yossarian71 wrote:Dear AdComms,
I'm repenntant of my undergraduate GPA. In hindsight, I should have spennt more time studying. Seeing as I'm pennding final decision, I would like to appennd my application. My new personal statement is about my growth in character and patience during this period of unbearable suspennsion. My parents have drawn on their pennsion to pay for my impennding psychiatric care.
I trust you will not pennalize me for this amendment. I hope to see you soon, Penn.
Cheapenned hopes and dampenned dreams of attending to your expennsive school
The fact that I couldn't think of a single, even terrible pun...and you came up with an essay of terrible puns. Kudos bro