THE DING BAR
- LWOP
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Dear santa clara law and lewis and clark; a suggestion and a comment.. unless you are admitting a prospective 1L, do not send them anything regarding how great the school is. It will piss them off when you deny the application. And; kiss my ass, both of you. That is all...
- AlphaGlam
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Dear Boston College,
Where IS Newton, anyway?
Love,
Getting $35,000/year to go to New York
Where IS Newton, anyway?
Love,
Getting $35,000/year to go to New York
- T00L
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Dear Penn,
Take away one of your "N"s and you are nothing more than a writing utensil.
Take that,
T
Take away one of your "N"s and you are nothing more than a writing utensil.
Take that,
T
- JoeMo
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No13baby wrote:Stanford,
Your campus looks like a low-grade Mexican restaurant. Go suck a frisbee.
(Really: I ain't even mad.)
HAHAHAHA... I've always said "low-rent Mexican hacienda" but I like "low-grade Mexican restaurant" way better!!!!!
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Wonder who will be dinged on Valentine's Day.....
- descartesb4thehorse
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wlee1220 wrote:Wonder who will be dinged on Valentine's Day.....
The entire FA thread,
- LWOP
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descartesb4thehorse wrote:wlee1220 wrote:Wonder who will be dinged on Valentine's Day.....
The entire FA thread,evenespecially those who have already been accepted, are current students, or have graduated.
oh, Descartes.. I missed you fom the waitng thread
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chill wrote:Dear Columbia,
It's okay. I don't want to be Jeff Winger. I'd rather get my degree from America.
Love,
chill
Hahaha love this. I miss Community

- omninode
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Dear Fordham,
So you waitlisted me. That's fine, I wasn't really planning on spending $220k to attend the fourth best school in the state of New York anyway. I will happily take the scholarships I received from better schools.
AND
Dear Notre Dame,
Thank you for waitlisting me, thereby forcing me to consider whether I really want to spend three years at a school that is even more religion-obsessed and fucked up than the place where I grew up.
Warm wishes,
omninode
So you waitlisted me. That's fine, I wasn't really planning on spending $220k to attend the fourth best school in the state of New York anyway. I will happily take the scholarships I received from better schools.
AND
Dear Notre Dame,
Thank you for waitlisting me, thereby forcing me to consider whether I really want to spend three years at a school that is even more religion-obsessed and fucked up than the place where I grew up.
Warm wishes,
omninode
- chrisbru
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LWOP wrote:descartesb4thehorse wrote:wlee1220 wrote:Wonder who will be dinged on Valentine's Day.....
The entire FA thread,evenespecially those who have already been accepted, are current students, or have graduated.
oh, Descartes.. I missed you fom the waitng thread
How fitting would it be if I got dinged by the entire T14 today despite not even applying to any knowing I had no chance. FA life in a nutshell.
- candidate33
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Dear American WCL,
Waitlist, really?
You were the lowest ranked school I applied to and I've already gotten into Notre Dame, Tulane, and Emory all with money. Get over yourself. Thanks.
P.S. Yield protect much?
Waitlist, really?
You were the lowest ranked school I applied to and I've already gotten into Notre Dame, Tulane, and Emory all with money. Get over yourself. Thanks.
P.S. Yield protect much?
- LWOP
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CU-Boulder
your town is really expensive, not rerally close to Denver.... and smells like Hippies, cigarettes and pot.... thank you for saying no... now I wont have to suffer through your self love and naval gazing for 3 years
your town is really expensive, not rerally close to Denver.... and smells like Hippies, cigarettes and pot.... thank you for saying no... now I wont have to suffer through your self love and naval gazing for 3 years
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Georgia,
Really? Not even a fucking waitlist? I'm your highest rejection in terms of pure numbers on LSN. Why me? Why Georgia? Why? Fuck you and your slow-talking, peach tea sipping, semi-redneck, bow tie wearing, wrap-around porch sitting horse shit. My balls wouldn't be able to take your muggy seasons -- all of my sperm would gag from the heat. And even if I did go there, you would probably place me in Atlanta. Atlanta? Fuck you. The traffic is un-fucking-believable; six lanes, and still nobody moves. And MARTA... its the subway to nowhere. It's all a bunch of horseshit. I'm staying up North where the professors can speak fast enough to give me a real education.
