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- hypothalamus
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Awww, Penn!
Thanks girl, it's very sweet of you to invite me to your Wait List Party! Sadly, I think I'll be busy that weekend, attending a T6 Admit Party... or doing your better-looking twin sister, Michigan.
No hard feelings, hun! I wish I could say you've left me frustrated, but the truth is that Columbia and NYU satisfy me quite well in your absence. Enjoy the cold sheets on my side of the bed when I withdraw.
xoxo
PS: In the interest of staying friends after this breakup, I just wanted to apologize for never sending you a Why Penn valentine. See, friendlier and better schools had already offered me their hands in marriage, so I couldn't bother.
Thanks girl, it's very sweet of you to invite me to your Wait List Party! Sadly, I think I'll be busy that weekend, attending a T6 Admit Party... or doing your better-looking twin sister, Michigan.
No hard feelings, hun! I wish I could say you've left me frustrated, but the truth is that Columbia and NYU satisfy me quite well in your absence. Enjoy the cold sheets on my side of the bed when I withdraw.
xoxo
PS: In the interest of staying friends after this breakup, I just wanted to apologize for never sending you a Why Penn valentine. See, friendlier and better schools had already offered me their hands in marriage, so I couldn't bother.
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It says in your profile that you are female... and you'll be doing Penn's twin "sister" Michigan?hypothalamus wrote:Awww, Penn!
Thanks girl, it's very sweet of you to invite me to your Wait List Party! Sadly, I think I'll be busy that weekend, attending a T6 Admit Party... or doing your better-looking twin sister, Michigan.
No hard feelings, hun! I wish I could say you've left me frustrated, but the truth is that Columbia and NYU satisfy me quite well in your absence. Enjoy the cold sheets on my side of the bed when I withdraw.
xoxo
PS: In the interest of staying friends after this breakup, I just wanted to apologize for never sending you a Why Penn valentine. See, friendlier and better schools had already offered me their hands in marriage, so I couldn't bother.
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Dear UPenn,
When I was a senior in high school, I went to a presentation about your undergrad. The representative freaked out about the distinction between "plethora" and "myriad."
I have a plethora/myriad of other choices.
Much love,
Green Glass
When I was a senior in high school, I went to a presentation about your undergrad. The representative freaked out about the distinction between "plethora" and "myriad."
I have a plethora/myriad of other choices.
Much love,
Green Glass
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Pennsylvania is a female name, and it's more fun to break up with girls, because they cry. Is that a mild form of homophobia I sense there?benburns214 wrote:It says in your profile that you are female... and you'll be doing Penn's twin "sister" Michigan?hypothalamus wrote:Awww, Penn!
Thanks girl, it's very sweet of you to invite me to your Wait List Party! Sadly, I think I'll be busy that weekend, attending a T6 Admit Party... or doing your better-looking twin sister, Michigan.
No hard feelings, hun! I wish I could say you've left me frustrated, but the truth is that Columbia and NYU satisfy me quite well in your absence. Enjoy the cold sheets on my side of the bed when I withdraw.
xoxo
PS: In the interest of staying friends after this breakup, I just wanted to apologize for never sending you a Why Penn valentine. See, friendlier and better schools had already offered me their hands in marriage, so I couldn't bother.
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- SmbdyBringMeSomeHam
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexualitybenburns214 wrote: It says in your profile that you are female... and you'll be doing Penn's twin "sister" Michigan?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bisexuality
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pansexuality
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Dear Brooklyn,
I know you're up to your ears in some legal messes, but how on earth can you waitlist me when you let me in more than a month ago with a $22,400 scholarship?
Confused,
TheFailboat
I know you're up to your ears in some legal messes, but how on earth can you waitlist me when you let me in more than a month ago with a $22,400 scholarship?
Confused,
TheFailboat
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Haha ok well that makes sense.... and its the opposite of homophobia!!! I support it... and, frankly, wouldnt mind seeing it.hypothalamus wrote:Pennsylvania is a female name, and it's more fun to break up with girls, because they cry. Is that a mild form of homophobia I sense there?benburns214 wrote:It says in your profile that you are female... and you'll be doing Penn's twin "sister" Michigan?hypothalamus wrote:Awww, Penn!
Thanks girl, it's very sweet of you to invite me to your Wait List Party! Sadly, I think I'll be busy that weekend, attending a T6 Admit Party... or doing your better-looking twin sister, Michigan.
No hard feelings, hun! I wish I could say you've left me frustrated, but the truth is that Columbia and NYU satisfy me quite well in your absence. Enjoy the cold sheets on my side of the bed when I withdraw.
xoxo
PS: In the interest of staying friends after this breakup, I just wanted to apologize for never sending you a Why Penn valentine. See, friendlier and better schools had already offered me their hands in marriage, so I couldn't bother.
