THE DING BAR

Share Your Experiences, Read About Other Experiences. Please keep posts organized by school and expected year of graduation.
User avatar
FunkyJD
Posts: 1039
Joined: Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:38 pm

Re: THE DING BAR

Postby FunkyJD » Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:48 pm

Dear Bawstun Eww,

You Red Sox-cheering, steroid-fueled championship-winning, masshole-driving, football-cheating, Good Will-hunting, Kennedy-worshipping, Cape Wind-blocking, Cosmo Senator-electing, Boston Bruins-pucking, chowder-headed rubberpumpers:

You regret to inform me? You regret to inform me?? I regret to inform YOU! I regret to inform you I will not freeze to death on your campus next winter. I regret to inform you that your building looks like an offshore natural gas rig, or a downtown correctional facility. I regret to inform you of a lot of things, but you've made me cry like Roger Federer. This is me now. :arrow: --ImageRemoved-- Are you happy?



So, uh ... where can I send you a letter of continuing interest? :P

big_tuna
Posts: 7
Joined: Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:25 pm

Re: THE DING BAR

Postby big_tuna » Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:10 pm

dinged at Tulane

Thanks for saving me from the possibility of dealing with another hurricane of biblical proportions. I appreciate your concern.

gator08
Posts: 94
Joined: Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:06 pm

Re: THE DING BAR

Postby gator08 » Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:28 pm

FunkyJD wrote:Dear Bawstun Eww,

You Red Sox-cheering, steroid-fueled championship-winning, masshole-driving, football-cheating, Good Will-hunting, Kennedy-worshipping, Cape Wind-blocking, Cosmo Senator-electing, Boston Bruins-pucking, chowder-headed rubberpumpers:

You regret to inform me? You regret to inform me?? I regret to inform YOU! I regret to inform you I will not freeze to death on your campus next winter. I regret to inform you that your building looks like an offshore natural gas rig, or a downtown correctional facility. I regret to inform you of a lot of things, but you've made me cry like Roger Federer. This is me now. :arrow: --ImageRemoved-- Are you happy?



So, uh ... where can I send you a letter of continuing interest? :P


I can feel the emotion. Its got this Jerry Maguire thing going, solid.

pollaclc
Posts: 201
Joined: Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:12 am

Re: THE DING BAR

Postby pollaclc » Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:43 pm

JusticeHarlan wrote:
IAFG wrote:
JazzOne wrote:Condescension is the point of the Ding Bar.

oh. oops. thread familiarity fail. i apologize to whoever it was i gave a hard time to. definitely wasn't paying the least attention to where i was/was annoyed with the cries of YP elsewhere.

Ha ha, its all good. There's plenty of great Big Ten schools, and I'll be the first to admit the Ivy League is just [strike]a[/strike] the worstsports conference, nothing more. Just trying to pile on the Penn hate, anyone else offended was unfortunate collateral damage.

User avatar
summerstar
Posts: 165
Joined: Sat Dec 05, 2009 6:40 pm

Re: THE DING BAR

Postby summerstar » Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:45 pm

has anyone else noticed a pattern here?

this is where the really cool people are...
meaning...I'm not sure what.

gator08
Posts: 94
Joined: Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:06 pm

Re: THE DING BAR

Postby gator08 » Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:38 pm

summerstar wrote:has anyone else noticed a pattern here?

this is where the really cool people are...
meaning...I'm not sure what.


I feel you, sure hoping the ppl in my class are not bores and are more of a "ding bar" type.

User avatar
Sauer Grapes
Posts: 1222
Joined: Wed Dec 16, 2009 11:02 am

Re: THE DING BAR

Postby Sauer Grapes » Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:41 pm

FunkyJD wrote:Dear Bawstun Eww,

You Red Sox-cheering, steroid-fueled championship-winning, masshole-driving, football-cheating, Good Will-hunting, Kennedy-worshipping, Cape Wind-blocking, Cosmo Senator-electing, Boston Bruins-pucking, chowder-headed rubberpumpers:

You regret to inform me? You regret to inform me?? I regret to inform YOU! I regret to inform you I will not freeze to death on your campus next winter. I regret to inform you that your building looks like an offshore natural gas rig, or a downtown correctional facility. I regret to inform you of a lot of things, but you've made me cry like Roger Federer. This is me now. :arrow: --ImageRemoved-- Are you happy?



So, uh ... where can I send you a letter of continuing interest? :P


Did anyone else read this with a boston accent in their head?

