THE DING BAR

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kingsfield69
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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby kingsfield69 » Fri Feb 01, 2013 9:22 am

Volunteer wrote: Mr. Fed-Ex, upon the multi-colored, not brown, chariot was awaited in much the same way wives would await the return of their husbands from sea upon the widow's walk of yore. No black box arriveth.


Credited. Great stuff. Hopefully the answer arriveth SOON.

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pedestrian
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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby pedestrian » Fri Feb 01, 2013 5:57 pm

Dear Berkeley,

As I write this letter I think back to the moment many months ago when I spritzed my application with electronic scent and entrusted my confession of love to the internet. At the time I thought that nothing could be more painful than your scorn.

My worst fears were realized, Berkeley, when you rejected me without even seeking out your family's advice. Yet, I have since learned that there are crueler ways to treat a tender heart. Fourteen schools have not even had the courtesy to respond to me. They do not call, they do not write - for over a month none of them has even looked at my application.

So thank you, Berkeley. Thank you for having the kindness and mercy to tell me how you truly feel. Your letter was so sweetly worded that I scarcely felt that I was being rejected. It reminded me again of why I fell for you in the first place. Yes, we CAN be friends, Berkeley. In fact, I heard that you are having a party in a few weeks... oh but of course, that is for admitted students. Well, perhaps the next weekend?

Eternally yours,
pedestrian

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby dirtrida2 » Fri Feb 01, 2013 8:04 pm

pedestrian wrote:Dear Berkeley,

As I write this letter I think back to the moment many months ago when I spritzed my application with electronic scent and entrusted my confession of love to the internet. At the time I thought that nothing could be more painful than your scorn.

My worst fears were realized, Berkeley, when you rejected me without even seeking out your family's advice. Yet, I have since learned that there are crueler ways to treat a tender heart. Fourteen schools have not even had the courtesy to respond to me. They do not call, they do not write - for over a month none of them has even looked at my application.

So thank you, Berkeley. Thank you for having the kindness and mercy to tell me how you truly feel. Your letter was so sweetly worded that I scarcely felt that I was being rejected. It reminded me again of why I fell for you in the first place. Yes, we CAN be friends, Berkeley. In fact, I heard that you are having a party in a few weeks... oh but of course, that is for admitted students. Well, perhaps the next weekend?

Eternally yours,
pedestrian


:lol: I accept you, if that counts for anything...

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pedestrian
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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby pedestrian » Fri Feb 01, 2013 9:46 pm

dirtrida2 wrote:
:lol: I accept you, if that counts for anything...


YES!! Thankyouthankyouthankyou!

Scholly?

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Crowing
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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby Crowing » Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:43 pm

one of my friends in hs made us all "rejected from the school of my dreams" shirts after she didn't get into brown. fun times.

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby scruffy556 » Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:03 am

yupyup wrote:
WisemanAEKDB wrote:dinged so hard, motherfuckas didn't want me... dat berk cray.



:lol:

Someone should do a parody a la this ----> http://youtu.be/EQiEJk-o5WA


like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kd0jx7mPtT0

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby WisemanAEKDB » Sat Feb 02, 2013 3:26 pm

scruffy556 wrote:
yupyup wrote:
WisemanAEKDB wrote:dinged so hard, motherfuckas didn't want me... dat berk cray.



:lol:

Someone should do a parody a la this ----> http://youtu.be/EQiEJk-o5WA


like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kd0jx7mPtT0


you win the internet today.

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby simplycatalina » Sat Feb 02, 2013 3:32 pm

scruffy556 wrote:
yupyup wrote:
WisemanAEKDB wrote:dinged so hard, motherfuckas didn't want me... dat berk cray.



:lol:

Someone should do a parody a la this ----> http://youtu.be/EQiEJk-o5WA


like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kd0jx7mPtT0


lol amazing.

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby penelope1 » Sun Feb 03, 2013 9:16 am

Volunteer wrote:Vanderbilt Law School, ye "Harvard of the South". Ye will will notice the period which is abouth to make Asha killeth herself outside the quotations. Alas, the cock-up resulteth from the tutelage of a British English Comp prof. Ye humble servant thusly hath no hope of admission to YLS and must instead pin his hopes to ye, a mere 221 miles away. With the articulation of Sir William Shakespeare, methinks the interview was aceth. Yet, thy held the application for months. As a bright and warm January day dawned (the 29th) a message was received that caused great anticipation-a decision had been mailed! Mr. Fed-Ex, upon the multi-colored, not brown, chariot was awaited in much the same way wives would await the return of their husbands from sea upon the widow's walk of yore. No black box arriveth. Oh VLS, if thy has in fact relegated this humble servant to wait-list purgatory, I implore ye to reconsider. If someone driveth fastesth ye could hand deliver the box and forgiveness bestowed. Failing that, please call Asha at Ye Olde Yale School of Law and remindeth her that since Wills got married to that smashing gal and Harry partied royally in thy City of Sin all things British are now acceptable and to wage war on a simple . is bloody wrong.



