I give you credit. You are a little smarter than all of us give you credit. You knew that any respectable Ohioan would never degrade himself by going to "That School Up North." Honestly, the only reason that I, like Woody Hayes, would have had to travel to cross the border was to spit on the wasteland you call home. Because, quite frankly, whether on the gridiron or at OCI, we all know that the only thing your "M" stands for is Mediocrity. Beneath your facade of a different law school experience and atmosphere, you're essentially a T14 in name only when it comes to job prospects. You know it's sad the biggest selling point of a law school is its architecture. Besides, what fun would it be going to a state whose prime city is Detroit. As we say in Cleveland, "At least we're not Detroit!"
To close, in the eternal words of the Dead Schembechlers, "We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan, the whole state of Michigan, the whole state of Michigan. We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan cuz we're from O-HIO.
Enjoy another decade of irrelevance on the gridiron. Go Buckeyes!