THE DING BAR Forum

[cowgirl_bebop]

Uva! ¿Qué pedos viejo cerote? La verdad es que sí esperaba tu Waitlist. Aunque mis numeros se prestarían a una admisión, todo el mundo sabe bien de que tu "Waitlist" se parece mas a la politica extranjera de George W. Bush -- un ataque preventivo.
Yield Protect much?
Sabías que tu competición me iba a admitir, y tenías razón. Quedo contento sabiendo que en este momento me han aceptado NYU, Penn, Berkeley, Michigan, Duke, Northwestern, Cornell, y Georgetown.

Tal vez te estés preguntando... "Why is this DINGBAR letter written in Spanish?" Pues decime vos... Sos vos la "uva" y por lo tanto sos vos a quien me da ganas de aplastar y chuparte las entrañas.

-Blind

HA!!

[lolschool2011]

Uva! ¿Qué pedos viejo cerote? La verdad es que sí esperaba tu Waitlist. Aunque mis numeros se prestarían a una admisión, todo el mundo sabe bien de que tu "Waitlist" se parece mas a la politica extranjera de George W. Bush -- un ataque preventivo.
Yield Protect much?
Sabías que tu competición me iba a admitir, y tenías razón. Quedo contento sabiendo que en este momento me han aceptado NYU, Penn, Berkeley, Michigan, Duke, Northwestern, Cornell, y Georgetown.

Tal vez te estés preguntando... "Why is this DINGBAR letter written in Spanish?" Pues decime vos... Sos vos la "uva" y por lo tanto sos vos a quien me da ganas de aplastar y chuparte las entrañas.

-Blind

This is what the online spanish to english translator provided me:

Uva! What cerote old fart? The truth is that I expected your waitlist. Although my numbers would be provided to an admission, everyone knows that your 'waitlist' is more like the foreign policy of George W. Bush - a preemptive strike.
Protect yield much?
I know that your competition would admit, and you were right. 'm happy knowing that at this point I have accepted NYU, Penn, Berkeley, Michigan, Duke, Northwestern, Cornell and Georgetown.

Maybe you're wondering ... 'Why is this letter DINGBAR Written in Spanish? "Then tell me you ... You're the 'grape' and therefore you I makes me want to crush and suck the guts.

[fundamentallybroken]

Uva! ¿Qué pedos viejo cerote? La verdad es que sí esperaba tu Waitlist. Aunque mis numeros se prestarían a una admisión, todo el mundo sabe bien de que tu "Waitlist" se parece mas a la politica extranjera de George W. Bush -- un ataque preventivo.
Yield Protect much?
Sabías que tu competición me iba a admitir, y tenías razón. Quedo contento sabiendo que en este momento me han aceptado NYU, Penn, Berkeley, Michigan, Duke, Northwestern, Cornell, y Georgetown.

Tal vez te estés preguntando... "Why is this DINGBAR letter written in Spanish?" Pues decime vos... Sos vos la "uva" y por lo tanto sos vos a quien me da ganas de aplastar y chuparte las entrañas.

-Blind

YOUCH!

[subtle]

Uva! ¿Qué pedos viejo cerote? La verdad es que sí esperaba tu Waitlist. Aunque mis numeros se prestarían a una admisión, todo el mundo sabe bien de que tu "Waitlist" se parece mas a la politica extranjera de George W. Bush -- un ataque preventivo.
Yield Protect much?
Sabías que tu competición me iba a admitir, y tenías razón. Quedo contento sabiendo que en este momento me han aceptado NYU, Penn, Berkeley, Michigan, Duke, Northwestern, Cornell, y Georgetown.

Tal vez te estés preguntando... "Why is this DINGBAR letter written in Spanish?" Pues decime vos... Sos vos la "uva" y por lo tanto sos vos a quien me da ganas de aplastar y chuparte las entrañas.

-Blind

Jajajajajajajajajajajaja. ¡Me encantó!

[krad]

Dearest GeorgeTTTTown,

You dinged me and honestly, I don't really even give a fuck

Kisses,
Krad



e: mad props to Blindc1rca!

[NorCalBruin]

Uva! ¿Qué pedos viejo cerote? La verdad es que sí esperaba tu Waitlist. Aunque mis numeros se prestarían a una admisión, todo el mundo sabe bien de que tu "Waitlist" se parece mas a la politica extranjera de George W. Bush -- un ataque preventivo.
Yield Protect much?
Sabías que tu competición me iba a admitir, y tenías razón. Quedo contento sabiendo que en este momento me han aceptado NYU, Penn, Berkeley, Michigan, Duke, Northwestern, Cornell, y Georgetown.

Tal vez te estés preguntando... "Why is this DINGBAR letter written in Spanish?" Pues decime vos... Sos vos la "uva" y por lo tanto sos vos a quien me da ganas de aplastar y chuparte las entrañas.

