Cue ominous music, cut to the surprised and terrified faces of people with November complete dates who avoided the first round of DLSes.
3iggam wrote:I check everyday.
Young Ingenue: "But Professor, I thought we were safe!"
The Professor: "My dear, this is Stanford...none of us are safe."
(Flash of lightning, electricity briefly cuts out. When lights return 3iggam lies motionless on the ground.
Square Jawed Captain of the Yale Football Team: (taking the situation in hand and checking for his pulse
) My word, he's DLSed! (Rumble of thunder, end scene as those still in the parlor eye each other with suspicion and concern