kazu wrote:lzyovrachievr wrote:makeithappen wrote:You tell a girl you love her-- better yet, you take her to a $100 dinner just to see if she loves you-- and she says "hmmm... let me get back to you after I see if anyone better than you loves me too." And then she adds, "By the way, if you meet someone else, you should probably just go with them even though I might holler at ya later."
I think the better analogy might be that you see this girl, no, wait, movie star that everyone adores. She's walking by on the red carpet to her newest movie premiere, looking hot. You watch as she goes. You consider saying something, but then you think, "I'm so out of her league. She could never like me or give me the time of day." But some crazy thought makes you yell, "I love you! Let me take you on a date!" Instead of being shocked and apalled that you propositioned her, she takes a measured look at you and says, "You're kinda cute. Wait for me here and after the show, I'll think about it."
And that's why we like being held by Harvard.
And compared to this Columbia is like, another movie star, slightly less beautiful and she does these:
1 ) James Franco asks to take her on a date and she ignores him.
2 ) Normal guy asks him and she gives her number and dumps the disposable phone the number belongs to 5 minutes later.
3 ) That guy's slightly uglier cousin asks and she gives her real number but tells him that he should never call and instead wait for her to call.
4 ) To spite all of above, she starts dating a bum, which she violently murders the next day.
5 ) On 3rd day, she sends a letter to the 2nd guy that has a single word on it "LOL".
So, she gets lynched by all suitors.