THE DING BAR Forum

[gaud]

Berkely,

you suck.

oh, did i spell it wrong? ask me if i care.

What the fuck is going on with your cycle? You have really nice numbers yet are getting dinged. I hope good news is in your future.

tell me about it. maybe my retakes are slightly counting against me, maybe my undergrad sucks (the school).. who knows. thank you for the good wishes! right back at you (the luck, for whatever you may be doing)

[JamMasterJ]

Berkely,

you suck.

oh, did i spell it wrong? ask me if i care.

What the fuck is going on with your cycle? You have really nice numbers yet are getting dinged. I hope good news is in your future.

Berkeley isn't all about numbers

[charliep]

Dear UCLA,

When some geological event inevitably separates California from the rest of continental United States, we can look back and laugh at this, assuming you can see the past through all of the smog and shattered dreams shrouding your awful, awful city

[gaud]

Dear UCLA,

When some geological event inevitably separates California from the rest of continental United States, we can look back and laugh at this, assuming you can see the past through all of the smog and shattered dreams shrouding your awful, awful city

LOL, that'd give me some beachfront property in AZ

[ScoutFinch]

Dear UCLA,

When some geological event inevitably separates California from the rest of continental United States, we can look back and laugh at this, assuming you can see the past through all of the smog and shattered dreams shrouding your awful, awful city

+1, coming from someone who works at UCLA!

Dear UCLA,

When some geological event inevitably separates California from the rest of continental United States, we can look back and laugh at this, assuming you can see the past through all of the smog and shattered dreams shrouding your awful, awful city

LOL, that'd give me some beachfront property in AZ

Lex Luthor style

[ScoutFinch]

Dear University of Washington,
You're such a tease! First you posted that cute tweet about how "excited" you were to send out decision today, then you really got me going with that email reminding me to add you to my FAFSA application. When your decision email came today, I was convinced you were ready to go ALL THE WAY!
But instead, you gave me the law school equivalent of blue balls and put me on your waiting list. Sorry baby, I love the thought of being in you, but I can't wait around for you to come to your senses. WUSTL is more than willing to have me, and I hear she really puts out for LSAT scores like mine
I'm sure there are plenty of applicants who will happily take my spot and will suit your fickle tastes better than I would. Be well, remember to take your antidepressants, and try not to pull a Cobain after contemplating the relationship we could have had.

Love,
Scout

[un-vordox]

Dear University of Washington,
You're such a tease! First you posted that cute tweet about how "excited" you were to send out decision today, then you really got me going with that email reminding me to add you to my FAFSA application. When your decision email came today, I was convinced you were ready to go ALL THE WAY!
But instead, you gave me the law school equivalent of blue balls and put me on your waiting list. Sorry baby, I love the thought of being in you, but I can't wait around for you to come to your senses. WUSTL is more than willing to have me, and I hear she really puts out for LSAT scores like mine
I'm sure there are plenty of applicants who will happily take my spot and will suit your fickle tastes better than I would. Be well, remember to take your antidepressants, and try not to pull a Cobain after contemplating the relationship we could have had.

Love,
Scout

Yes! Now we're getting somewhere.

[T00L]

Dear UCLA,

When some geological event inevitably separates California from the rest of continental United States, we can look back and laugh at this, assuming you can see the past through all of the smog and shattered dreams shrouding your awful, awful city

LOL, that'd give me some beachfront property in AZ

"Arizona Bay" -R.I.P Bill Hicks

Also,

UCLA Waitlist? Really!? oh well, here's to:
-a higher life expectancy
-much less traffic
-less silicone EVERYWHERE
-not being on the ass-end of beverly hills
-being able to pass the bar later

[danielhay11]

Dear University of Washington,
You're such a tease! First you posted that cute tweet about how "excited" you were to send out decision today, then you really got me going with that email reminding me to add you to my FAFSA application. When your decision email came today, I was convinced you were ready to go ALL THE WAY!
But instead, you gave me the law school equivalent of blue balls and put me on your waiting list. Sorry baby, I love the thought of being in you, but I can't wait around for you to come to your senses. WUSTL is more than willing to have me, and I hear she really puts out for LSAT scores like mine
I'm sure there are plenty of applicants who will happily take my spot and will suit your fickle tastes better than I would. Be well, remember to take your antidepressants, and try not to pull a Cobain after contemplating the relationship we could have had.

Love,
Scout

Yes! Now we're getting somewhere.

