THE DING BAR Forum

[JoeMo]

This is the DING BAR, people are free to represent the schools that dinged them / waitlisted them as whatever they want to. It is intended and fully understood by vast majority as nothing but humor and it is also a place to vent your stress. Take your PC BS elsewhere please, stop taking up screen space.

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[rckybbby]

With every consecutive post of yours... you prove my initial point. Which was that you are, more likely than not, a very unpleasant person to be around.

And with every one of yours, you prove mine. All you have are ad hominem attacks. There may be a well-reasoned response to what I initially said, but if there is, you don't know what it is or are too inarticulate to express it.

Cool

[lrslayer]

Hmmmm.. clearly my last post didn't work, lets try again:

Dear Berkeley,

I thought you were different than the other guys. They told me that you didn't mind a girl with a small ass and average tits as long as I had a great story and personality. They were wrong I guess because you couldn't see past my small ass, even though I explained to you that I lost it in a horrendous accident. Well, as it turns out, I really don't mind. You are a pompous, conceited asshole. You smell like a terrible hippy and have a small dick. I hear that although Irvine is new on the block, that he is hung like a stallion, maybe I will go ride him.

Sincerely,
LRSlayer

P.S.- still a lesbian!

[Revolver066]

Seriously, it's a ding bar thread people. Let some shit slide.

You think Pau is headed else where and if so where?

Head over to the NBA thread man..it's where I live.

And no, I think he'll stay where he belongs

[JoeMo]

Agreed. As for the sense of humor thing, I highly doubt Ben Burns would think it would be equally funny if I joked about ugly/fat men or about ugly/fat white people.

Why do people think this way? I love making fun of everyone, most of all myself.

Yeah, you really can't say that men wouldn't like it if you made fun of them (no sarcasm intended). I could launch into a looong explanation about why that is and why it still doesn't make jokes about women any less misogynistic, but I don't think this is the forum for that. I made a quick observation about something I feel personally slighted by, but I can see that we might all just end up fighting and saying things like "NO U".

Idk, if anyone wants to continue talking about it, PM me (as some of you have ). But my initial comment still stands.

OMFG, cut this shit out. If you don't like the Ding Bar then take your ass elsewhere.

This is a place where not a fuck has to be given about political correctness or offending people with the thinnest of skin. If you are going to be a lawyer take the time you're spending here being overly sensitive and grow some thick skin.

[franklyscarlet]

I never wrote one for Chicago. I present to you: ITT WE WRITE DING LETTERS.

Dearest Chicago,

You made me love you. I didn't want to do it. I didn't want to do it.


And then you remembered my shitty numbers and waitlisted me. You crafty wombat you. Don't think I'm letting this go. Imma stalk the crap out of you, and with any luck, I'll stockholme you into loving me.

Always watching,
Scarlet

[benburns214]

Seriously, it's a ding bar thread people. Let some shit slide.

You think Pau is headed else where and if so where?

Head over to the NBA thread man..it's where I live.

And no, I think he'll stay where he belongs

Spain?

[JoeMo]

This is why we can't have nice things.

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[Ginj]

I never wrote one for Chicago. I present to you: ITT WE WRITE DING LETTERS.

Dearest Chicago,

You made me love you. I didn't want to do it. I didn't want to do it.


And then you remembered my shitty numbers and waitlisted me. You crafty wombat you. Don't think I'm letting this go. Imma stalk the crap out of you, and with any luck, I'll stockholme you into loving me.

Always watching,
Scarlet

You are the best of all my loves.

[Revolver066]

Seriously, it's a ding bar thread people. Let some shit slide.

You think Pau is headed else where and if so where?

Head over to the NBA thread man..it's where I live.

And no, I think he'll stay where he belongs

Spain?

...

yes.

[lrslayer]

I never wrote one for Chicago. I present to you: ITT WE WRITE DING LETTERS.

Dearest Chicago,

You made me love you. I didn't want to do it. I didn't want to do it.


And then you remembered my shitty numbers and waitlisted me. You crafty wombat you. Don't think I'm letting this go. Imma stalk the crap out of you, and with any luck, I'll stockholme you into loving me.

Always watching,
Scarlet

You are the best of all my loves.

the fuck you jus say?!?!

[Ginj]

I never wrote one for Chicago. I present to you: ITT WE WRITE DING LETTERS.

Dearest Chicago,

You made me love you. I didn't want to do it. I didn't want to do it.


And then you remembered my shitty numbers and waitlisted me. You crafty wombat you. Don't think I'm letting this go. Imma stalk the crap out of you, and with any luck, I'll stockholme you into loving me.

Always watching,
Scarlet

Nothing.

the fuck you jus say?!?!