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I was clearly joking... calm yourselfSmbdyBringMeSomeHam wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexualitybenburns214 wrote: It says in your profile that you are female... and you'll be doing Penn's twin "sister" Michigan?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bisexuality
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pansexuality
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I'm like an equal opportunity employer - I don't discriminate on the basis of sexbenburns214 wrote:Haha ok well that makes sense.... and its the opposite of homophobia!!! I support it... and, frankly, wouldnt mind seeing it.hypothalamus wrote:Pennsylvania is a female name, and it's more fun to break up with girls, because they cry. Is that a mild form of homophobia I sense there?benburns214 wrote:It says in your profile that you are female... and you'll be doing Penn's twin "sister" Michigan?hypothalamus wrote:Awww, Penn!
Thanks girl, it's very sweet of you to invite me to your Wait List Party! Sadly, I think I'll be busy that weekend, attending a T6 Admit Party... or doing your better-looking twin sister, Michigan.
No hard feelings, hun! I wish I could say you've left me frustrated, but the truth is that Columbia and NYU satisfy me quite well in your absence. Enjoy the cold sheets on my side of the bed when I withdraw.
xoxo
PS: In the interest of staying friends after this breakup, I just wanted to apologize for never sending you a Why Penn valentine. See, friendlier and better schools had already offered me their hands in marriage, so I couldn't bother.
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I wasn't worked up, but like most people who are told to "calm themselves", I am now (a tad). I don't really care for the fetishizing of female homosexuality. I find it demeaning.benburns214 wrote:I was clearly joking... calm yourselfSmbdyBringMeSomeHam wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexualitybenburns214 wrote: It says in your profile that you are female... and you'll be doing Penn's twin "sister" Michigan?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bisexuality
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pansexuality
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To calm the tension:SmbdyBringMeSomeHam wrote:I wasn't worked up, but like most people who are told to "calm themselves", I am now (a tad). I don't really care for the fetishizing of female homosexuality. I find it demeaning.benburns214 wrote:I was clearly joking... calm yourselfSmbdyBringMeSomeHam wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexualitybenburns214 wrote: It says in your profile that you are female... and you'll be doing Penn's twin "sister" Michigan?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bisexuality
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pansexuality
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not sure if srs...SmbdyBringMeSomeHam wrote:I wasn't worked up, but like most people who are told to "calm themselves", I am now (a tad). I don't really care for the fetishizing of female homosexuality. I find it demeaning.benburns214 wrote:I was clearly joking... calm yourselfSmbdyBringMeSomeHam wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexualitybenburns214 wrote: It says in your profile that you are female... and you'll be doing Penn's twin "sister" Michigan?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bisexuality
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pansexuality
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UCLA: You offering a fee waiver and then waitlisting me reminds me a lot of a girl I was friends with in high school. She led one of our friends on for months and encouraged him to ask her to prom, but when he finally did ask her in a creative and extravagant way her response was: Maybe. I'm going to wait and see who else asks me. UCLA, that girl was a bitch, and so are you.
UW Madison: Your waitlist offer didn't even faze me, I've been out of fucks to give for so long that they're on a 6 month backorder. Besides, I could never live in the same state as the Packers.
UW Madison: Your waitlist offer didn't even faze me, I've been out of fucks to give for so long that they're on a 6 month backorder. Besides, I could never live in the same state as the Packers.
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you, sir..... you!oxeatheman wrote:Dear UGA (WL)
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Packers>woodscommaL wrote:UCLA: You offering a fee waiver and then waitlisting me reminds me a lot of a girl I was friends with in high school. She led one of our friends on for months and encouraged him to ask her to prom, but when he finally did ask her in a creative and extravagant way her response was: Maybe. I'm going to wait and see who else asks me. UCLA, that girl was a bitch, and so are you.
UW Madison: Your waitlist offer didn't even faze me, I've been out of fucks to give for so long that they're on a 6 month backorder. Besides, I could never live in the same state as the Packers.
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your UCLA scenario just brought back a repressed memorywoodscommaL wrote:UCLA: You offering a fee waiver and then waitlisting me reminds me a lot of a girl I was friends with in high school. She led one of our friends on for months and encouraged him to ask her to prom, but when he finally did ask her in a creative and extravagant way her response was: Maybe. I'm going to wait and see who else asks me. UCLA, that girl was a bitch, and so are you.
