xoGossipGirl wrote:WL'd at Pepperdine? Maybe? Perhaps? Ouch. Owwwwww. I feel like I got dared to ask out the fattest, filthiest guy in school as a joke, and he rejected me. Feeling the sting of the ding.
My dearest Peppy,
I loved you since we first met and dreamt of your breathtaking ocean views since our first intimate night in Malibu together. However, I knew our love never could have lasted since I am far too slutty and substance-abusive for your Christian-regulated campus. No sleepovers with the opposite sex? No wine at dinner? Ooooops. Maybe if I had met you when I was thirteen there would still be hope for us. Had you continued our relationship, I most certainly would have deflowered all 20 Bible-camp runaways that compose your 1L class. I could only hope that your indirect and sugar-coated break-up with me has at least given you the confidence-boost that you need to remain emotionally strong as the FOURTH-in-ranking law school in your market. You passed up a really great girl, Peppy. I hope the girl you dumped me for is at least good in bed. Oh. Wait.
PS: I wore your purity ring while I was screwing Loyola
Wanna hang out sometime?