THE DING BAR

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FunkyJD
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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby FunkyJD » Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:19 pm

chrisbru wrote:
northwood wrote:Dear HofSTTTTRA :

(Plethora of guido bashing)


Sincerely:
N wood



Love this. I have to admit, I love watching Jersey Shore because of how completely ridiculous it is. Plus, it's good for drinking games. And JWoww's outfits.

If J-Wowwww were carrying anything in her outfits besides fake breasts and hepatitis, I'd be shocked.

@dj: thanks

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby athenian » Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:24 pm

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chrisbru
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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby chrisbru » Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:26 pm

FunkyJD wrote:If J-Wowwww were carrying anything in her outfits besides fake breastsand hepatitis, I'd be shocked.

@dj: thanks


Fixed... Please don't ruin her for me :-)

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby glitter178 » Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:27 pm

chrisbru wrote:
FunkyJD wrote:If J-Wowwww were carrying anything in her outfits besides fake breastsand hepatitis, I'd be shocked.

@dj: thanks


Fixed... Please don't ruin her for me :-)


her rack is pretty impressive, i know they're fake but they seem to defy gravity in ways i thought impossible.

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby chrisbru » Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:29 pm

glitter178 wrote:
chrisbru wrote:
FunkyJD wrote:If J-Wowwww were carrying anything in her outfits besides fake breastsand hepatitis, I'd be shocked.

@dj: thanks


Fixed... Please don't ruin her for me :-)


her rack is pretty impressive, i know they're fake but they seem to defy gravity in ways i thought impossible.


They almost need their own laws of gravity. She wears some tops that just should NOT work for a girl with girls that gigantic.

PS - Why would anyone ever elect to go that overboard with physical augmentation? Why not make them less obviously fake?

Sorry for getting so off-topic...

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby glitter178 » Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:30 pm

chrisbru wrote:
glitter178 wrote:
chrisbru wrote:
FunkyJD wrote:If J-Wowwww were carrying anything in her outfits besides fake breastsand hepatitis, I'd be shocked.

@dj: thanks


Fixed... Please don't ruin her for me :-)


her rack is pretty impressive, i know they're fake but they seem to defy gravity in ways i thought impossible.


They almost need their own laws of gravity. She wears some tops that just should NOT work for a girl with girls that gigantic.

PS - Why would anyone ever elect to go that overboard with physical augmentation? Why not make them less obviously fake?

Sorry for getting so off-topic...


because she's a guidette. everything those silly kids do is overkill--- the tan, the nails, the hair, the booze, the plastic surgery

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby northwood » Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:34 pm

the best part is that they are all from ny, not nj and they have the outline of new jersey all over the house

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby glitter178 » Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:35 pm

northwood wrote:the best part is that they are all from ny, not nj and they have the outline of new jersey all over the house


the best part is that they are all making a shit ton of money for acting like complete jack-offs.

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby chrisbru » Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:41 pm

glitter178 wrote:
northwood wrote:the best part is that they are all from ny, not nj and they have the outline of new jersey all over the house


the bestannoying part is that they are all making a shit ton of money more than me for acting like complete jack-offs.


Fixed.

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby northwood » Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:47 pm

this is true.... dang it!
/ thread derailment... lets get back to the good stuff

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby lvsmithmarsh » Fri Dec 10, 2010 5:09 pm

Dear UVA,

I paid some ungodly amount for you to summarily reject me via email. At least spend the less than $1 to put the rejection on letterhead.

Otherwise, meh. You weren't my top choice anyway.

Kthxbye.

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby cortnf » Fri Dec 10, 2010 5:23 pm

tagging this. good stuff.

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby FunkyJD » Fri Dec 10, 2010 5:46 pm

chrisbru wrote:
FunkyJD wrote:If J-Wowwww were carrying anything in her outfits besides fake breastsand hepatitis, I'd be shocked.

@dj: thanks


Fixed... Please don't ruin her for me :-)

She is what she is, unfortunately.

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby LilMonsterAnnie » Fri Dec 10, 2010 5:52 pm

FunkyJD wrote:
thelaststraw05 wrote:Sorry, I was born and bred in "Fake Virginia." So I know this only from my occasional visits to "Real Virginia."

Hey, I'm a Fake Virginian too. That's awesome.

True story: Went on a field trip to Richmond once. Not sure which fetishized Southern heritage museum it was, but we visited one of them. The docent there, a gentle white lady of about 120 years, asked the group, "Which of y'all are from Virginia?" I raised my hand, and she asked me where I was from. I told her Northern Virginia.

She squinted her eyes at me, and said, "Alright, I'm going to ask the question again. Which of y'all are from Virginia?"




Friggin Classic!

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby femme » Fri Dec 10, 2010 6:15 pm

Home sweet home :?