UW Madison: Your waitlist offer didn't even faze me, I've been out of fucks to give for so long that they're on a 6 month backorder. Besides, I could never live in the same state as the Packers.
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You are CORRECT sir!PopTorts13 wrote:Packers>woodscommaL wrote:UCLA: You offering a fee waiver and then waitlisting me reminds me a lot of a girl I was friends with in high school. She led one of our friends on for months and encouraged him to ask her to prom, but when he finally did ask her in a creative and extravagant way her response was: Maybe. I'm going to wait and see who else asks me. UCLA, that girl was a bitch, and so are you.
UW Madison: Your waitlist offer didn't even faze me, I've been out of fucks to give for so long that they're on a 6 month backorder. Besides, I could never live in the same state as the Packers.
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Dear CU Boulder: While I appreciate the ability to ride the wait list... UP TO THE FIRST DAY OF CLASSES, I'll have to say 'thanks but no thanks' on your offer. Besides if I wanted to be around 40 year old people who still smoke weed and live for weekends snowboarding I'd simply stay in Oregon.
Oh Wake Forest: You had me at hello, well you had me at, maybe If UNC says HELL NO, you might just give me a shot. You Wake were that girl who wasn't the best looking but if I was around you enough I'd learn to appreciate all the good things about you. Now you're just that girl who got in with the wrong crowd and will end up the DUFF (Designated Ugly Fat Friend) good luck chasing UNC and Duke.
Oh Wake Forest: You had me at hello, well you had me at, maybe If UNC says HELL NO, you might just give me a shot. You Wake were that girl who wasn't the best looking but if I was around you enough I'd learn to appreciate all the good things about you. Now you're just that girl who got in with the wrong crowd and will end up the DUFF (Designated Ugly Fat Friend) good luck chasing UNC and Duke.
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Sorry darling, she didn't deserve you anyways.charliep wrote:your UCLA scenario just brought back a repressed memorywoodscommaL wrote:UCLA: You offering a fee waiver and then waitlisting me reminds me a lot of a girl I was friends with in high school. She led one of our friends on for months and encouraged him to ask her to prom, but when he finally did ask her in a creative and extravagant way her response was: Maybe. I'm going to wait and see who else asks me. UCLA, that girl was a bitch, and so are you.
UW Madison: Your waitlist offer didn't even faze me, I've been out of fucks to give for so long that they're on a 6 month backorder. Besides, I could never live in the same state as the Packers.
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I made a cool Wordle out of my Penn waitlist invitation, but I can't figure out how to post a picture
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imageshack.com then use the "Img" function in the reply window, put the URL between [img]%20and%20[/img]
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GIANTS>packers ALL DAY.PopTorts13 wrote:Packers>woodscommaL wrote:UCLA: You offering a fee waiver and then waitlisting me reminds me a lot of a girl I was friends with in high school. She led one of our friends on for months and encouraged him to ask her to prom, but when he finally did ask her in a creative and extravagant way her response was: Maybe. I'm going to wait and see who else asks me. UCLA, that girl was a bitch, and so are you.
UW Madison: Your waitlist offer didn't even faze me, I've been out of fucks to give for so long that they're on a 6 month backorder. Besides, I could never live in the same state as the Packers.
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Giants, the idiot that somehow manages to perform better on tests than you. He also happens to do a funny cha-cha, appear in Subway commercials and be the lesser in a family of historically respected QBs. He really loves it when other teams beat them selves, as that is how he traditionally performs well. Not to mention he is confused about whether he is from New Jersey or New York, so he tells all of his friends he is from New York because no one respects Jersey. Now all the people from NY (Jets Fans) hate him.Onthebrink wrote:GIANTS>packers ALL DAY.PopTorts13 wrote:Packers>woodscommaL wrote:UCLA: You offering a fee waiver and then waitlisting me reminds me a lot of a girl I was friends with in high school. She led one of our friends on for months and encouraged him to ask her to prom, but when he finally did ask her in a creative and extravagant way her response was: Maybe. I'm going to wait and see who else asks me. UCLA, that girl was a bitch, and so are you.
UW Madison: Your waitlist offer didn't even faze me, I've been out of fucks to give for so long that they're on a 6 month backorder. Besides, I could never live in the same state as the Packers.
Packers, the genius that often struggles on big tests, but historically wins more than you and is more respected, thus all of their traditions: Superbowl trophy being named after their coach, cheeseheads, lambeau leap, frozen tundra, and 15 Championships. Also, he is not afraid of who he is and tells everyone exactly where he is from, a small town in north eastern Wisconsin, Greenbay. He turned a small town into a big deal. More people seem to respect him for establishing a city that other wise would be no more than small-midwestern town.
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