EMZE wrote:University of Michigan Ann Arbor,
You popped my ding cherry. I'd been around your adcomms office for the last few months and, admittedly, I have been hanging around the seedier side of the applicant pool. Nothing about my numerical standing as an applicant led me to believe you would make me yours so much as all the rumors about how gentle you were to soft applicants. You weren't easy on me though, and your ding was a lot bigger than I expected; I didn't know what I was in for and the double penetration "status checker/snail mail" trick really caught me from behind.
I'm not ashamed that you were my first, though I'll be the first to admit you could have been my last if your commitment was compelling enough to keep me off the market. Now I am left changing my sheets from the mess you left me with. Your daily updates really wore me down, so part of me is glad that its over for us.
But, thanks to you, I know that once I heal up I'll be able to have the shit dinged out of me and it won't be nearly so bad as my first.
This is awesome.
Dear University of Michigan Ann Arbor,
You were a reach for me, and your ding did not surprise me. Your "daily-updated-yet-not-supposed-to-mean-anything" status checker is too much for me to take, and I'm glad it's finally over./bitter
But I still 3< you