June 2017 Waiters Thread- Grayday! -9 curve. GL all

Prepare for the LSAT or discuss it with others in this forum.

What did you get? (Presumptive release day poll. Revolting enabled)

177+
7
5%
175+
6
4%
173+
21
15%
170+
25
18%
167+
27
19%
165+
16
11%
163+
14
10%
160+
8
6%
159 -
16
11%
 
Total votes: 140

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Re: June 2017 Waiters Thread- Dowsing for gray

Postby Jack_Kelly » Sun Jul 02, 2017 12:17 pm

MediocreAtBest wrote:
Jack_Kelly wrote:I just about paralyzed my pupper :shock: She ran under me as I was jumping off a table. I don't think I am going to make another sudden movement for several years.


So, uhh...you gonna tell us wtf you're doing jumping off tables at noon on a sunday?

Pupper is confined to kitchen by a fence. There is a ladder over the fence on one side but not the other. It is however possible to climb the ladder, jump onto a table, and then jump to the floor. Also, I woke up with several shots of rum poured beside me that I poured last night but did not consume, a situation I quickly remedied.

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Re: June 2017 Waiters Thread- Dowsing for gray

Postby rowdy » Sun Jul 02, 2017 12:44 pm

Ilovemydogxo wrote:Um okay..? No one fucking cares. You do realize this thread is about the June 2017 LSAT score release. It's not a place for people who are autistic enough to book a flight with United Airlines in 2017 to rant about how they are missing a chromosome.


That reminds me of a story I think you might like Ilovemydogxo, once I booked a flight to see one of my college buddies and he lives in a small town so there's only one airport, and it's a small airport, and they only do like two flights a week to where I live, real pond hoppers you know, anyways so I go out there for a few days and it's a real nice time we actually floated the river and got lost because we missed our "off ramp" that is to say like a tributary that connected to the river and split off again and would have taken us to our rendezvous point, so we got lost and floated way further down the river than intended and knew there was this waterfall coming up, not too big just uncomfortably big for a couple of goofs in inner tubes, so we doggy paddle (I know you love your dog xo) over to the side of the river but it's basically a cliff going straight up and we grab onto the tree roots sticking out of the cliff and hold on for dear life, and what do we see but I kid you not a rope ladder so we climb up like a hundred feet and it's my buddy's ex girlfriend's parents' house, like their backyard overlooking the river, but they're not home and by the way we hauled our dumb ten dollar inner tubes up with us so we got those and so we start walking bare foot down this gravel road trying to get off this big hill and finally this guy screeches up next to us in this jacked up lift kit pickup with a Confederate flag bumper sticker if that tells you the kind of character he is and anyways he asks us if we want a ride back down the hill and we say yeah because it's like four miles to our rendezvous point and that gravel doesn't feel great so we hop in the back of his pickup and I swear to God this guy takes off like he's drag racing going like 70 or 80 down this gravel road with hairpin turns on a sheer cliff, my buddy and I we almost threw up or got thrown out of the truck bed a dozen times, when we finally stopped we would have kissed the ground and praised the Lord if it was a movie or something, anyways though he takes us back to my buddy's house and all that to say we had a pretty great time that weekend, almost started a forest fire too but that story isn't really on topic, anyways so I finally go back to fly out a few days later and wouldn't you know it the flight is cancelled, and so I go up to the counter to try to rebook, and there are eighty people in this line since the whole darn airport has one ticket agent and this was the only flight going out this day everyone on the flight is trying to rebook, so we wait for a couple hours and eat some snacks from the vending machine, like those Gardetto's with the rye chips, and finally get up to the counter and tell the lady I was on the cancelled flight, and she asks for my ticket, so I give it to her and turns out (hand to God) I booked my return flight for the NEXT month, and I'm like are you kidding me and she wasn't, so I told her okay I gotta get that booked for the next flight out, now you're probably wondering Ilovemydogxo how this relates to this board, and it relates because the ticket agent says "okay that will be $180."


