THE DING BAR Forum

[IAFG]

Dinged at Penn. Honestly its for the best. I'm already Ivy League for undergrad, I can't drop down to Big Ten for law school, that would just be silly.

i am so horrified by this post i can't even figure out how to make fun of you

[thickfreakness]

Dinged at Penn. Honestly its for the best. I'm already Ivy League for undergrad, I can't drop down to Big Ten for law school, that would just be silly.

i am so horrified by this post i can't even figure out how to make fun of you

Sarcasm detection fail.

[IAFG]

Dinged at Penn. Honestly its for the best. I'm already Ivy League for undergrad, I can't drop down to Big Ten for law school, that would just be silly.

i am so horrified by this post i can't even figure out how to make fun of you

Sarcasm detection fail.

no, i got it, post still... the condescension...

[xcountryjunkie]

Ding at Penn. Whatever.

[JazzOne]

Dinged at Penn. Honestly its for the best. I'm already Ivy League for undergrad, I can't drop down to Big Ten for law school, that would just be silly.

i am so horrified by this post i can't even figure out how to make fun of you

Sarcasm detection fail.

no, i got it, post still... the condescension...

Condescension is the point of the Ding Bar.

[IAFG]

Condescension is the point of the Ding Bar.

oh. oops. thread familiarity fail. i apologize to whoever it was i gave a hard time to. definitely wasn't paying the least attention to where i was/was annoyed with the cries of YP elsewhere.

[jackster2]

WL at Mich today, held at Harvard yesterday. 170/3.8

Time to do something else besides law

[sundevil77]

WL at Michigan...

Good job Michigan! You figured out that an Arizona boy wouldn't be able to handle your negative 100 degree winters! I know this WL is probably just an expression of your jealousy. After all, today I'm going to go running (outdoors!) or maybe play some golf in beautiful, 74 degree weather. Meanwhile, you're stuck in an ice castle shoveling snow! HOW D'YA LIKE ME NOW???????!!!!!!!!

/withdraw

[JusticeHarlan]

Condescension is the point of the Ding Bar.

oh. oops. thread familiarity fail. i apologize to whoever it was i gave a hard time to. definitely wasn't paying the least attention to where i was/was annoyed with the cries of YP elsewhere.

Ha ha, its all good. There's plenty of great Big Ten schools, and I'll be the first to admit the Ivy League is just a sports conference, nothing more. Just trying to pile on the Penn hate, anyone else offended was unfortunate collateral damage.

[kalede]

Dinged at UT earlier this month. Whatever, I'm really sick of having disgusting weather for abut 75% of the year. Also, this means I'm headed out of Texas! Hooray for adventures.

[sarlis]

UWash:

problem: 2600 applicants, 180 seats...

solution 1: more available seats

solution 2: give me a seat and keep the number of seats at 180

answer: solution 2

Sarlis

[Rawlsian]

Edit: lame

[FunkyJD]

WL'd at Texas. Hell, it's the state that shot Kennedy. I still blame them, er, us, for that.

[ShibaDan]

Penn,

Yes, it's true at first I held a torch for you, but then the though of facing gun shot wounds while riding the subway made me hesitate. Not to mention that your employment underperformance is something not even viagra can help. Now, I know that ITE you may just be experiencing performance anxiety, but my friend Michigan is doing great, and well you just can't satisfy my needs like he can, so this is the end. Thanks for making it easy for me.

Sincerely,
Underwhelmed.

[FunkyJD]

Dear American,

Thank you for the waitlisting. You are doing me a favor by saving me from riding the Red Line, aka, the Derailment Express, to get to class everyday. I am also glad to no longer face the prospect of paying a 180-grand in exchange for being indoctrinated with hippie palaver. I would like to drive a pickup truck and eat thick, juicy steaks in peace, so maybe Mason is more my style. I do admit, though, that I am sad to miss out on seeing whether the newly redesigned logo will be as cool as the old redesigned logo, which looked like a Crayola rendering of the Supreme Court drawn by a six-year-old. It really touched my heart.

[Yellowcard]

Hey UGA,
Thanks for not accepting me, but accepting plenty of other people with numbers worse or equal to mine. I only applied because you begged me to with your fee waiver. I'll call you from Boston College or WashU to tell you how I am doing.

[jeeptiger09]

Wake Forest,

Thank you for sparing me the epic fail that occurred on your behalf a mere 12 hours ago. Because you didn't admit me, you didn't include me on your "admit" list-serve, which was subsequently used to give hundreds of students at your law school a false hope of getting a full tuition scholarship. I have been spared by your clerical error, which somehow sent an email intended for a single person to an entire group of people. While you were cordial to me at the New York LSAC fair, I am grateful that I was not in tears reading your "sorry this event happend [sic]" email earlier today. Outside of Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, you have very little to offer me, little Winston. Furthermore, your basketball team lost to UNC this year. Being the third best basketball school in the state just doesn't do it for me.

p.s. Tim Duncan is still the most boring player in the NBA.

Best,
jeeptiger09

[lt0826]

Dear Minn.,

You rejected me when I was single and unattached. Perhaps you thought I was desperate when I applied to have a 3 year relationship with you. Or maybe you wanted me to bow at your feet and shower undeserved praise in my why Minn statement. While it was a blow to my self-esteem to be rejected by you before any law school committed to me, better fish in the sea have taken the bait. UCI and Tx have both expressed their love for me and I am enamored with them both. I wouldn't have chosen you anyway.

I betcha want me now - don't you? Someone who is taken always looks more attractive. But I don't want you and your sub-zero winters and your mosquito plagued summers. Hope you fill my spot with a student you deserve.

[PDaddy]

Dear Berkeley (02/25),

You are a whore...a GPA whore...the kind of whore that will do anything for a 4.0 student with no social skills. You do for the UGPA what other elite schools do for the LSAT. I don't want to be friends with you anymore because you are mean...and bring my trains back over here because my mom said so.

[Clair1331]

http://consumerist.com/2010/03/buy-a-pr ... 59250.html

Nuff said

[The Pen Is Mightier]

Stanford:

Thank you for popping my ding cherry. And for making my avatar finally make sense. Have fun falling into the ocean.

[strike]Yours[/strike],

The Pen Is Mightier

edit: I'm not theirs.

[Kim617]

Mine was a while ago, but I love this thread.

Dear NYU,

As I got onto the subway the other day, I saw a roach the size of my dog. So thanks for rejecting me, because although I love NY and it is home, it'll be nice to not see any more roaches for a while. Plus, the liberal agenda that emanates from the school makes me want to throw up.

Thanks!

[and the beast]

Dear Cardozo,

I cannot believe you waitlisted me. I heard your library is closed on Saturday for Shabbat, one WHOLE day of no library every week. This means your students are only 6/7 as smart as other law school students.

PS - you will never be Fordham.

[pink_law14]

and my first rejection came today from.... george mason!

[BlankC]

Berkeley Ding

Munchies from secondhand pot-smoke!!

Must watch my girlish figure.

EDIT: I didn't want to get into Berkeley so bad, I didn't even spell their name right in my post.