THE DING BAR

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby cowgirl_bebop » Fri Feb 04, 2011 6:03 pm

Blindc1rca wrote:Uva! ¿Qué pedos viejo cerote? La verdad es que sí esperaba tu Waitlist. Aunque mis numeros se prestarían a una admisión, todo el mundo sabe bien de que tu "Waitlist" se parece mas a la politica extranjera de George W. Bush -- un ataque preventivo.
Yield Protect much?
Sabías que tu competición me iba a admitir, y tenías razón. Quedo contento sabiendo que en este momento me han aceptado NYU, Penn, Berkeley, Michigan, Duke, Northwestern, Cornell, y Georgetown.

Tal vez te estés preguntando... "Why is this DINGBAR letter written in Spanish?" Pues decime vos... Sos vos la "uva" y por lo tanto sos vos a quien me da ganas de aplastar y chuparte las entrañas.

-Blind


HA!!

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby lolschool2011 » Fri Feb 04, 2011 6:05 pm

Blindc1rca wrote:Uva! ¿Qué pedos viejo cerote? La verdad es que sí esperaba tu Waitlist. Aunque mis numeros se prestarían a una admisión, todo el mundo sabe bien de que tu "Waitlist" se parece mas a la politica extranjera de George W. Bush -- un ataque preventivo.
Yield Protect much?
Sabías que tu competición me iba a admitir, y tenías razón. Quedo contento sabiendo que en este momento me han aceptado NYU, Penn, Berkeley, Michigan, Duke, Northwestern, Cornell, y Georgetown.

Tal vez te estés preguntando... "Why is this DINGBAR letter written in Spanish?" Pues decime vos... Sos vos la "uva" y por lo tanto sos vos a quien me da ganas de aplastar y chuparte las entrañas.

-Blind


This is what the online spanish to english translator provided me:

Uva! What cerote old fart? The truth is that I expected your waitlist. Although my numbers would be provided to an admission, everyone knows that your 'waitlist' is more like the foreign policy of George W. Bush - a preemptive strike.
Protect yield much?
I know that your competition would admit, and you were right. 'm happy knowing that at this point I have accepted NYU, Penn, Berkeley, Michigan, Duke, Northwestern, Cornell and Georgetown.

Maybe you're wondering ... 'Why is this letter DINGBAR Written in Spanish? "Then tell me you ... You're the 'grape' and therefore you I makes me want to crush and suck the guts.

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby fundamentallybroken » Fri Feb 04, 2011 6:06 pm

Blindc1rca wrote:Uva! ¿Qué pedos viejo cerote? La verdad es que sí esperaba tu Waitlist. Aunque mis numeros se prestarían a una admisión, todo el mundo sabe bien de que tu "Waitlist" se parece mas a la politica extranjera de George W. Bush -- un ataque preventivo.
Yield Protect much?
Sabías que tu competición me iba a admitir, y tenías razón. Quedo contento sabiendo que en este momento me han aceptado NYU, Penn, Berkeley, Michigan, Duke, Northwestern, Cornell, y Georgetown.

Tal vez te estés preguntando... "Why is this DINGBAR letter written in Spanish?" Pues decime vos... Sos vos la "uva" y por lo tanto sos vos a quien me da ganas de aplastar y chuparte las entrañas.

-Blind


YOUCH!

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby subtle » Fri Feb 04, 2011 6:06 pm

Blindc1rca wrote:Uva! ¿Qué pedos viejo cerote? La verdad es que sí esperaba tu Waitlist. Aunque mis numeros se prestarían a una admisión, todo el mundo sabe bien de que tu "Waitlist" se parece mas a la politica extranjera de George W. Bush -- un ataque preventivo.
Yield Protect much?
Sabías que tu competición me iba a admitir, y tenías razón. Quedo contento sabiendo que en este momento me han aceptado NYU, Penn, Berkeley, Michigan, Duke, Northwestern, Cornell, y Georgetown.

Tal vez te estés preguntando... "Why is this DINGBAR letter written in Spanish?" Pues decime vos... Sos vos la "uva" y por lo tanto sos vos a quien me da ganas de aplastar y chuparte las entrañas.