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby QandAphorism » Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:45 pm

OrcinusOrcas wrote:Berkeley: Pedestrians are crazy, homeless homicidal maniacs or self-absorbed joggers/students too busy with their Ipods/group of giggly friends to pay attention to the mess of cars and buses zooming by. Getting around is a nightmare, I'm glad I won't have to deal with that crap anymore just trying to get to class (went there for UG). Also, too many crazy burnouts trolling the streets. Too many vegan restaurants. Too many people constantly handing me papers about how I should be making donations to save whoever. Campus is way too far away from nearest BART station or parking lot. All the classrooms I had sucked ass. Law school part of campus isn't particularly inspiring. And, most of all, it's way too far from my home town and I just got accepted to the best law school in my home town.

OH YEAH. Now I should set that to TOP THAT! TOP THAT! (circa the rap in Teen Witch from the 80's)

Image


Clasico!

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby LilMonsterAnnie » Mon Dec 13, 2010 3:31 pm

northwood wrote:Dear HofSTTTTRA :
You havent given me a decision yet, or even acknowledged my application. However, I do not wish to go to a school on long island. IN fact, Long Island gives New York a bad name. Your school is full of garfield colored people, with blowouts, who think they are more italian than they are. The only person to successfully rock a blowout was Albert Einstein. That was many years ago, and he was a true genius. What have you done compared to his genius? Brought back fist pumping, fakebaking, upping the levels of douchieness to a height never previously thought possible? You think you are better than everyone else, and you have no reasons to do so. In fact, you are so redicolous, the std infested show Jersey Shore has a cast full of long islanders, and yet MTV had the senses to call it Jersey Shore, not LI sound. If it were possible to one shot ronnie you back into reality and out of la la land, that would be great. However, with all of the collective hair gel the barrier that common sense, or any knowledge what-so-ever has to go though is simply too great.


Sincerely:
N wood


STELLAR!

Having lived on LawnGuh I'land I laughed hysterically. well said.
At least if the Jersey Shore cast falls in the ocean, the girls will float well from their inflatables.

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby arvcondor » Tue Dec 14, 2010 6:10 am

W&L:

I've never been to Lexington, but you don't assuage my fears that it's a shit town. Plus, 400 students in the school would make for ungodly incestuousness.

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby DieAntwoord » Tue Dec 14, 2010 6:27 am

Dear Viginia,

pop collar .... errrr I love you please accept me....

sorry I couldnt do it.

DieAntwoord

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby octneedy » Tue Dec 14, 2010 6:42 am

This thread is awesome! Wish I could buy everyone a shot. :wink:

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby swilson215 » Tue Dec 14, 2010 7:00 am

Hey Ole Miss -

The best thing that ever happened to your school was your portrayal in The Blind Side. You can't win at football (cough, 4-8 with one SEC win, cough), but someone playing an alumnus can win an Oscar. You're probably right, I wouldn't have ended up at your school anyway. California is WAY more fun. If I want fried pickles I'll go to Louisiana, where they're actually good.

You know you love me.
xoxo,
swils

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby krad » Tue Dec 14, 2010 11:26 am

swilson215 wrote:Hey Ole Miss -

The best thing that ever happened to your school was your portrayal in The Blind Side. You can't win at football (cough, 4-8 with one SEC win, cough), but someone playing an alumnus can win an Oscar. You're probably right, I wouldn't have ended up at your school anyway. California is WAY more fun. If I want fried pickles I'll go to Louisiana, where they're actually good.

You know you love me.
xoxo,
swils


Nice.

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby furrywalls » Tue Dec 14, 2010 12:23 pm

Dear Cornell,

Ithaca sounds like a place with no shortage of fat chicks and although it may be true that they need love too, they just won't be getting any from this guy or probably any other guys because at -8 degrees I'm sure most of their dicks have probably frozen off. Best of luck having to google "ivy league schools" every time you try to convince someone you are and they make you prove it.

Sincerely,

Guy freezing his ass off in this 50 degree Florida winter

P.S. Stephen Colbert was right. Bears are Godless killing machines.

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby TOMaHULK » Tue Dec 14, 2010 12:46 pm

furrywalls wrote:Dear Cornell,

Ithaca sounds like a place with no shortage of fat chicks and although it may be true that they need love too, they just won't be getting any from this guy or probably any other guys because at -8 degrees I'm sure most of their dicks have probably frozen off. Best of luck having to google "ivy league schools" every time you try to convince someone you are and they make you prove it.

Sincerely,

Guy freezing his ass off in this 50 degree Florida winter

P.S. Stephen Colbert was right. Bears are Godless killing machines.


It was 29 degrees at my house in FL today. :oops: Don't care what anyone says, it's still cold. :evil:

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby Aggiegrad2011 » Tue Dec 14, 2010 1:36 pm

Cornell,

I don't have anything witty to say. :( Sorry for being bad at the LSAT.


Sincerely,

Girl at the top 1% of her graduating class and they don't care.




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