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To go along with the ding bar, this site will print the twitter feed of any law school that rejects you onto toilet paper that you can use to wipe your ass with.

http://techland.time.com/2012/03/29/sta ... -9-a-roll/

jim-green wrote:To go along with the ding bar, this site will print the twitter feed of any law school that rejects you onto toilet paper that you can use to wipe your ass with.

http://techland.time.com/2012/03/29/sta ... -9-a-roll/

Epic.

ETA: Stealing this idea, but for rival football teams during football season. It will be a great laugh for post-game parties at my house.

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Dear Temple,
You waitlisted me? Really? Do you know who asked me out already? Yeah...I'm not hanging around for you and your ghetto neighborhood of Philly....the only thing I will be missing out on is...um....well....fuck it, nothing. Your law building looks stupid anyway.

USMCMatt wrote:

TheDoof wrote:... and who wants to attend a school named after a character on the hit TV show "24" anyway? How prestigious could that be?

LOL...but you can't be TOO mad...with a 148.

Damn squids!!! You still in OC?

Hahaha... I know. I'm a diamond deep in the rough.
My GPA says "hell yes!"
My LSAT says "WTF, really?"
But a bitching sailor is a happy sailor. I think I'll do okay, considering my 5 weeks of planning for law school. My LSAT is hard for most high-nosed schools to get over.

And on that note...
Dear Washington AND Lee:

Really? Washington alone wasn't enough for your marquee? Who the hell is Lee? Robert E. Lee? Anyway, you didn't really need to deny me. My application was a test to see if your school was indeed staffed entirely with the abject, brain-dead hospital rape abortions of the late Terri Schaivo (pbuh). I thought for sure... never mind. I'm gonna stop myself here before I go too far and offend you.

I apologize for my potty mouth. I got it by speaking your sullied name, which I will struggle to refrain from doing after today. If it seems I'm inordinately disappointed, I am. I've always wanted to go to W&L ever since I heard of your school three weeks ago. And what a dream it would be to study law at the seat of our government in the District of Columbia! A missed opportunity, for sure.

I hope this message finds you in good spirits, and please remember you can log on to my balls at any time to check the status of my not giving a shit.

Take care, and thank you,

Proud Reject

Dear Columbia,

I wish I could be all nonchalant about the fact that you waited 5 months to reject me but.....

Goodbye, my almost lover
Goodbye, my hopeless dream
I’m trying not to think about you
Can’t you just let me be?
So long, my luckless romance
My back is turned on you
I should’ve known you’d bring me heartache
Almost lovers always do

I just got 2 rejection emails from Yale within 3 minutes of each other. Double dinged. Ain't even mad though.

Tom Joad wrote:I just got 2 rejection emails from Yale within 3 minutes of each other. Double dinged. Ain't even mad though.

LOL!!! Me too!!! I was like ok I get it, I'm rejected you don't have to tell me twice

me!0712 wrote:

Tom Joad wrote:I just got 2 rejection emails from Yale within 3 minutes of each other. Double dinged. Ain't even mad though.

LOL!!! Me too!!! I was like ok I get it, I'm rejected you don't have to tell me twice

I might frame the actual letter.

me!0712 wrote:

Tom Joad wrote:I just got 2 rejection emails from Yale within 3 minutes of each other. Double dinged. Ain't even mad though.

LOL!!! Me too!!! I was like ok I get it, I'm rejected you don't have to tell me twice

WOW! Ironic given their response to mail...

Syracuse,

The fact that I'm typing the name Syracuse in regards to a ding still baffles me. I'm above the Median and still no go? Did someone tell you I was a racist? If it was Jim, he's a liar. No bother, I have offers from better places. I only considered you for the sports teams anyway since I'm currently at a school where the football "stadium" consists of bleachers on each sideline.

With no sincerity whatsoever,
B

Nulli Secundus wrote:Dear Harvard,

As a 30 year old international, you were never sure about my love but believe it or not (and TLS certainly did), I did love you.

When you told me to wait last year, I did not. It was not because I needed a more direct validation or I was prideful, I just really wanted and honestly believed the time remaining was not enough.

However, you decided to end things rather abruptly. Misunderstandings? What I deserved? Doesn't matter now. This part of my life ends and another begins. Thanks anyway.

On second thought the above post was too emo for my tastes, I will not edit it out, but consider the following its replacement:

I See You Posting JS2s 'round Forum
From The School I Love And I'm Like,
Fuck You!
Oo, Oo, Ooo
I Guess The PS In My File
Wasn't Enough I'm Like,
Fuck You!
And Fuck Her Too!
I Said, If I Was More Creative, I'd Still Be With Her
Ha, Now Ain't That Some Shit? (ain't That Some Shit?)
And Although There's Pain In My Chest
I Still Wish You The Best With A...
Fuck You!
Oo, Oo, Ooo

Yeah I'm Sorry, I Didnt Use EssayEdge,
But That Don't Mean I Did Not Care.
I Guess Others are Xboxes And I'm More Atari,
But The Way You Play Your Game Ain't Fair.

