Yale c/o 2020 Applicants (2016-2017)

[OneHandedEconomist]

shocked by the number of people who voted and also that so many of you are wrong

dogs are when god is like "wow I feel compelled to #bless my people today I'm gonna create a dog"

cats are when god is like "yo satan I got some extra matter like idk what to do with this do u want it" and satan is like "ya I'll make a cat"

the only exception to this rule is Loud Yappy Rat Dogs. Loud Yappy Rat Dogs are when satan is like "I think today I'm just actually going to ruin all of the progress civilization has made and create a Loud Yappy Rat Dog"

these are facts I'm not making this up look in whatever your holy book of choice is

I'm a gnostic dyslexic. I believe dog is evil.

I'd like some sort of award to be created in my honor just so that the inaugural award can be presented to you for this post

I'm an agnostic insomniac dyslexic. I stay up all night wondering whether there is a dog.

[seeprybyrun]

shocked by the number of people who voted and also that so many of you are wrong

dogs are when god is like "wow I feel compelled to #bless my people today I'm gonna create a dog"

cats are when god is like "yo satan I got some extra matter like idk what to do with this do u want it" and satan is like "ya I'll make a cat"

the only exception to this rule is Loud Yappy Rat Dogs. Loud Yappy Rat Dogs are when satan is like "I think today I'm just actually going to ruin all of the progress civilization has made and create a Loud Yappy Rat Dog"

these are facts I'm not making this up look in whatever your holy book of choice is

I'm a gnostic dyslexic. I believe dog is evil.

I'd like some sort of award to be created in my honor just so that the inaugural award can be presented to you for this post

Get on it so I can send Harvard an updated resume.

[dyebri]

Wtf are you guys saying. This is a Yale law school blog. Add each other on Facebook and talk about cats and dogs there.

[notorious_mig]

shocked by the number of people who voted and also that so many of you are wrong

dogs are when god is like "wow I feel compelled to #bless my people today I'm gonna create a dog"

cats are when god is like "yo satan I got some extra matter like idk what to do with this do u want it" and satan is like "ya I'll make a cat"

the only exception to this rule is Loud Yappy Rat Dogs. Loud Yappy Rat Dogs are when satan is like "I think today I'm just actually going to ruin all of the progress civilization has made and create a Loud Yappy Rat Dog"

these are facts I'm not making this up look in whatever your holy book of choice is

I'm a gnostic dyslexic. I believe dog is evil.

I'd like some sort of award to be created in my honor just so that the inaugural award can be presented to you for this post

I'm an agnostic insomniac dyslexic. I stay up all night wondering whether there is a dog.

omg you get the second annual Notorious MIG Dad Joke Prize

[OneHandedEconomist]

shocked by the number of people who voted and also that so many of you are wrong

dogs are when god is like "wow I feel compelled to #bless my people today I'm gonna create a dog"

cats are when god is like "yo satan I got some extra matter like idk what to do with this do u want it" and satan is like "ya I'll make a cat"

the only exception to this rule is Loud Yappy Rat Dogs. Loud Yappy Rat Dogs are when satan is like "I think today I'm just actually going to ruin all of the progress civilization has made and create a Loud Yappy Rat Dog"

these are facts I'm not making this up look in whatever your holy book of choice is

I'm a gnostic dyslexic. I believe dog is evil.

I'd like some sort of award to be created in my honor just so that the inaugural award can be presented to you for this post

I'm an agnostic insomniac dyslexic. I stay up all night wondering whether there is a dog.

omg you get the second annual Notorious MIG Dad Joke Prize

Did you hear about the little psychic who escaped from prison?

He was a small medium at large.

[HonestlyThough]

shocked by the number of people who voted and also that so many of you are wrong

dogs are when god is like "wow I feel compelled to #bless my people today I'm gonna create a dog"

cats are when god is like "yo satan I got some extra matter like idk what to do with this do u want it" and satan is like "ya I'll make a cat"

the only exception to this rule is Loud Yappy Rat Dogs. Loud Yappy Rat Dogs are when satan is like "I think today I'm just actually going to ruin all of the progress civilization has made and create a Loud Yappy Rat Dog"

these are facts I'm not making this up look in whatever your holy book of choice is

LYRDs are the worst cause people be like "come over and play with my dog!" And I get THE MOST excited. Then I get there and it's a tiny ass,screeching, tangled mess of cortisol incarnate and I feel SO LIED TO

[Pozzo]

shocked by the number of people who voted and also that so many of you are wrong

dogs are when god is like "wow I feel compelled to #bless my people today I'm gonna create a dog"

cats are when god is like "yo satan I got some extra matter like idk what to do with this do u want it" and satan is like "ya I'll make a cat"

the only exception to this rule is Loud Yappy Rat Dogs. Loud Yappy Rat Dogs are when satan is like "I think today I'm just actually going to ruin all of the progress civilization has made and create a Loud Yappy Rat Dog"

these are facts I'm not making this up look in whatever your holy book of choice is

LYRDs are the worst cause people be like "come over and play with my dog!" And I get THE MOST excited. Then I get there and it's a tiny ass,screeching, tangled mess of cortisol incarnate and I feel SO LIED TO

That's because LYRDs are cats

[Studybuddy17]

It's really raining cats and dogs in here

[seeprybyrun]

I move to reword "correct" and "less correct but fine" in the poll to "credited response" and "uncredited response," respectively.