User avatar
the_rad_trad
Posts: 68
Joined: Thu Feb 25, 2010 7:01 pm

Re: THE DING BAR

Postby the_rad_trad » Fri Mar 05, 2010 5:10 pm

Sauer Grapes wrote:
FunkyJD wrote:Dear Bawstun Eww,

You Red Sox-cheering, steroid-fueled championship-winning, masshole-driving, football-cheating, Good Will-hunting, Kennedy-worshipping, Cape Wind-blocking, Cosmo Senator-electing, Boston Bruins-pucking, chowder-headed rubberpumpers:

You regret to inform me? You regret to inform me?? I regret to inform YOU! I regret to inform you I will not freeze to death on your campus next winter. I regret to inform you that your building looks like an offshore natural gas rig, or a downtown correctional facility. I regret to inform you of a lot of things, but you've made me cry like Roger Federer. This is me now. :arrow: --ImageRemoved-- Are you happy?



So, uh ... where can I send you a letter of continuing interest? :P


Did anyone else read this with a boston accent in their head?


YES!

User avatar
summerstar
Posts: 165
Joined: Sat Dec 05, 2009 6:40 pm

Re: THE DING BAR

Postby summerstar » Fri Mar 05, 2010 10:02 pm

+1000 (I laughed so hard at this)

seriously fine post

one of several things that made my day

Whitters
Posts: 125
Joined: Mon Dec 07, 2009 12:02 pm

Re: THE DING BAR

Postby Whitters » Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:55 pm

1. Dear Illinois, I expected you to ding me, but the quick turn around let me know my ap went straight into the "special" filing area. You are still tarnished by your scandals, so that's just fine with me.

2. Dear GW, You also were a bit out of my league, but my guess is that you are still holding a grudge from UG when I chose to attend a better school over you. Well, you got me back.

3. Dear Maryland, Seriously WTF? I've been accepted to better schools than you, and my numbers are close to your medians. No WL? I was really into you, but thank you for sparing me three years of feeling unsafe at night when I return home from my studies.

User avatar
FunkyJD
Posts: 1039
Joined: Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:38 pm

Re: THE DING BAR

Postby FunkyJD » Wed Mar 10, 2010 1:30 pm

Dook,

Thank you for providing me with the rejection necessary to revive my spirits on this board. Your going away party commences below:

I don't remember exactly what it was that drew me to apply to your august institution. Perhaps it was the nectar of a fee waiver and the allure of the T10 dream. Or maybe it was a desire to study law on a campus full of emotionally stunted boy geniuses who practice ritual self-love as a palliative for their off-the-charts ISTJ-ness; or Izod-collar-popping future Ben Roethlisbergers. I honestly forget. Regardless, I'm happy I felt the fury of your size-5 boot punting my ass off the porch before I irrevocably set down the path of earning an ego-boosting biglaw job, only to come home in time to find my Russian mail-order bride playing Chutes and Ladders with the neighbors for profit. Thank God.

Best,
P-Funky JD

User avatar
thickfreakness
Posts: 1056
Joined: Sat Oct 03, 2009 4:39 pm

Re: THE DING BAR

Postby thickfreakness » Wed Mar 10, 2010 1:34 pm

FunkyJD wrote:Dook,

Thank you for providing me with the rejection necessary to revive my spirits on this board. Your going away party commences below:

I don't remember exactly what it was that drew me to apply to your august institution. Perhaps it was the nectar of a fee waiver and the allure of the T10 dream. Or maybe it was a desire to study law on a campus full of emotionally stunted boy geniuses who practice ritual self-love as a palliative for their off-the-charts ISTJ-ness; or Izod-collar-popping future Ben Roethlisbergers. I honestly forget. Regardless, I'm happy I felt the fury of your size-5 boot punting my ass off the porch before I irrevocably set down the path of earning an ego-boosting biglaw job, only to come home in time to find my Russian mail-order bride playing Chutes and Ladders with the neighbors for profit. Thank God.

Best,
P-Funky JD


DING BAR MVP. As a Dook admit I strongly commend this excellent roasting.

kevin261186
Posts: 113
Joined: Fri Nov 13, 2009 3:45 pm

Re: THE DING BAR

Postby kevin261186 » Wed Mar 10, 2010 1:35 pm

gold

User avatar
$1.99
Posts: 684
Joined: Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:49 am

Re: THE DING BAR

Postby $1.99 » Wed Mar 10, 2010 1:36 pm

hey berkeley,

you keep your medians at a subpar level and i will keep my great career prospects by going somewhere else. also, fuck you.