-Blind


Jajajajajajajajajajajaja. ¡Me encantó!

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby krad » Fri Feb 04, 2011 6:20 pm

Dearest GeorgeTTTTown,

You dinged me and honestly, I don't really even give a fuck :mrgreen:

Kisses,
Krad



e: mad props to Blindc1rca!

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby NorCalBruin » Fri Feb 04, 2011 6:38 pm

Blindc1rca wrote:Uva! ¿Qué pedos viejo cerote? La verdad es que sí esperaba tu Waitlist. Aunque mis numeros se prestarían a una admisión, todo el mundo sabe bien de que tu "Waitlist" se parece mas a la politica extranjera de George W. Bush -- un ataque preventivo.
Yield Protect much?
Sabías que tu competición me iba a admitir, y tenías razón. Quedo contento sabiendo que en este momento me han aceptado NYU, Penn, Berkeley, Michigan, Duke, Northwestern, Cornell, y Georgetown.

Tal vez te estés preguntando... "Why is this DINGBAR letter written in Spanish?" Pues decime vos... Sos vos la "uva" y por lo tanto sos vos a quien me da ganas de aplastar y chuparte las entrañas.

-Blind


Can we get a translator (nice attempt lolschool). I don't do Spanish. Not one word.

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby rs2004 » Fri Feb 04, 2011 6:38 pm

NorCalBruin wrote:
Blindc1rca wrote:Uva! ¿Qué pedos viejo cerote? La verdad es que sí esperaba tu Waitlist. Aunque mis numeros se prestarían a una admisión, todo el mundo sabe bien de que tu "Waitlist" se parece mas a la politica extranjera de George W. Bush -- un ataque preventivo.
Yield Protect much?
Sabías que tu competición me iba a admitir, y tenías razón. Quedo contento sabiendo que en este momento me han aceptado NYU, Penn, Berkeley, Michigan, Duke, Northwestern, Cornell, y Georgetown.

Tal vez te estés preguntando... "Why is this DINGBAR letter written in Spanish?" Pues decime vos... Sos vos la "uva" y por lo tanto sos vos a quien me da ganas de aplastar y chuparte las entrañas.

-Blind


Can we get a translator (nice attempt lolschool). I don't do Spanish. Not one word.


google translator!

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby Blindc1rca » Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:33 pm

NorCalBruin wrote:
Blindc1rca wrote:Uva! ¿Qué pedos viejo cerote? La verdad es que sí esperaba tu Waitlist. Aunque mis numeros se prestarían a una admisión, todo el mundo sabe bien de que tu "Waitlist" se parece mas a la politica extranjera de George W. Bush -- un ataque preventivo.
Yield Protect much?
Sabías que tu competición me iba a admitir, y tenías razón. Quedo contento sabiendo que en este momento me han aceptado NYU, Penn, Berkeley, Michigan, Duke, Northwestern, Cornell, y Georgetown.

Tal vez te estés preguntando... "Why is this DINGBAR letter written in Spanish?" Pues decime vos... Sos vos la "uva" y por lo tanto sos vos a quien me da ganas de aplastar y chuparte las entrañas.

-Blind


Can we get a translator (nice attempt lolschool). I don't do Spanish. Not one word.


Haha I'll translate it for y'all.

Understand that "uva" = "grape" in Spanish.

Grape! What up you old fart! Truth be told I expected your waitlist. Even though my numbers lend themselves to an acceptance, everyone knows quite well that your "Waitlist" is more like George W. Bush's foreign policy: Pre-emptive strike.
Yield Protect Much?
You knew that your competition would admit me, and you were right. I'm happy knowing that I've been accepted to NYU, Penn, Berkeley, Michigan, Duke, Northwestern, Cornell, and Georgetown.
Perhaps you're asking yourself "Why is this DINGBAR letter written in Spanish?" Well you tell me... you're the grape; and as such you make me want to smash you and suck out your entrails.

-Blind



oh and f*ck softball. just sayin'.

