dulcatis wrote: Unless you don't like hipsters or gay people, in which case...yeah.
And I'm from Ohio and saying this, so seriously. Also, I don't think this thread is the best one for anti-NYC comments XD
You will all be here next year and you will be fine.
But I don't like Ohio either.
So Jim Tressel and Lloyd Carr are walking along the beach talking about their schools, and Jim trips on bottle. It ends up being a genie's bottle, and being sporting fellows, they decide to rub it at the same time. Out comes a genie, and he says he'll grant them each one wish. Lloyd gallantly allows Tressel to go first. So he thinks hard and says 'I have it. I wish- that the entire state of Ohio would be surrounded by a wall as high into the air as it is into the ground, so that no Michiganders can come in... Then poof! The genie nods his head and grants his wish, spiriting Tressel off to be within his high fortress walls. He then truns to Carr and asks, 'what is your wish?'
Lloyd smiles and says simply, "fill it with water."