Fixed, ma'am. Please don't cut me.

[paulshortys10]

Srry to have offended you Jesse Spano

I had to google that because I never watched Saved by the Bell. Not sure why you're simply calling me unpleasant instead of responding to my claim...as you can see by the responses, I am not the only one who feels this way.

Good luck using ad hominem attacks to respond to arguments in law school; you seem to be well-versed in the practice.

Jesus....relax...stop taking things so seriously.

This isn't law school/court so some people don't want to waste time making articulate arguments for something they really don't give a shit about.

[Nulli Secundus]

Ok, this thread has officially gone into cardiac arrest, thanks to some people. Time to resuscitate it with shock & awe.

[thelong]

That lady has destroyed my world three times now.

[JoeMo]

Nothing.

the fuck you jus say?!?!

Fixed, ma'am. Please don't cut me.

I Lol'ed

[woodscommaL]

So I was real excited to see that there were two new pages of the ding bar because the sarcastic things people say when they feel rejected bring me great joy. But, after seeing that those two new pages are just arguing over whether or not the posts that I love are offensive, I am like seven different kinds of disappointed.

SmbdyBringMeSomeHam: Stop choosing to be a victim, you are exactly what is wrong with America. The posts on here can only offend you if you allow them to, it isn't like people are going "UVA is just like SmbdyBringMeSomeHam, whiney and obnoxious". Quit polluting this delightful thread with your incessant negativity.

Somebody say something funny, this thread desperately needs to get back in the right direction.

[stillwater]

With every consecutive post of yours... you prove my initial point. Which was that you are, more likely than not, a very unpleasant person to be around.

And with every one of yours, you prove mine. All you have are ad hominem attacks. There may be a well-reasoned response to what I initially said, but if there is, you don't know what it is or are too inarticulate to express it.

I'm gonna go ahead and say relax. In the Ding Bar no wrong can be done. It is a place of venting, not one of starchy propriety. So if this doesn't please you, maybe you should look to another thread.

[JoeMo]

So I was real excited to see that there were two new pages of the ding bar because the sarcastic things people say when they feel rejected bring me great joy. But, after seeing that those two new pages are just arguing over whether or not the posts that I love are offensive, I am like seven different kinds of disappointed.

SmbdyBringMeSomeHam: Stop choosing to be a victim, you are exactly what is wrong with America. The posts on here can only offend you if you allow them to, it isn't like people are going "UVA is just like SmbdyBringMeSomeHam, whiney and obnoxious". Quit polluting this delightful thread with your incessant negativity.

Somebody say something funny, this thread desperately needs to get back in the right direction.

Why does Elle Woods always have to save the day? Ihatechu

[paulshortys10]

In other news, Penn just dinged me

Will not be calling them a "bitch" or "ho". Don't want people getting personally offended again.

[Nulli Secundus]

In other news, Penn just dinged me

Will not be calling them a "bitch" or "ho". Don't want people getting personally offended again.

I am sorry paulshortys10.

But yeah, thread is dead. RIP.

[paulshortys10]

So I was real excited to see that there were two new pages of the ding bar because the sarcastic things people say when they feel rejected bring me great joy. But, after seeing that those two new pages are just arguing over whether or not the posts that I love are offensive, I am like seven different kinds of disappointed.

SmbdyBringMeSomeHam: Stop choosing to be a victim, you are exactly what is wrong with America. The posts on here can only offend you if you allow them to, it isn't like people are going "UVA is just like SmbdyBringMeSomeHam, whiney and obnoxious". Quit polluting this delightful thread with your incessant negativity.

Somebody say something funny, this thread desperately needs to get back in the right direction.

LOL +1

[JoeMo]

Por Que? Por Que? Por Que?

[benburns214]

So I was real excited to see that there were two new pages of the ding bar because the sarcastic things people say when they feel rejected bring me great joy. But, after seeing that those two new pages are just arguing over whether or not the posts that I love are offensive, I am like seven different kinds of disappointed.

SmbdyBringMeSomeHam: Stop choosing to be a victim, you are exactly what is wrong with America. The posts on here can only offend you if you allow them to, it isn't like people are going "UVA is just like SmbdyBringMeSomeHam, whiney and obnoxious". Quit polluting this delightful thread with your incessant negativity.

Somebody say something funny, this thread desperately needs to get back in the right direction.

LOL +1

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[mithriliel]

Dear Penn,

I didn't really want to go to Philly anyway. Didn't want to end up having to actually physically bleed Giants blue in your sketchy streets. Thanks for not telling me why you rejected me in your letter even though you apparently usually do. Apparently I'm perfect despite that rejection.

Sincerely,

A Perfect Giants Fan hating on Eagles Territory