[acz26]

Can we expect all remaining rejections to be sent out tomorrow?

[KateMcKitten]

I move to reword "correct" and "less correct but fine" in the poll to "credited response" and "uncredited response," respectively.

SECONDED

[pretzeltime]

Can we expect all remaining rejections to be sent out tomorrow?

maybe a solid chunk but I don't think they'll be the last. there are still the files out in FR some of which might get rejected. and other lingering in-between files, if I had to guess.

GOOD MORNING, PEEPS

i'm not changing the poll per the requests but i will make a new one if you like

[notorious_mig]

shocked by the number of people who voted and also that so many of you are wrong

dogs are when god is like "wow I feel compelled to #bless my people today I'm gonna create a dog"

cats are when god is like "yo satan I got some extra matter like idk what to do with this do u want it" and satan is like "ya I'll make a cat"

the only exception to this rule is Loud Yappy Rat Dogs. Loud Yappy Rat Dogs are when satan is like "I think today I'm just actually going to ruin all of the progress civilization has made and create a Loud Yappy Rat Dog"

these are facts I'm not making this up look in whatever your holy book of choice is

LYRDs are the worst cause people be like "come over and play with my dog!" And I get THE MOST excited. Then I get there and it's a tiny ass,screeching, tangled mess of cortisol incarnate and I feel SO LIED TO

That's because LYRDs are cats

my sister has a LYRD that always. shits. immediately. outside. my bedroom. like she targets me specifically ugh well guess what bitch the hatred is mutual

[Gabriel_is_Satan]

Can we expect all remaining rejections to be sent out tomorrow?

It's really really hard to know what we can "expect" this cycle, it's been pretty untypical so far. But given the past two days, I'd expect them to release most rejections today and tomorrow. Then a trickle of rejections and admissions (depending on FR), and then a few WL.

[pretzeltime]

thread vibez

[Gabriel_is_Satan]

there's this too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHwVBirqD2s
(I promise, not a rickroll)

[KateMcKitten]

thread vibez

"Is it safe to come out?"

[lilitiger99]

Can we expect all remaining rejections to be sent out tomorrow?

It's really really hard to know what we can "expect" this cycle, it's been pretty untypical so far. But given the past two days, I'd expect them to release most rejections today and tomorrow. Then a trickle of rejections and admissions (depending on FR), and then a few WL.

Last years thread has a ding wave as late as April 22. With WL a week later...

[OneHandedEconomist]

All admits will know by ASW, per Asha's tweet.

[notsonotorious]

All admits will know by ASW, per Asha's tweet.

*should* was the word

[ayylmao]

shocked by the number of people who voted and also that so many of you are wrong

dogs are when god is like "wow I feel compelled to #bless my people today I'm gonna create a dog"

cats are when god is like "yo satan I got some extra matter like idk what to do with this do u want it" and satan is like "ya I'll make a cat"

the only exception to this rule is Loud Yappy Rat Dogs. Loud Yappy Rat Dogs are when satan is like "I think today I'm just actually going to ruin all of the progress civilization has made and create a Loud Yappy Rat Dog"

these are facts I'm not making this up look in whatever your holy book of choice is

I'm a gnostic dyslexic. I believe dog is evil.

I'd like some sort of award to be created in my honor just so that the inaugural award can be presented to you for this post

I'm an agnostic insomniac dyslexic. I stay up all night wondering whether there is a dog.

omg you get the second annual Notorious MIG Dad Joke Prize

These comments are funny, but I take umbrage with Ms. Mig's characterization of cats. Once she meets mine, she'll understand how egregiously wrong she is. Frankly, I feel macroaggressed, and my cats do as well.

[ayylmao]

All admits will know by ASW, per Asha's tweet.

Still not nice of them to let people know a few days before ASW. Getting there isn't a piece of cake for everyone.

[Brutus_the_Younger]

...

[curious109]

All admits will know by ASW, per Asha's tweet.

Still not nice of them to let people know a few days before ASW. Getting there isn't a piece of cake for everyone.

I think a consequence of non-rolling admissions rather than unkindness - they do need to hold ASW before the acceptance deadline after all. In any case, I'm sure the new admits will get over it

RIdiculous comment. You do realize that the school has full control over it all -- it's their submission deadline, their ASW date, their acceptance deadline. No, they're being dickheads because they can -- they're Yale.

[OneHandedEconomist]

We expecting another ding wave in 30 minutes?