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby Gotti » Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:44 pm

krad wrote:Dearest GeorgeTTTTown,

You dinged me and honestly, I don't really even give a fuck :mrgreen:

Kisses,
Krad



e: mad props to Blindc1rca!

fuck gulc

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby SemperLegal » Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:04 pm

Dear UVa:

If you put your law school in a city that real people (read: non-Virginians) have heard of, perhaps I could spend less time explaining to my friends and family that "UVa is actually a good law school"

Semper

________________________________________________________________________________________
Dear Penn:

Now I can stop saying "No, not Penn State, UPENN, its in Philly and I am pretty sure that it is an Ivy."

Seriously though, isn't Philly just a bootleg version of NYC sans the culture, household name, time-tested sports franchise, and recovering legal industry?

Semper

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby crossingforHYS » Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:12 pm

Dear Texas,

I was hoping to go to school in a place where I would have to worry about recieving the death penalty for littering. Unfortunatly, you crushed my dreams.

-crossing

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Blindc1rca
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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby Blindc1rca » Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:15 pm

crossingforHYS wrote:Dear Texas,

I was hoping to go to school in a place where I would have to worry about recieving the death penalty for littering. Unfortunatly, you crushed my dreams.

-crossing


Nice.

Pretty sure in Texas they don't give a damn about littering. Just keep it in the gulf.

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby gatorgirl4life » Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:16 pm

Blindc1rca wrote:Uva! ¿Qué pedos viejo cerote? La verdad es que sí esperaba tu Waitlist. Aunque mis numeros se prestarían a una admisión, todo el mundo sabe bien de que tu "Waitlist" se parece mas a la politica extranjera de George W. Bush -- un ataque preventivo.
Yield Protect much?
Sabías que tu competición me iba a admitir, y tenías razón. Quedo contento sabiendo que en este momento me han aceptado NYU, Penn, Berkeley, Michigan, Duke, Northwestern, Cornell, y Georgetown.

Tal vez te estés preguntando... "Why is this DINGBAR letter written in Spanish?" Pues decime vos... Sos vos la "uva" y por lo tanto sos vos a quien me da ganas de aplastar y chuparte las entrañas.

-Blind



jajajaja SOS una portena, che?!

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby isawhat » Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:32 pm

Dear UT,
I'm thankful for the ding because I couldn't bring myself to go to a school who's football team lost to Texas A&M this past season. Losing in contagious and I rather win in the game of life.
Sincerely,
Isawhat

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby am0rfati » Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:33 pm

isawhat wrote:Dear UT,
I'm thankful for the ding because I couldn't bring myself to go to a school who's football team lost to Texas A&M this past season. Losing in contagious and I rather win in the game of life.
Sincerely,
Isawhat


"Losing is contagious and I'd rather win in the game of life." Amazing. I love it.

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby vegenator » Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:49 pm

Blindc1rca wrote:
NorCalBruin wrote:
Blindc1rca wrote:Uva! ¿Qué pedos viejo cerote? La verdad es que sí esperaba tu Waitlist. Aunque mis numeros se prestarían a una admisión, todo el mundo sabe bien de que tu "Waitlist" se parece mas a la politica extranjera de George W. Bush -- un ataque preventivo.
Yield Protect much?
Sabías que tu competición me iba a admitir, y tenías razón. Quedo contento sabiendo que en este momento me han aceptado NYU, Penn, Berkeley, Michigan, Duke, Northwestern, Cornell, y Georgetown.

Tal vez te estés preguntando... "Why is this DINGBAR letter written in Spanish?" Pues decime vos... Sos vos la "uva" y por lo tanto sos vos a quien me da ganas de aplastar y chuparte las entrañas.

-Blind


Can we get a translator (nice attempt lolschool). I don't do Spanish. Not one word.


Haha I'll translate it for y'all.

Understand that "uva" = "grape" in Spanish.

Grape! What up you old fart! Truth be told I expected your waitlist. Even though my numbers lend themselves to an acceptance, everyone knows quite well that your "Waitlist" is more like George W. Bush's foreign policy: Pre-emptive strike.
Yield Protect Much?
You knew that your competition would admit me, and you were right. I'm happy knowing that I've been accepted to NYU, Penn, Berkeley, Michigan, Duke, Northwestern, Cornell, and Georgetown.
Perhaps you're asking yourself "Why is this DINGBAR letter written in Spanish?" Well you tell me... you're the grape; and as such you make me want to smash you and suck out your entrails.

