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Law student pickup lines?

Postby ChriLa425 » Tue Feb 22, 2011 11:14 pm

Cause I'm waiting on about 10 schools and I need to occupy my time somehow....


I'll start:

Hey baby, I'll be the C in your UCC anytime.

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Re: Law student pickup lines?

Postby fatduck » Tue Feb 22, 2011 11:15 pm

Hey baby, I just made a stupid thread on TLS.

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Re: Law student pickup lines?

Postby SupraVln180 » Tue Feb 22, 2011 11:26 pm

fatduck wrote:Hey baby, I just made a stupid thread on TLS.



.... in the wrong forum.

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Re: Law student pickup lines?

Postby Unemployed » Tue Feb 22, 2011 11:34 pm

Will you be holding my dictum tonight?

Lame.

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Re: Law student pickup lines?

Postby clintonius » Tue Feb 22, 2011 11:36 pm

Would you like to get acquainted with the many talents of Learned Hand?

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Re: Law student pickup lines?

Postby cartercl » Tue Feb 22, 2011 11:36 pm

This... is so lame. :roll:

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Re: Law student pickup lines?

Postby ChriLa425 » Tue Feb 22, 2011 11:44 pm

cartercl wrote:This... is so lame. :roll:


That is precisely the point! 8)

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Re: Law student pickup lines?

Postby Cupidity » Tue Feb 22, 2011 11:45 pm

Tomorrow morning I'll have personal jurisdiction over you because we're about to make some significant contacts.

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Re: Law student pickup lines?

Postby NoleinNY » Tue Feb 22, 2011 11:50 pm

I'm going to adversely possess your back 40 acres.

How's about a good nudum pactum?

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Re: Law student pickup lines?

Postby MrAnon » Tue Feb 22, 2011 11:52 pm

I'll very shortly be unemployed and in the breadlines.

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Re: Law student pickup lines?

Postby Stanford4Me » Tue Feb 22, 2011 11:56 pm

I'm an insecure douche bag who hides behind money and "power." Let's bang.

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Re: Law student pickup lines?

Postby Unemployed » Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:01 am

Stanford4Me wrote:I'm an insecure douche bag who hides behind money and "power." Let's bang.


TBF, you work for insecure douchebags who hide behind money and power. You have neither.

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Re: Law student pickup lines?

Postby kkklick » Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:02 am

I'm trying to go somewhere in life unlike you, whose working behind a bar until your looks fade and you're replaced by a younger, fresher face...

My place in 5?

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Re: Law student pickup lines?

Postby beachbum » Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:03 am

SupraVln180 wrote:
fatduck wrote:Hey baby, I just made a stupid thread on TLS.



.... in the wrong forum.


"Acceptances, Denials, and Waitlists"? I dunno, seems about right to me. Would like to see how the waitlist works, though.

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Re: Law student pickup lines?

Postby LeDique » Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:03 am

Can't, I have to study.

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Re: Law student pickup lines?

Postby swc65 » Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:06 am

I cannot think of any right now but I thoroughly approve of this thread!

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Re: Law student pickup lines?

Postby BeenDidThat » Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:09 am

Hey mami, wanna give me that prima facie?
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Re: Law student pickup lines?

Postby dakatz » Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:09 am

Tales from a law school "party"

Guy: "Hey, how about we go back to my place and dicker terms?"
Girl: "Um, sorry, but no"

Girl walks back to her group of friends

Friend: "Who was that guy?"
Girl: "Just some loser. He totally thought he could get with me. I respectfully dissented"

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Re: Law student pickup lines?

Postby BeenDidThat » Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:10 am

dakatz wrote:Tales from a law school "party"

Guy: "Hey, how about we go back to my place and dicker terms?"
Girl: "Um, sorry, but no"

Girl walks back to her group of friends

Friend: "Who was that guy?"
Girl: "Just some loser. He totally thought he could get with me. I respectfully dissented"


I chortled.

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Re: Law student pickup lines?

Postby msridiculous447 » Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:24 am

Oh baby you know I'll always get you off.

Get it? Get it?

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Re: Law student pickup lines?

Postby 2things2 » Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:34 am

wana play with my jurisdiction?

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Re: Law student pickup lines?

Postby dakatz » Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:42 am

I can't take credit for these. Not exactly pick up lines, but still funny:

--I was looking through her briefs and you are gonna like what I found

--Male attorney to opposing female attorney: "I think you should drop your suit"

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Re: Law student pickup lines?

Postby ausoccer19 » Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:49 am

"Want to see the content of my briefs?"

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Re: Law student pickup lines?

Postby daniel5126 » Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:53 am

really can't wait to get into law school and be surrounded by such worthwhile company.

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Re: Law student pickup lines?

Postby SupraVln180 » Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:53 am

beachbum wrote:
SupraVln180 wrote:
fatduck wrote:Hey baby, I just made a stupid thread on TLS.



.... in the wrong forum.


"Acceptances, Denials, and Waitlists"? I dunno, seems about right to me. Would like to see how the waitlist works, though.



Lol, maybe she gives you a "raincheck" on the smash.



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