfutter
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Re: Steve Jones Redux

Postby mrbuckfutter » Sat Apr 19, 2008 5:17 pm

all those conditions require work or some work at least.. or least you gotta show up in a suit everyday or at least some days well youd have to show up.. im too lazy for that.. id rather take my money and retire and bang my wife's brains out all day while playing gta4

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Re: Steve Jones Redux

Postby Friedrich » Sat Apr 19, 2008 5:44 pm

mrbuckfutter wrote: bang my wife's brains out all day while playing gta4


talk about multi-tasking...

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mrbuckfutter
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Re: Steve Jones Redux

Postby mrbuckfutter » Sat Apr 19, 2008 5:50 pm

Ive done it with WoW.. but i had autorun bound to a wireless mouse which really helped




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