Hath you heard yet from those impudent strumpets?

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby Volunteer » Mon Feb 04, 2013 4:00 pm

Yeah, thy Lord has spoken. I shall be awaiting the departure of another whom has been admitted to taketh a seat at the table of VLS.

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby stillwater » Mon Feb 04, 2013 4:02 pm

I remember my first ding.

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby penelope1 » Mon Feb 04, 2013 4:14 pm

Volunteer wrote:Yeah, thy Lord has spoken. I shall be awaiting the departure of another whom has been admitted to taketh a seat at the table of VLS.


Send them forth a simple missive: "Vain pomp and glory of the world, I hate Ye."

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby reyals » Mon Feb 04, 2013 8:48 pm

slack_academic wrote:Fuckin' waitlists.


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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby bzzingbee » Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:38 am

Dear Washington,
I didn't want your coffee, rain, or hipsters anyway.

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby StLNE » Tue Feb 05, 2013 1:22 pm

bzzingbee wrote:Dear Washington,
I didn't want your coffee, rain, or hipsters anyway.


+1

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pedestrian
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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby pedestrian » Tue Feb 05, 2013 3:57 pm

I dreamed a dream in time gone by
When hope was high and life worth living
I dreamed that numbers don't define
I dreamed adcomms would be forgiving

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby BlaqBella » Tue Feb 05, 2013 3:59 pm

pedestrian wrote:I dreamed a dream in time gone by
When hope was high and life worth living
I dreamed that numbers don't define
I dreamed adcomms would be forgiving


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

180.

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby jamaicangrl » Tue Feb 05, 2013 4:04 pm

pedestrian wrote:I dreamed a dream in time gone by
When hope was high and life worth living
I dreamed that numbers don't define
I dreamed adcomms would be forgiving


This is pure genius :D

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby simplycatalina » Tue Feb 05, 2013 4:14 pm

pedestrian wrote:I dreamed a dream in time gone by
When hope was high and life worth living
I dreamed that numbers don't define
I dreamed adcomms would be forgiving


Thank you for making my day. :) :)

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby dproduct » Tue Feb 05, 2013 4:56 pm

cbarlow1016 wrote:
pedestrian wrote:I dreamed a dream in time gone by
When hope was high and life worth living
I dreamed that numbers don't define
I dreamed adcomms would be forgiving


Thank you for making my day. :) :)

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby Unoriginalist » Tue Feb 05, 2013 5:10 pm

dproduct wrote:
cbarlow1016 wrote:
pedestrian wrote:I dreamed a dream in time gone by
When hope was high and life worth living
I dreamed that numbers don't define
I dreamed adcomms would be forgiving


Thank you for making my day. :) :)

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby romanticegotist » Tue Feb 05, 2013 5:11 pm

Unoriginalist wrote:
dproduct wrote:
cbarlow1016 wrote:
pedestrian wrote:I dreamed a dream in time gone by
When hope was high and life worth living
I dreamed that numbers don't define
I dreamed adcomms would be forgiving


Thank you for making my day. :) :)


I DID IT ALL IN ONE TAKE BITCHES.

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby moonman157 » Tue Feb 05, 2013 5:12 pm

Unoriginalist wrote:
dproduct wrote:
cbarlow1016 wrote:
pedestrian wrote:I dreamed a dream in time gone by
When hope was high and life worth living
I dreamed that numbers don't define
I dreamed adcomms would be forgiving


Thank you for making my day. :) :)

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby wannabelawstudent » Tue Feb 05, 2013 5:23 pm

Dear Notre Dame,

It appears as though my offer to return to the catholic church in my "why ND?" essay was not enough to have you overlook my GPA.

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby mehh » Tue Feb 05, 2013 7:44 pm

pedestrian wrote:I dreamed a dream in time gone by
When hope was high and life worth living
I dreamed that numbers don't define
I dreamed adcomms would be forgiving




Beautifully sang :!: :lol: 8)




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