Just kidding it was more money than that, go eat some dry toast you goon.

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Re: June 2017 Waiters Thread- Dowsing for gray

Postby it's allgood » Sun Jul 02, 2017 12:48 pm

rowdy wrote:
Ilovemydogxo wrote:Um okay..? No one fucking cares. You do realize this thread is about the June 2017 LSAT score release. It's not a place for people who are autistic enough to book a flight with United Airlines in 2017 to rant about how they are missing a chromosome.


That reminds me of a story I think you might like Ilovemydogxo, once I booked a flight to see one of my college buddies and he lives in a small town so there's only one airport, and it's a small airport, and they only do like two flights a week to where I live, real pond hoppers you know, anyways so I go out there for a few days and it's a real nice time we actually floated the river and got lost because we missed our "off ramp" that is to say like a tributary that connected to the river and split off again and would have taken us to our rendezvous point, so we got lost and floated way further down the river than intended and knew there was this waterfall coming up, not too big just uncomfortably big for a couple of goofs in inner tubes, so we doggy paddle (I know you love your dog xo) over to the side of the river but it's basically a cliff going straight up and we grab onto the tree roots sticking out of the cliff and hold on for dear life, and what do we see but I kid you not a rope ladder so we climb up like a hundred feet and it's my buddy's ex girlfriend's parents' house, like their backyard overlooking the river, but they're not home and by the way we hauled our dumb ten dollar inner tubes up with us so we got those and so we start walking bare foot down this gravel road trying to get off this big hill and finally this guy screeches up next to us in this jacked up lift kit pickup with a Confederate flag bumper sticker if that tells you the kind of character he is and anyways he asks us if we want a ride back down the hill and we say yeah because it's like four miles to our rendezvous point and that gravel doesn't feel great so we hop in the back of his pickup and I swear to God this guy takes off like he's drag racing going like 70 or 80 down this gravel road with hairpin turns on a sheer cliff, my buddy and I we almost threw up or got thrown out of the truck bed a dozen times, when we finally stopped we would have kissed the ground and praised the Lord if it was a movie or something, anyways though he takes us back to my buddy's house and all that to say we had a pretty great time that weekend, almost started a forest fire too but that story isn't really on topic, anyways so I finally go back to fly out a few days later and wouldn't you know it the flight is cancelled, and so I go up to the counter to try to rebook, and there are eighty people in this line since the whole darn airport has one ticket agent and this was the only flight going out this day everyone on the flight is trying to rebook, so we wait for a couple hours and eat some snacks from the vending machine, like those Gardetto's with the rye chips, and finally get up to the counter and tell the lady I was on the cancelled flight, and she asks for my ticket, so I give it to her and turns out (hand to God) I booked my return flight for the NEXT month, and I'm like are you kidding me and she wasn't, so I told her okay I gotta get that booked for the next flight out, now you're probably wondering Ilovemydogxo how this relates to this board, and it relates because the ticket agent says "okay that will be $180."


Just kidding it was more money than that, go eat some dry toast you goon.


:D
Did you get a drink from the vending machines while you were waiting at least???? I would of had myself a diet coke!

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Re: June 2017 Waiters Thread- Dowsing for gray

Postby QueenBAYder » Sun Jul 02, 2017 12:50 pm

it's allgood wrote:
rowdy wrote:
Ilovemydogxo wrote:Um okay..? No one fucking cares. You do realize this thread is about the June 2017 LSAT score release. It's not a place for people who are autistic enough to book a flight with United Airlines in 2017 to rant about how they are missing a chromosome.