I Pity The K-JD That Applies to You
(oh Shit She's A Extracurricular Digger)
Well
(just Thought You Should Know Brotha)
Ooooooh
I've Got Some News For You
Yeah Go Run And Tell Your Little Boyfriend

(chorus)

Now I Know, That I Had To Retake,
Beg And Squeal And Lie And Shit.
Trying To Keep Ya, Trying To Please Ya.
'Cause Being In Love With You Ass Ain't Cheap.

I Pity The K-JD That Applies to You
(oh Shit She's Extracurricular Digger)
Well
(just Thought You Should Know Brotha)
Ooooooh
I've Got Some News For You
I Really Hate Yo Ass Right Now
(chorus)


Now Harvard, Harvard, Harvard, Why D'you Wanna Wanna Hurt Me So Bad?
(so Bad, So Bad, So Bad)
I Tried To Tell My Mamma But She Told Me
"this Is One For Your Dad"
(your Dad, Your Dad, Your Dad)
Uh! Whhhy? Uh! Whhhy? Uh!
Whhhy Harvard? Oh! I Love You Oh!
I Still Love You. Oooh!

Nulli that was beautiful, it really spoke to me.

Yale,

I never responded well to girls who play hard to get. You are definitely a snowflake, and have the most unique list of things you want out of a man. You've got everyone thinking your value is higher because your supply is so low.

I'm going big, bold and crimson. Harvard is 10 times the woman you'll ever be.

Byz

jaded4life wrote:Dear Columbia,

I wish I could be all nonchalant about the fact that you waited 5 months to reject me but.....

Goodbye, my almost lover
Goodbye, my hopeless dream
I’m trying not to think about you
Can’t you just let me be?
So long, my luckless romance
My back is turned on you
I should’ve known you’d bring me heartache
Almost lovers always do

Oh I love this song.

Dear UT, UCLA, CU Boulder, Cornell, UC Davis, Vanderbilt, and Boston College:

I'm going to a better-ranked school that will give me WAY better employment prospects, WITH A 45,000 DOLLAR SCHOLARSHIP.

SUCK. ON. THAT.

No love, you dirty fuckers,

Crumps

crumpetsandtea wrote:Dear UT, UCLA, CU Boulder, Cornell, UC Davis, Vanderbilt, and Boston College:

I'm going to a better-ranked school that will give me WAY better employment prospects, WITH A 45,000 DOLLAR SCHOLARSHIP.

SUCK. ON. THAT.

No love, you dirty fuckers,

Crumps

Thats awesome. And well deserved. Congrats

Dear NYU:

You were actually the first school to update my status checker. On 10/27. It stayed that way until today, when you put me on the waitlist. Was that really necessary? What's the point of putting me on the waitlist in April, anyways? To spare my feelings? I'm a big boy, I can take it.

Dear Yale,

I never for a second actually thought that I would get in. Let's be honest, my only chance was that all three of your faculty reviewers were degenerate alcoholics that evaluated my file after five fingers of bourbon. This being said, was it really necessary to reject me with two separate emails with a written letter to follow? I realize that I'm not up to your standards but isn't that a little much? For future reference, even dummies like me get the point after the first letter.

Disdainfully yours,

ZoonEchonLogon

This is my favorite place on TLS. No contest.

ZoonEchonLogon wrote:Dear Yale,

I never for a second actually thought that I would get in. Let's be honest, my only chance was that all three of your faculty reviewers were degenerate alcoholics that evaluated my file after five fingers of bourbon. This being said, was it really necessary to reject me with two separate emails with a written letter to follow? I realize that I'm not up to your standards but isn't that a little much? For future reference, even dummies like me get the point after the first letter.

Disdainfully yours,

ZoonEchonLogon

This thread is returning to its glory days!!! I kind of imagined myself when I read "degenerate alcoholics"... oops.

hypothalamus wrote:

ZoonEchonLogon wrote:Dear Yale,

I never for a second actually thought that I would get in. Let's be honest, my only chance was that all three of your faculty reviewers were degenerate alcoholics that evaluated my file after five fingers of bourbon. This being said, was it really necessary to reject me with two separate emails with a written letter to follow? I realize that I'm not up to your standards but isn't that a little much? For future reference, even dummies like me get the point after the first letter.

Disdainfully yours,

ZoonEchonLogon

This thread is returning to its glory days!!! I kind of imagined myself when I read "degenerate alcoholics"... oops.

I think you might have jinxed it.

Dear Illinois,

I think I need to explain myself, you see my mom really like to feel involved in my law school admissions process. She bought something we call "the book" which has information about over a hundred law schools. She likes to look at the section that discusses social life on campus and then calls me excitedly to say that a school seems fun and it has a high rank, therefore I should apply there (She paid my application fees so some of her schools made the list). She decided I should apply there once you gave me a fee waiver and she noticed that the gender distribution was more male to female (She wants me to get my J.D + M.R.S).

Two weeks after I applied we both forgot you were on the list, so I was clearly confused when I got your wait list email during my tour of Washington and Lee and your second wait list notification last week at Villanova.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that I love my mom but I don't love you.

Love from Philly,
Hob

(cycle almost over. no dings but an obscene amount of waitlists, so...)

dear WAIT-lists,

i'm impatient.

liq