Inc
Really? Not even a fucking waitlist? I'm your highest rejection in terms of pure numbers on LSN. Why me? Why Georgia? Why? Fuck you and your slow-talking, peach tea sipping, semi-redneck, bow tie wearing, wrap-around porch sitting horse shit. My balls wouldn't be able to take your muggy seasons -- all of my sperm would gag from the heat. And even if I did go there, you would probably place me in Atlanta. Atlanta? Fuck you. The traffic is un-fucking-believable; six lanes, and still nobody moves. And MARTA... its the subway to nowhere. It's all a bunch of horseshit. I'm staying up North where the professors can speak fast enough to give me a real education.
Inc
- camillefisch
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Incubateus wrote:Georgia,
Really? Not even a fucking waitlist? I'm your highest rejection in terms of pure numbers on LSN. Why me? Why Georgia? Why? Fuck you and your slow-talking, peach tea sipping, semi-redneck, bow tie wearing, wrap-around porch sitting horse shit. My balls wouldn't be able to take your muggy seasons -- all of my sperm would gag from the heat. And even if I did go there, you would probably place me in Atlanta. Atlanta? Fuck you. The traffic is un-fucking-believable; six lanes, and still nobody moves. And MARTA... its the subway to nowhere. It's all a bunch of horseshit. I'm staying up North where the professors can speak fast enough to give me a real education.
Inc
I would never go to Georgia for law school, but you should check yourself on the state and people hate.
- msblaw89
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camillefisch wrote:Incubateus wrote:Georgia,
Really? Not even a fucking waitlist? I'm your highest rejection in terms of pure numbers on LSN. Why me? Why Georgia? Why? Fuck you and your slow-talking, peach tea sipping, semi-redneck, bow tie wearing, wrap-around porch sitting horse shit. My balls wouldn't be able to take your muggy seasons -- all of my sperm would gag from the heat. And even if I did go there, you would probably place me in Atlanta. Atlanta? Fuck you. The traffic is un-fucking-believable; six lanes, and still nobody moves. And MARTA... its the subway to nowhere. It's all a bunch of horseshit. I'm staying up North where the professors can speak fast enough to give me a real education.
Inc
I would never go to Georgia for law school, but you should check yourself on the state and people hate.
It's the ding bar...HATE ALL YOU WANT!!

- Liquox
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Incubateus wrote:The traffic is un-fucking-believable; six lanes, and still nobody moves.
Inc
that's nyc, not georgia
- sunynp
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msblaw89 wrote:camillefisch wrote:Incubateus wrote:Georgia,
Really? Not even a fucking waitlist? I'm your highest rejection in terms of pure numbers on LSN. Why me? Why Georgia? Why? Fuck you and your slow-talking, peach tea sipping, semi-redneck, bow tie wearing, wrap-around porch sitting horse shit. My balls wouldn't be able to take your muggy seasons -- all of my sperm would gag from the heat. And even if I did go there, you would probably place me in Atlanta. Atlanta? Fuck you. The traffic is un-fucking-believable; six lanes, and still nobody moves. And MARTA... its the subway to nowhere. It's all a bunch of horseshit. I'm staying up North where the professors can speak fast enough to give me a real education.
Inc
I would never go to Georgia for law school, but you should check yourself on the state and people hate.
It's the ding bar...HATE ALL YOU WANT!!
+1000
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Liquox wrote:Incubateus wrote:The traffic is un-fucking-believable; six lanes, and still nobody moves.
Inc
that's nyc, not georgia
A Lewis Black reference... http://hellekson29.wordpress.com/2008/1 ... l-traffic/
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this is far and away the best place on tls! at least, when you are feeling like i am right now...
good luck everyone!
good luck everyone!
- lrslayer
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people who get butt hurt should stay out of the ding bar.
- Blessedassurance
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lrslayer wrote:people who get butt hurt should stay out of the ding bar.
Hear hear.
- SmbdyBringMeSomeHam
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clem21 wrote:NYU - 12/19
Purple is a stupid color.
You know who wore purple? Caesar. You know what happened to Caesar? He died.
So did Barney and the rest of the dinosaurs.
- msblaw89
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SmbdyBringMeSomeHam wrote:clem21 wrote:NYU - 12/19
Purple is a stupid color.
You know who wore purple? Caesar. You know what happened to Caesar? He died.
So did Barney and the rest of the dinosaurs.
HAHAHAAHAHAHAH. This is great ...especially the Barney part
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Dear Northwestern,
Chicago pizza sucks and cheesesteaks are better than hot dogs,
Love from Penn (probably),
Justicefishy
Chicago pizza sucks and cheesesteaks are better than hot dogs,
Love from Penn (probably),
Justicefishy
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