Geneva wrote:miy wrote:WL'd at Baylor. I tried to start writing a legit LOCI, and it very quickly turned into this:
ABC, Director of Admissions and Student Recruitment,
I hope this letter finds you well. I am writing to confirm my genuine interest in Baylor University’s School of Law. While I appreciate the opportunity to be on your institution’s prestigious waitlist, it is a seat in your establishment that I remain truly attracted to. As an inductee in the Cotton Mather’s Young Stars of America (thanks in large part to my conservative Baptist upbringing), I believe I can fill that seat admirably.
While many students are attracted to Baylor Law School solely because of its strong regional academic reputation, my interest is rooted mainly in the booming metropolis of Waco. Although it is common knowledge that Waco smells horribly, I was blessed at birth with a disorder called Anosmia, or the inability to process smells. I believe this “disease” (as my doctors so often say) will in fact allow me to thrive in your institution. After all, if the Bible taught me anything, it taught me that Jesus rarely followed his nose.
In light of this previously undisclosed information, I hope that you will immediately reconsider my application for admission to your full-time program.
Also, please disregard my GPA entirely.
Your hopeful student,
You are way too funny to go to law school and certainly too intelligent for Baylor. Just saying.