Or App-cycle based games.
"LS22 submitted four applications in November—to Columbia, Yale, Stanford and Harvard—and three in December—to UVA, Michigan and Cornell. The following considerations apply in determining the order in which he receives decisions:
Harvard does whatever the hell it pleases to do
Columbia cannot render a decision until UVA does
Michigan must render a decision between Columbia's and Harvard's, unless Harvard offers a JS1
Yale and Stanford are above these basic bitches"
1. Who will LS22 hear from first if he gets a JS1?
a. Who the fuck knows.
2. Which of the following, if added, would be sufficient to completely determine the order of decisions?
a. Spreadsheet analysis
b. Public statements from Deans about admissions timelines
c. Divine intervention