-Blind



oh and f*ck softball. just sayin'.

Never thought I'd contribute here, but seeing as I'm not the only one who thinks of grapes every time I read "UVA" (also Portuguese for grape) here goes:

Dearest UVA,
I used to envision you as a cornucopia of plump, juicy, sweet, seedless red grapes. I salivated at the mere thought of attending.

After greedily gorging myself on the acceptances of your peers, I feel like the sting of your speedily, randomly and informally delivered rejection email was equivalent to being squirted in the eye by the last, miserable, neglected grape on the bunch. You know the one: the tiny, misshapen, super starchy grape cowering behind the others. Deep down inside, I knew you’d be incredibly sour, but decided to try your fruit anyways. Well – newsflash! Suck it, SOUR GRAPE!
Sticking to veggies,

Vegenator

P.S. I hope you enjoy rotting in my intestinal gasses :mrgreen:

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby isawhat » Fri Feb 04, 2011 9:47 pm

am0rfati wrote:
isawhat wrote:Dear UT,
I'm thankful for the ding because I couldn't bring myself to go to a school who's football team lost to Texas A&M this past season. Losing in contagious and I rather win in the game of life.
Sincerely,
Isawhat


"Losing is contagious and I'd rather win in the game of life." Amazing. I love it.


Haha thanks! And I didn't even bring up the fact that they couldn't even make it to a bowl game, while SMU went to the Armed Forces Bowl. Ouch.

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby lisjjen » Fri Feb 04, 2011 9:56 pm

Great idea. I'm tagging this for now because I'm about to send in my Fall transcript next week and will need a place to vent for when my cycle starts dinging like a slot machine.

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby BBeauty » Fri Feb 04, 2011 9:59 pm

Blindc1rca wrote:Uva! ¿Qué pedos viejo cerote? La verdad es que sí esperaba tu Waitlist. Aunque mis numeros se prestarían a una admisión, todo el mundo sabe bien de que tu "Waitlist" se parece mas a la politica extranjera de George W. Bush -- un ataque preventivo.
Yield Protect much?
Sabías que tu competición me iba a admitir, y tenías razón. Quedo contento sabiendo que en este momento me han aceptado NYU, Penn, Berkeley, Michigan, Duke, Northwestern, Cornell, y Georgetown.

Tal vez te estés preguntando... "Why is this DINGBAR letter written in Spanish?" Pues decime vos... Sos vos la "uva" y por lo tanto sos vos a quien me da ganas de aplastar y chuparte las entrañas.

-Blind


LMAO, que chistoso!

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby Valhalla_Valkyrie » Sat Feb 05, 2011 11:34 am

Dear Wisconsin,

It's just as well, because wearing a Steelers jersey in Packer country this fall would be in such poor taste.

~Val

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby kkklick » Sat Feb 05, 2011 1:22 pm

Fuck Washington & Lee

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lisjjen
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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby lisjjen » Sat Feb 05, 2011 1:23 pm

kkklick wrote:Fuck Washington & Lee


Not the biggest fan of your pseudonym.

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby DeeCee » Sat Feb 05, 2011 1:25 pm

lisjjen wrote:
kkklick wrote:Fuck Washington & Lee


Not the biggest fan of your pseudonym.


When I see it I always think the same thing....was the name meant to be offensive or just an unfortunate choice?

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby kkklick » Sat Feb 05, 2011 1:25 pm

It doesn't mean what you think it does and it's just a username.

Anyways back on topic, fuck W&L.

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Re: THE DING BAR

Postby DamnLSAT » Sat Feb 05, 2011 1:26 pm

DeeCee wrote:
lisjjen wrote:
kkklick wrote:Fuck Washington & Lee


Not the biggest fan of your pseudonym.


When I see it I always think the same thing....was the name meant to be offensive or just an unfortunate choice?


How do you miss that though in the initial creation? At least they aren't capitalized, I suppose.
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