-Blind

Can we get a translator (nice attempt lolschool). I don't do Spanish. Not one word.

[rs2004]

Uva! ¿Qué pedos viejo cerote? La verdad es que sí esperaba tu Waitlist. Aunque mis numeros se prestarían a una admisión, todo el mundo sabe bien de que tu "Waitlist" se parece mas a la politica extranjera de George W. Bush -- un ataque preventivo.
Yield Protect much?
Sabías que tu competición me iba a admitir, y tenías razón. Quedo contento sabiendo que en este momento me han aceptado NYU, Penn, Berkeley, Michigan, Duke, Northwestern, Cornell, y Georgetown.

Tal vez te estés preguntando... "Why is this DINGBAR letter written in Spanish?" Pues decime vos... Sos vos la "uva" y por lo tanto sos vos a quien me da ganas de aplastar y chuparte las entrañas.

-Blind

Can we get a translator (nice attempt lolschool). I don't do Spanish. Not one word.

google translator!

[Blindc1rca]

Uva! ¿Qué pedos viejo cerote? La verdad es que sí esperaba tu Waitlist. Aunque mis numeros se prestarían a una admisión, todo el mundo sabe bien de que tu "Waitlist" se parece mas a la politica extranjera de George W. Bush -- un ataque preventivo.
Yield Protect much?
Sabías que tu competición me iba a admitir, y tenías razón. Quedo contento sabiendo que en este momento me han aceptado NYU, Penn, Berkeley, Michigan, Duke, Northwestern, Cornell, y Georgetown.

Tal vez te estés preguntando... "Why is this DINGBAR letter written in Spanish?" Pues decime vos... Sos vos la "uva" y por lo tanto sos vos a quien me da ganas de aplastar y chuparte las entrañas.

-Blind

Can we get a translator (nice attempt lolschool). I don't do Spanish. Not one word.

Haha I'll translate it for y'all.

Understand that "uva" = "grape" in Spanish.

Grape! What up you old fart! Truth be told I expected your waitlist. Even though my numbers lend themselves to an acceptance, everyone knows quite well that your "Waitlist" is more like George W. Bush's foreign policy: Pre-emptive strike.
Yield Protect Much?
You knew that your competition would admit me, and you were right. I'm happy knowing that I've been accepted to NYU, Penn, Berkeley, Michigan, Duke, Northwestern, Cornell, and Georgetown.
Perhaps you're asking yourself "Why is this DINGBAR letter written in Spanish?" Well you tell me... you're the grape; and as such you make me want to smash you and suck out your entrails.

-Blind



oh and f*ck softball. just sayin'.

[Gotti]

Dearest GeorgeTTTTown,

You dinged me and honestly, I don't really even give a fuck

Kisses,
Krad



e: mad props to Blindc1rca!

fuck gulc

[SemperLegal]

Dear UVa:

If you put your law school in a city that real people (read: non-Virginians) have heard of, perhaps I could spend less time explaining to my friends and family that "UVa is actually a good law school"

Semper

________________________________________________________________________________________
Dear Penn:

Now I can stop saying "No, not Penn State, UPENN, its in Philly and I am pretty sure that it is an Ivy."

Seriously though, isn't Philly just a bootleg version of NYC sans the culture, household name, time-tested sports franchise, and recovering legal industry?

Semper

[crossingforHYS]

Dear Texas,

I was hoping to go to school in a place where I would have to worry about recieving the death penalty for littering. Unfortunatly, you crushed my dreams.

-crossing

[Blindc1rca]

Dear Texas,

I was hoping to go to school in a place where I would have to worry about recieving the death penalty for littering. Unfortunatly, you crushed my dreams.

-crossing

Nice.

Pretty sure in Texas they don't give a damn about littering. Just keep it in the gulf.

[gatorgirl4life]

Uva! ¿Qué pedos viejo cerote? La verdad es que sí esperaba tu Waitlist. Aunque mis numeros se prestarían a una admisión, todo el mundo sabe bien de que tu "Waitlist" se parece mas a la politica extranjera de George W. Bush -- un ataque preventivo.
Yield Protect much?
Sabías que tu competición me iba a admitir, y tenías razón. Quedo contento sabiendo que en este momento me han aceptado NYU, Penn, Berkeley, Michigan, Duke, Northwestern, Cornell, y Georgetown.

Tal vez te estés preguntando... "Why is this DINGBAR letter written in Spanish?" Pues decime vos... Sos vos la "uva" y por lo tanto sos vos a quien me da ganas de aplastar y chuparte las entrañas.

-Blind

jajajaja SOS una portena, che?!

[isawhat]

Dear UT,
I'm thankful for the ding because I couldn't bring myself to go to a school who's football team lost to Texas A&M this past season. Losing in contagious and I rather win in the game of life.
Sincerely,
Isawhat

[am0rfati]

Dear UT,
I'm thankful for the ding because I couldn't bring myself to go to a school who's football team lost to Texas A&M this past season. Losing in contagious and I rather win in the game of life.
Sincerely,
Isawhat

"Losing is contagious and I'd rather win in the game of life." Amazing. I love it.