That reminds me of a story I think you might like Ilovemydogxo, once I booked a flight to see one of my college buddies and he lives in a small town so there's only one airport, and it's a small airport, and they only do like two flights a week to where I live, real pond hoppers you know, anyways so I go out there for a few days and it's a real nice time we actually floated the river and got lost because we missed our "off ramp" that is to say like a tributary that connected to the river and split off again and would have taken us to our rendezvous point, so we got lost and floated way further down the river than intended and knew there was this waterfall coming up, not too big just uncomfortably big for a couple of goofs in inner tubes, so we doggy paddle (I know you love your dog xo) over to the side of the river but it's basically a cliff going straight up and we grab onto the tree roots sticking out of the cliff and hold on for dear life, and what do we see but I kid you not a rope ladder so we climb up like a hundred feet and it's my buddy's ex girlfriend's parents' house, like their backyard overlooking the river, but they're not home and by the way we hauled our dumb ten dollar inner tubes up with us so we got those and so we start walking bare foot down this gravel road trying to get off this big hill and finally this guy screeches up next to us in this jacked up lift kit pickup with a Confederate flag bumper sticker if that tells you the kind of character he is and anyways he asks us if we want a ride back down the hill and we say yeah because it's like four miles to our rendezvous point and that gravel doesn't feel great so we hop in the back of his pickup and I swear to God this guy takes off like he's drag racing going like 70 or 80 down this gravel road with hairpin turns on a sheer cliff, my buddy and I we almost threw up or got thrown out of the truck bed a dozen times, when we finally stopped we would have kissed the ground and praised the Lord if it was a movie or something, anyways though he takes us back to my buddy's house and all that to say we had a pretty great time that weekend, almost started a forest fire too but that story isn't really on topic, anyways so I finally go back to fly out a few days later and wouldn't you know it the flight is cancelled, and so I go up to the counter to try to rebook, and there are eighty people in this line since the whole darn airport has one ticket agent and this was the only flight going out this day everyone on the flight is trying to rebook, so we wait for a couple hours and eat some snacks from the vending machine, like those Gardetto's with the rye chips, and finally get up to the counter and tell the lady I was on the cancelled flight, and she asks for my ticket, so I give it to her and turns out (hand to God) I booked my return flight for the NEXT month, and I'm like are you kidding me and she wasn't, so I told her okay I gotta get that booked for the next flight out, now you're probably wondering Ilovemydogxo how this relates to this board, and it relates because the ticket agent says "okay that will be $180."


Just kidding it was more money than that, go eat some dry toast you goon.


:D
Did you get a drink from the vending machines while you were waiting at least???? I would of had myself a diet coke!

Ooo good question. Also I've never heard of that snack with the rye chips but it sounds awesome. Those bagel chips are always my favorite thing in Chex Mix...

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Postby rowdy » Sun Jul 02, 2017 12:51 pm

it's allgood wrote: :D
Did you get a drink from the vending machines while you were waiting at least???? I would of had myself a diet coke!


Probably Dr. Pepper or regular Coke, that's more my speed.

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Re: June 2017 Waiters Thread- Dowsing for gray

Postby rowdy » Sun Jul 02, 2017 12:54 pm

QueenBAYder wrote:
Its allgood wrote: :D
Did you get a drink from the vending machines while you were waiting at least???? I would of had myself a diet coke!

Ooo good question. Also I've never heard of that snack with the rye chips but it sounds awesome. Those bagel chips are always my favorite thing in Chex Mix...


Gardetto's are great, they're also flavored sort of like the Bold/Savory Chex Mix. I think you can get big packs at Costco.
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Re: June 2017 Waiters Thread- Dowsing for gray

Postby Slippin' Jimmy » Sun Jul 02, 2017 1:02 pm

Ilovemydogxo wrote:
Mint-Berry_Crunch wrote:My flight got cancelled bc of storms, which meant I couldn't make my connection to my destination. United had no other flights to where I was going until the 3rd, even out of cities 3-4 hours away. So I had to cancel and rebook a whole new flight. What's really annoying is that I had a great flight coming home, but in order to get a new flight going out I had to cancel all of my flights. Super annoyed.


Oh and of course my new flights, bc I booked them literally 17 hours before leaving cost more.


