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CaptAdams wrote:

Dear Lewis & Clark,

When I got your email today, I was thrilled. And then I read it. While I would love to wait until late-April/early-May for you to determine how many admitted students have told you to piss off so you could take a second look at my application, I've got to make a decision. So, while your incessant emails and admission-sized envelops have been exhilarating, I must move on. Further, my wife is not convinced that the dream of the 90's is alive in Portland.

Good luck on future endeavors.

Gold.

Dear THE George Washington University,

You denied me before I could withdraw my application (I don't like how pompous the name of your school is... I mean, THE George Washington University?). Please enjoy Washington D.C., the only city in the world where children take dog sized rats for walks in the NICE part of town.

Love,
Sdhall01

p.s. With application decisions like this it's no wonder that city doesn't have Representatives or Senators.

Dear Seton Hall,

you? shit on me?

come on, baby girl....

camillefisch wrote:Dear GW,

Thank you for all of the warm regard you've sent my way. After Indian giving a fee waiver and then waitlisting me, I love you too. I hope you don't treat all of your 75% applicants like this.

Sincerely,
I never liked you anyway

racist.

in other news, I'm pretty sure columbia is my first auto-ding....

sdhall01 wrote:Dear THE George Washington University,

p.s. With application decisions like this it's no wonder that city doesn't have Representatives or Senators.

DC has a Representative, she can't vote though... I'm sorry, had to, don't hate me plz.

Could somebody please give me directions to the Waitlist Bar?

pret wrote:Could somebody please give me directions to the Waitlist Bar?

that's the hot place to be these days

akakak wrote:

pret wrote:Could somebody please give me directions to the Waitlist Bar?

that's the hot place to be these days

I've been looking for that bar as well... That and the held bar.

Dear Columbia,

We both knew this was coming. Why then, did it take you 3 1/2 months? That's just cruel.

Sincerely,
MK

Dear Columbia,

It's okay. I don't want to be Jeff Winger. I'd rather get my degree from America.

Love,
chill

sdhall01 wrote:Dear THE George Washington University,

You denied me before I could withdraw my application (I don't like how pompous the name of your school is... I mean, THE George Washington University?). Please enjoy Washington D.C., the only city in the world where children take dog sized rats for walks in the NICE part of town.

Love,
Sdhall01

p.s. With application decisions like this it's no wonder that city doesn't have Representatives or Senators.

ZING

Dear Hastings,

You are...dispicable. I know you want me. You just knew that I wouldn't want you. I'll occassionally think about how you are a stuck-up two face while I'm studying at Hogwarts.

Yours truly,

V

Dear Penn, (Waitlisted)

The only reason I wanted to go to Philly was because of that other school. You know, your more famous half. Oh you don't know? Does the name Wharton ring a bell? Yeah, that's right. I was under the impression that somehow taking my 12 credits there might make me more appealing to employers. But let's face it, as far as law schools are concerned, Hogwarts is the better school. Somehow, you were under the false impression that I'd want to ride the crazy train with you until May. Don't know what gave you that idea.

XOXO,
JoeMo

PS - Philly Cheesesteaks? I'm Vegetarian bitch.

JoeMo wrote:Philly Cheesesteaks? I'm Vegetarian bitch.

Oh, you crossed the line here.

JoeMo wrote:Dear Penn, (Waitlisted)

The only reason I wanted to go to Philly was because of that other school. You know, your more famous half. Oh you don't know? Does the name Wharton ring a bell? Yeah, that's right. I was under the impression that somehow taking my 12 credits there might make me more appealing to employers. But let's face it, as far as law schools are concerned, Hogwarts is the better school. Somehow, you were under the false impression that I'd want to ride the crazy train with you until May. Don't know what gave you that idea.

XOXO,
JoeMo

PS - Philly Cheesesteaks? I'm Vegetarian bitch.

I'm keen on the idea of a "vegetarian ding bar"

So Hastings...you waitlisted me, and I don't feel like spending full tuition. Why can't I simply opt out of the god damned waitlist for fuck's sake?

KibblesnBitts wrote:So Hastings...you waitlisted me, and I don't feel like spending full tuition. Why can't I simply opt out of the god damned waitlist for fuck's sake?

THIS. I love how they don't even mention the possibility that we may want to withdraw.

Dear UVA,

I got into UChi.

Your waitlist is irrelevant.

Shooter wrote:Dear UVA,

I got into UChi.

Your waitlist is irrelevant.

This.

Dear UNH & Maine,

wait-lists are awesome! I just love being told I'm on one YAY!
This Dallas gurl is trying to make her way NE, your waitlist is making it difficult... Help a gurl out!

ef. waitlists.

dallaslawgurl wrote:Dear UNH & Maine,

wait-lists are awesome! I just love being told I'm on one YAY!
This Dallas gurl is trying to make her way NE, your waitlist is making it difficult... Help a gurl out!

ef. waitlists.

I will probably be withdrawing from UNH in the next couple of weeks.

Good luck to you!

Shooter wrote:Dear UVA,

I got into UChi.

Your waitlist is irrelevant.

Ditto #poundit

Man, I can't wait until the rejections start coming in so I can participate in this awesome thread! All I've got so far is Penn and that hardly counts...

Stanford,

Your campus looks like a low-grade Mexican restaurant. Go suck a frisbee.

(Really: I ain't even mad.)

No13baby wrote:Stanford,

Your campus looks like a low-grade Mexican restaurant. Go suck a frisbee.

(Really: I ain't even mad.)

HAHA. Well done

Dear Chicago,

Thank you for making me the only red dot in a relatively yellow area of your graph LSN. By the way, ever notice when someone says "CLS" they're referring to Columbia, not you?

Thanks again,
Westinghouse