THE DING BAR

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anderscooper
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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby anderscooper » Mon Jan 21, 2013 6:29 am

2012Lsatscore wrote:
dirtrida2 wrote:
lovelydarkanddeep wrote:Hey American,

I would like to throw out a preemptive fuck you. I applied four months ago and you are admitting people with worse numbers that applied after me? That's just rude. You couldn't offer me enough money to put up with your unrealistically pretentious attitude, rapping professors (wtf?), and terrible job placement record. Let's just end this here and now. I deserve better than this and better than you.

Worst Regards,
LD&D



Let me guess, you got the PRESTIGIOUS $20,000 one time scholarship?

:lol:


:roll: Uh-huh. Isn't it a fucking joke?!


second this. :evil:

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby Crowing » Thu Jan 24, 2013 6:37 pm

Dearest MichiTTTgan,

Could your admission's clowns be any more fake with their attitudes in their correspondences? I suppose you need some way of distinguishing yourself when your employment prospects are no longer T-14 worthy and when your most famous graduate is Ann Coulter. The only reason Penn and UVA can even tolerate you as a peer is because your name lets them become MVPs. I'm glad that I instead got into a school with so much RIGOR that I never have to worry about opening an LS related e-mail that contains the phrase "what the what."

Because I'm so wowed by YOU,
Crow

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby 20130312 » Thu Jan 24, 2013 6:44 pm

Crowing wrote:Dearest MichiTTTgan,

Could your admission's clowns be any more fake with their attitudes in their correspondences? I suppose you need some way of distinguishing yourself when your employment prospects are no longer T-14 worthy and when your most famous graduate is Ann Coulter. The only reason Penn and UVA can even tolerate you as a peer is because your name lets them become MVPs. I'm glad that I instead got into a school with so much RIGOR that I never have to worry about opening an LS related e-mail that contains the phrase "what the what."

Because I'm so wowed by YOU,
Crow

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby Kabootar » Thu Jan 24, 2013 6:53 pm

Dearest Washington & Lee,

Ethics, MY ASS.

-Kabootar

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby warandpeace » Thu Jan 24, 2013 7:20 pm

Crowing wrote:Dearest MichiTTTgan,

Could your admission's clowns be any more fake with their attitudes in their correspondences? I suppose you need some way of distinguishing yourself when your employment prospects are no longer T-14 worthy and when your most famous graduate is Ann Coulter. The only reason Penn and UVA can even tolerate you as a peer is because your name lets them become MVPs. I'm glad that I instead got into a school with so much RIGOR that I never have to worry about opening an LS related e-mail that contains the phrase "what the what."

Because I'm so wowed by YOU,
Crow

:lol:

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby rabbitrun » Thu Jan 24, 2013 7:20 pm

Crowing wrote:Dearest MichiTTTgan,

Could your admission's clowns be any more fake with their attitudes in their correspondences? I suppose you need some way of distinguishing yourself when your employment prospects are no longer T-14 worthy and when your most famous graduate is Ann Coulter. The only reason Penn and UVA can even tolerate you as a peer is because your name lets them become MVPs. I'm glad that I instead got into a school with so much RIGOR that I never have to worry about opening an LS related e-mail that contains the phrase "what the what."

Because I'm so wowed by YOU,
Crow


Impressive!

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby EttaJ » Thu Jan 24, 2013 7:29 pm

Crowing wrote:Dearest MichiTTTgan,

Could your admission's clowns be any more fake with their attitudes in their correspondences? I suppose you need some way of distinguishing yourself when your employment prospects are no longer T-14 worthy and when your most famous graduate is Ann Coulter. The only reason Penn and UVA can even tolerate you as a peer is because your name lets them become MVPs. I'm glad that I instead got into a school with so much RIGOR that I never have to worry about opening an LS related e-mail that contains the phrase "what the what."

Because I'm so wowed by YOU,
Crow


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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby bananasplit19 » Thu Jan 24, 2013 7:46 pm

Crowing wrote:Dearest MichiTTTgan,

Could your admission's clowns be any more fake with their attitudes in their correspondences? I suppose you need some way of distinguishing yourself when your employment prospects are no longer T-14 worthy and when your most famous graduate is Ann Coulter. The only reason Penn and UVA can even tolerate you as a peer is because your name lets them become MVPs. I'm glad that I instead got into a school with so much RIGOR that I never have to worry about opening an LS related e-mail that contains the phrase "what the what."

Because I'm so wowed by YOU,
Crow

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby callmemaybe84 » Thu Jan 24, 2013 7:53 pm

Crowing wrote:Dearest MichiTTTgan,

Could your admission's clowns be any more fake with their attitudes in their correspondences? I suppose you need some way of distinguishing yourself when your employment prospects are no longer T-14 worthy and when your most famous graduate is Ann Coulter. The only reason Penn and UVA can even tolerate you as a peer is because your name lets them become MVPs. I'm glad that I instead got into a school with so much RIGOR that I never have to worry about opening an LS related e-mail that contains the phrase "what the what."

Because I'm so wowed by YOU,
Crow


You should tweet this #MichLaw #LOLS #WhatTheWhat

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby leximex21 » Thu Jan 24, 2013 7:56 pm

Uschoolqb10 wrote:Dearest Notre Dame,

I'm Jewish anyway.

Shalom.