Um okay..? No one fucking cares. You do realize this thread is about the June 2017 LSAT score release. It's not a place for people who are autistic enough to book a flight with United Airlines in 2017 to rant about how they are missing a chromosome.

I booked United for my flight to the forum next month since it was $80 cheaper than any other flight. Guess I'm autistic too!!

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Re: June 2017 Waiters Thread- Dowsing for gray

Postby DorkothyParker » Sun Jul 02, 2017 1:08 pm

You see, people? This is how you get to 180 pages!

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Re: June 2017 Waiters Thread- Dowsing for gray

Postby Experiment626 » Sun Jul 02, 2017 1:14 pm

Ilovemydogxo wrote:
Mint-Berry_Crunch wrote:My flight got cancelled bc of storms, which meant I couldn't make my connection to my destination. United had no other flights to where I was going until the 3rd, even out of cities 3-4 hours away. So I had to cancel and rebook a whole new flight. What's really annoying is that I had a great flight coming home, but in order to get a new flight going out I had to cancel all of my flights. Super annoyed.


Oh and of course my new flights, bc I booked them literally 17 hours before leaving cost more.


Um okay..? No one fucking cares. You do realize this thread is about the June 2017 LSAT score release. It's not a place for people who are autistic enough to book a flight with United Airlines in 2017 to rant about how they are missing a chromosome.


This one is clearly a teenager that had to get up too early...

Who the hell are you going after the host of the waiter's thread? Literally, who the hell are you?


All of us that have been in the study thread and this one are like
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Postby rowdy » Sun Jul 02, 2017 1:16 pm

DorkothyParker wrote:You see, people? This is how you get to 180 pages!


By posting garbage?

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Re: June 2017 Waiters Thread- Dowsing for gray

Postby MediocreAtBest » Sun Jul 02, 2017 1:17 pm

rowdy wrote:
Ilovemydogxo wrote:Um okay..? No one fucking cares. You do realize this thread is about the June 2017 LSAT score release. It's not a place for people who are autistic enough to book a flight with United Airlines in 2017 to rant about how they are missing a chromosome.


That reminds me of a story I think you might like Ilovemydogxo, once I booked a flight to see one of my college buddies and he lives in a small town so there's only one airport, and it's a small airport, and they only do like two flights a week to where I live, real pond hoppers you know, anyways so I go out there for a few days and it's a real nice time we actually floated the river and got lost because we missed our "off ramp" that is to say like a tributary that connected to the river and split off again and would have taken us to our rendezvous point, so we got lost and floated way further down the river than intended and knew there was this waterfall coming up, not too big just uncomfortably big for a couple of goofs in inner tubes, so we doggy paddle (I know you love your dog xo) over to the side of the river but it's basically a cliff going straight up and we grab onto the tree roots sticking out of the cliff and hold on for dear life, and what do we see but I kid you not a rope ladder so we climb up like a hundred feet and it's my buddy's ex girlfriend's parents' house, like their backyard overlooking the river, but they're not home and by the way we hauled our dumb ten dollar inner tubes up with us so we got those and so we start walking bare foot down this gravel road trying to get off this big hill and finally this guy screeches up next to us in this jacked up lift kit pickup with a Confederate flag bumper sticker if that tells you the kind of character he is and anyways he asks us if we want a ride back down the hill and we say yeah because it's like four miles to our rendezvous point and that gravel doesn't feel great so we hop in the back of his pickup and I swear to God this guy takes off like he's drag racing going like 70 or 80 down this gravel road with hairpin turns on a sheer cliff, my buddy and I we almost threw up or got thrown out of the truck bed a dozen times, when we finally stopped we would have kissed the ground and praised the Lord if it was a movie or something, anyways though he takes us back to my buddy's house and all that to say we had a pretty great time that weekend, almost started a forest fire too but that story isn't really on topic, anyways so I finally go back to fly out a few days later and wouldn't you know it the flight is cancelled, and so I go up to the counter to try to rebook, and there are eighty people in this line since the whole darn airport has one ticket agent and this was the only flight going out this day everyone on the flight is trying to rebook, so we wait for a couple hours and eat some snacks from the vending machine, like those Gardetto's with the rye chips, and finally get up to the counter and tell the lady I was on the cancelled flight, and she asks for my ticket, so I give it to her and turns out (hand to God) I booked my return flight for the NEXT month, and I'm like are you kidding me and she wasn't, so I told her okay I gotta get that booked for the next flight out, now you're probably wondering Ilovemydogxo how this relates to this board, and it relates because the ticket agent says "okay that will be $180."


