Dearest Dearest Brooklyn,
I am sorry to inform you that I just cannot accept your rejection. You said you do not have space for me. First of all, that is rather insulting to a fat girl like me, I should have you sued for discrimination. But I wont. (At least not until I am a lawyer myself and can sue your butt for free!
) I'll just lose some 80 pounds (that's like one tiny person) and bring an extra seat on the first day of class. Tada! Problem solved. More space. See you in August! I can't wait to learn!
Yours Truly and Forever,
Melanie Soon to B. Skinny