I'm sorry things couldn't work out between us. When you asked me out on an interview due to my outstanding academic achievements, I felt like it was destiny. The fact that the alumnus you finally managed to scrape-up had never worked a day in her life as a lawyer only gave me hope. "If this is what I'll be competing against, surely I'll be above median and the sticker price will be worth it," I said to myself. Unfortunately you found someone else to give you that LSAT protection you so desperately need to keep from being the first T14 to fall from grace. I suppose I'll have come to terms with the fact that I'll be stuck in New Orleans, drinking cheap liquor and dancing with naked tourists for tomorrow is Krewe du Vieux. It could have been real, GT. Alas.