Just kidding it was more money than that, go eat some dry toast you goon.


No lie, the super casual tone and syntax was very satisfying. I could read a whole book like this.

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Re: June 2017 Waiters Thread- Dowsing for gray

Postby rowdy » Sun Jul 02, 2017 1:19 pm

MediocreAtBest wrote:
rowdy wrote:
Ilovemydogxo wrote:Um okay..? No one fucking cares. You do realize this thread is about the June 2017 LSAT score release. It's not a place for people who are autistic enough to book a flight with United Airlines in 2017 to rant about how they are missing a chromosome.


That reminds me of a story I think you might like Ilovemydogxo, once I booked a flight to see one of my college buddies and he lives in a small town so there's only one airport, and it's a small airport, and they only do like two flights a week to where I live, real pond hoppers you know, anyways so I go out there for a few days and it's a real nice time we actually floated the river and got lost because we missed our "off ramp" that is to say like a tributary that connected to the river and split off again and would have taken us to our rendezvous point, so we got lost and floated way further down the river than intended and knew there was this waterfall coming up, not too big just uncomfortably big for a couple of goofs in inner tubes, so we doggy paddle (I know you love your dog xo) over to the side of the river but it's basically a cliff going straight up and we grab onto the tree roots sticking out of the cliff and hold on for dear life, and what do we see but I kid you not a rope ladder so we climb up like a hundred feet and it's my buddy's ex girlfriend's parents' house, like their backyard overlooking the river, but they're not home and by the way we hauled our dumb ten dollar inner tubes up with us so we got those and so we start walking bare foot down this gravel road trying to get off this big hill and finally this guy screeches up next to us in this jacked up lift kit pickup with a Confederate flag bumper sticker if that tells you the kind of character he is and anyways he asks us if we want a ride back down the hill and we say yeah because it's like four miles to our rendezvous point and that gravel doesn't feel great so we hop in the back of his pickup and I swear to God this guy takes off like he's drag racing going like 70 or 80 down this gravel road with hairpin turns on a sheer cliff, my buddy and I we almost threw up or got thrown out of the truck bed a dozen times, when we finally stopped we would have kissed the ground and praised the Lord if it was a movie or something, anyways though he takes us back to my buddy's house and all that to say we had a pretty great time that weekend, almost started a forest fire too but that story isn't really on topic, anyways so I finally go back to fly out a few days later and wouldn't you know it the flight is cancelled, and so I go up to the counter to try to rebook, and there are eighty people in this line since the whole darn airport has one ticket agent and this was the only flight going out this day everyone on the flight is trying to rebook, so we wait for a couple hours and eat some snacks from the vending machine, like those Gardetto's with the rye chips, and finally get up to the counter and tell the lady I was on the cancelled flight, and she asks for my ticket, so I give it to her and turns out (hand to God) I booked my return flight for the NEXT month, and I'm like are you kidding me and she wasn't, so I told her okay I gotta get that booked for the next flight out, now you're probably wondering Ilovemydogxo how this relates to this board, and it relates because the ticket agent says "okay that will be $180."


Just kidding it was more money than that, go eat some dry toast you goon.


No lie, the super casual tone and syntax was very satisfying. I could read a whole book like this.