[vegenator]

Uva! ¿Qué pedos viejo cerote? La verdad es que sí esperaba tu Waitlist. Aunque mis numeros se prestarían a una admisión, todo el mundo sabe bien de que tu "Waitlist" se parece mas a la politica extranjera de George W. Bush -- un ataque preventivo.
Yield Protect much?
Sabías que tu competición me iba a admitir, y tenías razón. Quedo contento sabiendo que en este momento me han aceptado NYU, Penn, Berkeley, Michigan, Duke, Northwestern, Cornell, y Georgetown.

Tal vez te estés preguntando... "Why is this DINGBAR letter written in Spanish?" Pues decime vos... Sos vos la "uva" y por lo tanto sos vos a quien me da ganas de aplastar y chuparte las entrañas.

-Blind

Can we get a translator (nice attempt lolschool). I don't do Spanish. Not one word.

Haha I'll translate it for y'all.

Understand that "uva" = "grape" in Spanish.

Grape! What up you old fart! Truth be told I expected your waitlist. Even though my numbers lend themselves to an acceptance, everyone knows quite well that your "Waitlist" is more like George W. Bush's foreign policy: Pre-emptive strike.
Yield Protect Much?
You knew that your competition would admit me, and you were right. I'm happy knowing that I've been accepted to NYU, Penn, Berkeley, Michigan, Duke, Northwestern, Cornell, and Georgetown.
Perhaps you're asking yourself "Why is this DINGBAR letter written in Spanish?" Well you tell me... you're the grape; and as such you make me want to smash you and suck out your entrails.

-Blind



oh and f*ck softball. just sayin'.

Never thought I'd contribute here, but seeing as I'm not the only one who thinks of grapes every time I read "UVA" (also Portuguese for grape) here goes:

Dearest UVA,
I used to envision you as a cornucopia of plump, juicy, sweet, seedless red grapes. I salivated at the mere thought of attending.

After greedily gorging myself on the acceptances of your peers, I feel like the sting of your speedily, randomly and informally delivered rejection email was equivalent to being squirted in the eye by the last, miserable, neglected grape on the bunch. You know the one: the tiny, misshapen, super starchy grape cowering behind the others. Deep down inside, I knew you’d be incredibly sour, but decided to try your fruit anyways. Well – newsflash! Suck it, SOUR GRAPE!
Sticking to veggies,

Vegenator

P.S. I hope you enjoy rotting in my intestinal gasses

[isawhat]

Dear UT,
I'm thankful for the ding because I couldn't bring myself to go to a school who's football team lost to Texas A&M this past season. Losing in contagious and I rather win in the game of life.
Sincerely,
Isawhat

"Losing is contagious and I'd rather win in the game of life." Amazing. I love it.

Haha thanks! And I didn't even bring up the fact that they couldn't even make it to a bowl game, while SMU went to the Armed Forces Bowl. Ouch.

[lisjjen]

Great idea. I'm tagging this for now because I'm about to send in my Fall transcript next week and will need a place to vent for when my cycle starts dinging like a slot machine.

[BBeauty]

Uva! ¿Qué pedos viejo cerote? La verdad es que sí esperaba tu Waitlist. Aunque mis numeros se prestarían a una admisión, todo el mundo sabe bien de que tu "Waitlist" se parece mas a la politica extranjera de George W. Bush -- un ataque preventivo.
Yield Protect much?
Sabías que tu competición me iba a admitir, y tenías razón. Quedo contento sabiendo que en este momento me han aceptado NYU, Penn, Berkeley, Michigan, Duke, Northwestern, Cornell, y Georgetown.

Tal vez te estés preguntando... "Why is this DINGBAR letter written in Spanish?" Pues decime vos... Sos vos la "uva" y por lo tanto sos vos a quien me da ganas de aplastar y chuparte las entrañas.

-Blind

LMAO, que chistoso!

[Valhalla_Valkyrie]

Dear Wisconsin,

It's just as well, because wearing a Steelers jersey in Packer country this fall would be in such poor taste.

~Val

[kkklick]

Fuck Washington & Lee

[lisjjen]

Fuck Washington & Lee

Not the biggest fan of your pseudonym.

[DeeCee]

Fuck Washington & Lee

Not the biggest fan of your pseudonym.

When I see it I always think the same thing....was the name meant to be offensive or just an unfortunate choice?

[kkklick]

It doesn't mean what you think it does and it's just a username.

Anyways back on topic, fuck W&L.

[DamnLSAT]

Fuck Washington & Lee

Not the biggest fan of your pseudonym.

When I see it I always think the same thing....was the name meant to be offensive or just an unfortunate choice?

How do you miss that though in the initial creation? At least they aren't capitalized, I suppose.