Guicciardini wrote:At this point, I'd be more than happy to pay them full price, if that makes them look at my application faster and more favorably.
Send them a letter saying as such:
Dear Cornell Admissions,
I understand you have a lot of qualified candidates applying this year. However, in order to make your lives easier, you will find enclosed $135,000 in cash as a deposit for my three years of study at Cornell Law School.
Slight modification: "you will find, under a volcanic rock that has no place being in Ithaca on the side of the road leading to the law school parking lot, a manila envelope containing $135,000 in crisp, unmarked, non-sequential twenties and fifties as a deposit for my three years of study at Cornell Law School. Also, you will find a bus ticket to Zihuatenejo, where Andy and Red are waiting for you."