Think they'll take a screenshot of this thread for my personal statement?

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Postby MediocreAtBest » Sun Jul 02, 2017 1:24 pm

rowdy wrote:
Think they'll take a screenshot of this thread for my personal statement?


If the adcomm is anything like me, yes. You'd be accepted in a heartbeat. It's a blend of creativity, attitude, humor, has the approval of your peers and it takes some guts to submit. That's what I'm looking for in a student. Pioneers with heart.

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Re: June 2017 Waiters Thread- Dowsing for gray

Postby LesPaul1995 » Sun Jul 02, 2017 2:02 pm

rowdy wrote:
Ilovemydogxo wrote:Um okay..? No one fucking cares. You do realize this thread is about the June 2017 LSAT score release. It's not a place for people who are autistic enough to book a flight with United Airlines in 2017 to rant about how they are missing a chromosome.


That reminds me of a story I think you might like Ilovemydogxo, once I booked a flight to see one of my college buddies and he lives in a small town so there's only one airport, and it's a small airport, and they only do like two flights a week to where I live, real pond hoppers you know, anyways so I go out there for a few days and it's a real nice time we actually floated the river and got lost because we missed our "off ramp" that is to say like a tributary that connected to the river and split off again and would have taken us to our rendezvous point, so we got lost and floated way further down the river than intended and knew there was this waterfall coming up, not too big just uncomfortably big for a couple of goofs in inner tubes, so we doggy paddle (I know you love your dog xo) over to the side of the river but it's basically a cliff going straight up and we grab onto the tree roots sticking out of the cliff and hold on for dear life, and what do we see but I kid you not a rope ladder so we climb up like a hundred feet and it's my buddy's ex girlfriend's parents' house, like their backyard overlooking the river, but they're not home and by the way we hauled our dumb ten dollar inner tubes up with us so we got those and so we start walking bare foot down this gravel road trying to get off this big hill and finally this guy screeches up next to us in this jacked up lift kit pickup with a Confederate flag bumper sticker if that tells you the kind of character he is and anyways he asks us if we want a ride back down the hill and we say yeah because it's like four miles to our rendezvous point and that gravel doesn't feel great so we hop in the back of his pickup and I swear to God this guy takes off like he's drag racing going like 70 or 80 down this gravel road with hairpin turns on a sheer cliff, my buddy and I we almost threw up or got thrown out of the truck bed a dozen times, when we finally stopped we would have kissed the ground and praised the Lord if it was a movie or something, anyways though he takes us back to my buddy's house and all that to say we had a pretty great time that weekend, almost started a forest fire too but that story isn't really on topic, anyways so I finally go back to fly out a few days later and wouldn't you know it the flight is cancelled, and so I go up to the counter to try to rebook, and there are eighty people in this line since the whole darn airport has one ticket agent and this was the only flight going out this day everyone on the flight is trying to rebook, so we wait for a couple hours and eat some snacks from the vending machine, like those Gardetto's with the rye chips, and finally get up to the counter and tell the lady I was on the cancelled flight, and she asks for my ticket, so I give it to her and turns out (hand to God) I booked my return flight for the NEXT month, and I'm like are you kidding me and she wasn't, so I told her okay I gotta get that booked for the next flight out, now you're probably wondering Ilovemydogxo how this relates to this board, and it relates because the ticket agent says "okay that will be $180."


Just kidding it was more money than that, go eat some dry toast you goon.


Okay?

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Re: June 2017 Waiters Thread- Dowsing for gray

Postby Typing Puppy » Sun Jul 02, 2017 2:45 pm

rowdy wrote:
Ilovemydogxo wrote:Um okay..? No one fucking cares. You do realize this thread is about the June 2017 LSAT score release. It's not a place for people who are autistic enough to book a flight with United Airlines in 2017 to rant about how they are missing a chromosome.