Amen.

anderscooper
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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby anderscooper » Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:35 pm

leximex21 wrote:
Uschoolqb10 wrote:Dearest Notre Dame,

I'm Jewish anyway.

Shalom.


Amen.


+1

anderscooper
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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby anderscooper » Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:47 pm

Dear Boston College,

YOU ARE NOT EVEN IN BOSTON.

TL;DR - got into BU, could care less about you.

see you around,
AC

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby teiswei » Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:51 pm

anderscooper wrote:Dear Boston College,

YOU ARE NOT EVEN IN BOSTON.

TL;DR - got into BU, could care less about you.

see you around,
AC

I hate to say this, but it's "couldn't care less".

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby bananasplit19 » Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:52 pm

teiswei wrote:
anderscooper wrote:Dear Boston College,

YOU ARE NOT EVEN IN BOSTON.

TL;DR - got into BU, could care less about you.

see you around,
AC

I hate to say this, but it's "couldn't care less".

I hate to say this, but your tl;dr is longer than your post.

+1 anyway.

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby WisemanAEKDB » Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:59 pm

First ding of the cycle, let's see how it goes.

I'm considering Berkeley's non-invitation to the faculty review to be a preemptive ding for tomorrow's bloodbath.

Dearest Berkeley,

I'd just like to apologize for not being holistic enough to be worthy of instruction from your university. Maybe I will apply in the next life, where I intend on being born as a URM who took 10 years post-graduate to form my own version of the peace corps. Maybe then I'll make it past the first review.

With love, (fuck yourself)

Wiseman

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby ManOfTheMinute » Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:17 pm

WisemanAEKDB wrote:First ding of the cycle, let's see how it goes.

I'm considering Berkeley's non-invitation to the faculty review to be a preemptive ding for tomorrow's bloodbath.

Dearest Berkeley,

I'd just like to apologize for not being holistic enough to be worthy of instruction from your university. Maybe I will apply in the next life, where I intend on being born as a URM who took 10 years post-graduate to form my own version of the peace corps. Maybe then I'll make it past the first review.

With love, (fuck yourself)

Wiseman


+1

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby swordking90 » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:18 pm

Crowing wrote:Dearest MichiTTTgan,

Could your admission's clowns be any more fake with their attitudes in their correspondences? I suppose you need some way of distinguishing yourself when your employment prospects are no longer T-14 worthy and when your most famous graduate is Ann Coulter. The only reason Penn and UVA can even tolerate you as a peer is because your name lets them become MVPs. I'm glad that I instead got into a school with so much RIGOR that I never have to worry about opening an LS related e-mail that contains the phrase "what the what."

Because I'm so wowed by YOU,
Crow


Awesome post. Just curious: which school did you get into instead?

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby simplycatalina » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:22 pm

WisemanAEKDB wrote:First ding of the cycle, let's see how it goes.

I'm considering Berkeley's non-invitation to the faculty review to be a preemptive ding for tomorrow's bloodbath.

Dearest Berkeley,

I'd just like to apologize for not being holistic enough to be worthy of instruction from your university. Maybe I will apply in the next life, where I intend on being born as a URM who took 10 years post-graduate to form my own version of the peace corps. Maybe then I'll make it past the first review.

With love, (fuck yourself)

Wiseman


LOL. this is amazing.

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2012Lsatscore
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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby 2012Lsatscore » Fri Jan 25, 2013 12:40 am

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby rabbitrabbit » Fri Jan 25, 2013 1:07 am

Oh, ha ha - you want to be "born a URM" so you can get all of the awesome freebie breaks that come with being a minority in America! So funny. Maybe you should have just worked harder and gotten better scores. Or maybe you should check out http://www.yoisthisracist.com

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby teiswei » Fri Jan 25, 2013 1:13 am

rabbitrabbit wrote:Oh, ha ha - you want to be "born a URM" so you can get all of the awesome freebie breaks that come with being a minority in America! So funny. Maybe you should have just worked harder and gotten better scores. Or maybe you should check out http://www.yoisthisracist.com

Or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNuyDZevKrU

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby rabbitrun » Fri Jan 25, 2013 1:14 am

rabbitrabbit wrote:Oh, ha ha - you want to be "born a URM" so you can get all of the awesome freebie breaks that come with being a minority in America! So funny. Maybe you should have just worked harder and gotten better scores. Or maybe you should check out http://www.yoisthisracist.com


I get what you are trying to say, but I think you are missing the point of this thread.

Also, for a second I thought that I had just posted your post (similar usernames) and I was confused and upset.
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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby rabbitrabbit » Fri Jan 25, 2013 1:15 am

I think you are missing the point of racism isn't funny.

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby alwayssunnyinfl » Fri Jan 25, 2013 1:15 am

Guys, this thread is supposed to be a safe place for people to come vent.

However, this person has not actually been dinged by Berkeley, yet, so carry on.

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby alwayssunnyinfl » Fri Jan 25, 2013 1:25 am

Wormfather wrote:
alwayssunnyinfl wrote:Guys, this thread is supposed to be a safe place for people to come vent.

However, this person has not actually been dinged by Berkeley, yet, so carry on.


True, but saying something along the lines of "...if I was a URM..." is going to go down like a lead balloon. Or is it float like a lead balloon? Either way Ding bar or not, that's beyond the boundaries.

Yeah, I really hate when people don't use the subjunctive, too.




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