notorious_mig wrote:seeprybyrun wrote:notorious_mig wrote:pretzeltime wrote:shocked by the number of people who voted and also that so many of you are wrong
dogs are when god is like "wow I feel compelled to #bless my people today I'm gonna create a dog"
cats are when god is like "yo satan I got some extra matter like idk what to do with this do u want it" and satan is like "ya I'll make a cat"
the only exception to this rule is Loud Yappy Rat Dogs. Loud Yappy Rat Dogs are when satan is like "I think today I'm just actually going to ruin all of the progress civilization has made and create a Loud Yappy Rat Dog"
these are facts I'm not making this up look in whatever your holy book of choice is
I'm a gnostic dyslexic. I believe dog is evil.
I'd like some sort of award to be created in my honor just so that the inaugural award can be presented to you for this post
I'm an agnostic insomniac dyslexic. I stay up all night wondering whether there is a dog.