User avatar
tallboone
Posts: 298
Joined: Thu May 21, 2009 12:27 am

Re: THE DING BAR

Postby tallboone » Wed Mar 10, 2010 1:39 pm

$1.99 wrote:hey berkeley,

you keep your medians at a subpar level and i will keep my great career prospects by going somewhere else. also, fuck you.


where you in FR? does that mean the blood bath has commenced?

User avatar
$1.99
Posts: 684
Joined: Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:49 am

Re: THE DING BAR

Postby $1.99 » Wed Mar 10, 2010 1:43 pm

lol no after no word for 3 months and no committee review, they rejected me couple weeks ago.

strokes788
Posts: 95
Joined: Mon Nov 16, 2009 10:09 am

Re: THE DING BAR

Postby strokes788 » Wed Mar 10, 2010 1:46 pm

Dear Berkeley,

Your love of high GPAs and unwillingness to forgive a 25th percentile GPA even with LSATs well above your 75th has led me to one, simple, blunt conclusion.

S my D. And while you're at it, take that 18" dildo out of your snobby ass. I'll play my trade elsewhere

dsa1
Posts: 54
Joined: Thu May 14, 2009 9:06 pm

Re: THE DING BAR

Postby dsa1 » Wed Mar 10, 2010 2:08 pm

FunkyJD wrote:Dook,

Thank you for providing me with the rejection necessary to revive my spirits on this board. Your going away party commences below:

I don't remember exactly what it was that drew me to apply to your august institution. Perhaps it was the nectar of a fee waiver and the allure of the T10 dream. Or maybe it was a desire to study law on a campus full of emotionally stunted boy geniuses who practice ritual self-love as a palliative for their off-the-charts ISTJ-ness; or Izod-collar-popping future Ben Roethlisbergers. I honestly forget. Regardless, I'm happy I felt the fury of your size-5 boot punting my ass off the porch before I irrevocably set down the path of earning an ego-boosting biglaw job, only to come home in time to find my Russian mail-order bride playing Chutes and Ladders with the neighbors for profit. Thank God.

Best,
P-Funky JD



HAHAHAHAHAHA @ size-5 foot!

nol607
Posts: 182
Joined: Thu Feb 25, 2010 5:45 pm

Re: THE DING BAR

Postby nol607 » Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:22 pm

Fordham - Michael Clayton is a douche

mountaineerlaw
Posts: 27
Joined: Tue May 19, 2009 11:00 am

Re: THE DING BAR

Postby mountaineerlaw » Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:32 pm

Dear UNC,

Your cold rejection letter is almost as cold as my heart has turned towards your law school. Your job rate sucks, and your employees are very rude. I'll go somewhere where I'll actually get a job and win basketball games without one Tyler Hansflopbro.

Neelio
Posts: 530
Joined: Wed Sep 30, 2009 10:21 am

Re: THE DING BAR

Postby Neelio » Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:37 pm

this shit makes my day...

ylee0331
Posts: 42
Joined: Tue Feb 16, 2010 12:18 pm

Re: THE DING BAR

Postby ylee0331 » Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:40 pm

nol607 wrote:Fordham - Michael Clayton is a douche


don't get it. explore it further, please.

User avatar
kaydish21
Posts: 300
Joined: Thu Feb 18, 2010 3:51 pm

Re: THE DING BAR

Postby kaydish21 » Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:42 pm

The Dook email is fierce. You can feel the anger. Quality ding bar!

nol607
Posts: 182
Joined: Thu Feb 25, 2010 5:45 pm

Re: THE DING BAR

Postby nol607 » Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:45 pm

ylee0331 wrote:
nol607 wrote:Fordham - Michael Clayton is a douche


don't get it. explore it further, please.



In the movie Michael Clayton the protagonist--Michael Clayton, was a Fordham Law alum.

User avatar
ogman05
Posts: 266
Joined: Sun Apr 19, 2009 5:02 pm

Re: THE DING BAR

Postby ogman05 » Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:04 pm

nol607 wrote:
ylee0331 wrote:
nol607 wrote:Fordham - Michael Clayton is a douche


don't get it. explore it further, please.



In the movie Michael Clayton the protagonist--Michael Clayton, was a Fordham Law alum.



To mkae truly worthy of this thread there should be some mention of his crappy bets in gambling and overwhelming debt with no money in his account in his thirties. Id hate to be him. And he is supposed to be some kind of specialist who would be making bank. Broken family and too dumb to realize when over his head. Evaded death on pure luck.




Return to “Law School Acceptances, Denials, and Waitlists”