This is fantastic, except for the image of innocent little Scout saying all these things.

Congrats on getting into the Washington that actually matters.

[hob12]

Dear Berkeley,

I guess you found out that I shave my legs.

This is EXACTLY how you're supposed to use the ding bar!

Nice

+1

Haha, thanks, it was my first ding so I felt the need to properly contribute.

Expecting another one from Washington and Lee tomorrow.

[Rawlberto]

Berkely,

you suck.

oh, did i spell it wrong? ask me if i care.

What the fuck is going on with your cycle? You have really nice numbers yet are getting dinged. I hope good news is in your future.

tell me about it. maybe my retakes are slightly counting against me, maybe my undergrad sucks (the school).. who knows. thank you for the good wishes! right back at you (the luck, for whatever you may be doing)

Does your UG have a proud tradition of choking against ranked teams in football? If so we went to the same school in AZ.

[ScoutFinch]

Does your UG have a proud tradition of choking against ranked teams in football? If so we went to the same school in AZ.

I think I may have gone to that school...

[Rawlberto]

A LOT of people on this board attended that school for UG. It is really odd.

[gaud]

Does your UG have a proud tradition of choking against ranked teams in football? If so we went to the same school in AZ.

I think I may have gone to that school...

My undergrad does in fact have that tradition!

[john1990]

Rejected from GWU

flooded market and the school has no job placement. The nationals suck and they have no football team

[STLMizzou]

Northwestern, I still think you are really cool, and I understand that you were a pretty big reach for me, but did you have to ding me on Friday the 13th? No cool man, hope you enjoy your one less twitter follower! Passive-aggressive social-media ding!

[crumpledq]

Passive-aggressive social-media ding!

Love this.

I took immense pleasure from unliking GW Law on facebook.

[Ginj]

Dear CU Boulder,

I enjoy neither patchouli nor hacky sacks. When I first applied, I knew that this would come between us. I'm sorry for leading you on in the first place.

Hugs and kisses,

Ginj

P.S. Wash your hair, hippies.

[JoeMo]

Dear Chicago,

Being on Lake Michigan would've been a constant reminder of how much I would rather be at Hogwarts. Ultimately, thank you for making the choice for me.

XOXO

[ColtsFan88]

Dear Chicago,

I didn't like your white, sterile law school anyway.

[msblaw89]

F***********************************K you Michigan! That is all.... and I feel better

[dingbat]

Upenn - dinged 1/13

Weakest of the Ivy's
Being in a city that's an also-ran between NYC and Washington just doesn't cut it for me
Longest abreviated name there is.

[MormonChristian]

George Washington

Dinged from the ED full ride scholarship 1-13

Your building are falling apart. You are named after a guy with wooden teeth.
Who wants to live in a place called Foggy Bottom? That sounds more like a name for a retirement home, where nobody can wipe their own.
Also, your law school is the only thing that is ranked decently.
You are the lowest ranked #20 school in the nation.
Marion Berry was your city's Mayor.
Obama lives there and Romney probably will next.
You aren't even good enough to live in an actual State.
Your monuments have cracks, and large portions of your district smokes it.

[john1990]

George Washington

Dinged from the ED full ride scholarship 1-13

Your building are falling apart. You are named after a guy with wooden teeth.
Who wants to live in a place called Foggy Bottom? That sounds more like a name for a retirement home, where nobody can wipe their own.
Also, your law school is the only thing that is ranked decently.
You are the lowest ranked #20 school in the nation.
Marion Berry was your city's Mayor.
Obama lives there and Romney probably will next.
You aren't even good enough to live in an actual State.
Your monuments have cracks, and large portions of your district smokes it.

+1

[Ziq8209]

Dear University of Washington,
You're such a tease! First you posted that cute tweet about how "excited" you were to send out decision today, then you really got me going with that email reminding me to add you to my FAFSA application. When your decision email came today, I was convinced you were ready to go ALL THE WAY!
But instead, you gave me the law school equivalent of blue balls and put me on your waiting list. Sorry baby, I love the thought of being in you, but I can't wait around for you to come to your senses. WUSTL is more than willing to have me, and I hear she really puts out for LSAT scores like mine
I'm sure there are plenty of applicants who will happily take my spot and will suit your fickle tastes better than I would. Be well, remember to take your antidepressants, and try not to pull a Cobain after contemplating the relationship we could have had.

Love,
Scout

Best. Post. Ever.