I got that out of my system, now I can be nice the rest of the day.
Lawyer jokes are TTTT in my opinion (not hating on the OP though, just expressing an opinion here). Granted, its gotten worse. Many conversations go like this:
Person: Hey, attax, what are your post graduation plans?
Me: Law School
Person: LOLZ blood sucking, devil worshiping, money stealing, no good, conniving, getting paid to lie, etc.
Me: So..... you wanna go ahead and put me on retainer?
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