Haven't submitted app yet, but I was told my "Low LSAT Explanation" essay would not be appreciated by any adcomm except possibly the Berkeley adcomm, and I wanted to see what you guys thought. Here is my essay:
If, at a perfectly round table, with eight seats evenly spaced around the table and eight specified persons to be seated at each of the seats, one of those persons – say, John – refuses to sit next to Henrietta, Ian, Kit or Lucy, except on alternate Tuesdays and only if Lucy wears gloves, perhaps, instead of indulging John by trying to figure out every possible permutation by which his seating preferences can be satisfied, our time could be better spent trying to help John address his intimacy and communication issues and possible OCD.
I mean, we are forced to play "games" based on John's laundry list of requirements, when this man is clearly crying out for help!
I could not be a party to these games and so respectfully refused to answer.
A Series of BJs