Dear University of Washington,
You're such a tease! First you posted that cute tweet about how "excited" you were to send out decision today, then you really got me going with that email reminding me to add you to my FAFSA application. When your decision email came today, I was convinced you were ready to go ALL THE WAY!
But instead, you gave me the law school equivalent of blue balls and put me on your waiting list. Sorry baby, I love the thought of being in you, but I can't wait around for you to come to your senses. WUSTL is more than willing to have me, and I hear she really puts out for LSAT scores like mine
I'm sure there are plenty of applicants who will happily take my spot and will suit your fickle tastes better than I would. Be well, remember to take your antidepressants, and try not to pull a Cobain after contemplating the relationship we could have had.