That reminds me of a story I think you might like Ilovemydogxo, once I booked a flight to see one of my college buddies and he lives in a small town so there's only one airport, and it's a small airport, and they only do like two flights a week to where I live, real pond hoppers you know, anyways so I go out there for a few days and it's a real nice time we actually floated the river and got lost because we missed our "off ramp" that is to say like a tributary that connected to the river and split off again and would have taken us to our rendezvous point, so we got lost and floated way further down the river than intended and knew there was this waterfall coming up, not too big just uncomfortably big for a couple of goofs in inner tubes, so we doggy paddle (I know you love your dog xo) over to the side of the river but it's basically a cliff going straight up and we grab onto the tree roots sticking out of the cliff and hold on for dear life, and what do we see but I kid you not a rope ladder so we climb up like a hundred feet and it's my buddy's ex girlfriend's parents' house, like their backyard overlooking the river, but they're not home and by the way we hauled our dumb ten dollar inner tubes up with us so we got those and so we start walking bare foot down this gravel road trying to get off this big hill and finally this guy screeches up next to us in this jacked up lift kit pickup with a Confederate flag bumper sticker if that tells you the kind of character he is and anyways he asks us if we want a ride back down the hill and we say yeah because it's like four miles to our rendezvous point and that gravel doesn't feel great so we hop in the back of his pickup and I swear to God this guy takes off like he's drag racing going like 70 or 80 down this gravel road with hairpin turns on a sheer cliff, my buddy and I we almost threw up or got thrown out of the truck bed a dozen times, when we finally stopped we would have kissed the ground and praised the Lord if it was a movie or something, anyways though he takes us back to my buddy's house and all that to say we had a pretty great time that weekend, almost started a forest fire too but that story isn't really on topic, anyways so I finally go back to fly out a few days later and wouldn't you know it the flight is cancelled, and so I go up to the counter to try to rebook, and there are eighty people in this line since the whole darn airport has one ticket agent and this was the only flight going out this day everyone on the flight is trying to rebook, so we wait for a couple hours and eat some snacks from the vending machine, like those Gardetto's with the rye chips, and finally get up to the counter and tell the lady I was on the cancelled flight, and she asks for my ticket, so I give it to her and turns out (hand to God) I booked my return flight for the NEXT month, and I'm like are you kidding me and she wasn't, so I told her okay I gotta get that booked for the next flight out, now you're probably wondering Ilovemydogxo how this relates to this board, and it relates because the ticket agent says "okay that will be $180."


Just kidding it was more money than that, go eat some dry toast you goon.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby pupper » Sun Jul 02, 2017 2:46 pm

Jack_Kelly wrote:I just about paralyzed my pupper :shock: She ran under me as I was jumping off a table. I don't think I am going to make another sudden movement for several years.


Please look before you leap! :shock:

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Re: June 2017 Waiters Thread- Dowsing for gray

Postby Jack_Kelly » Sun Jul 02, 2017 2:47 pm

pupper wrote:
Jack_Kelly wrote:I just about paralyzed my pupper :shock: She ran under me as I was jumping off a table. I don't think I am going to make another sudden movement for several years.


Please look before you leap! :shock:

She moved there post beginning leap. I appreciate your advocacy for fellow puppers though.

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Re: June 2017 Waiters Thread- Dowsing for gray

Postby rowdy » Sun Jul 02, 2017 2:53 pm

Jack_Kelly wrote:
pupper wrote:
Jack_Kelly wrote:I just about paralyzed my pupper :shock: She ran under me as I was jumping off a table. I don't think I am going to make another sudden movement for several years.


Please look before you leap! :shock:

She moved there post beginning leap. I appreciate your advocacy for fellow puppers though.


Do any any schools offer a specialization in pupper advocacy? Because I would go to that school.

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Re: June 2017 Waiters Thread- Dowsing for gray

Postby Jack_Kelly » Sun Jul 02, 2017 2:58 pm

rowdy wrote:
Jack_Kelly wrote:
pupper wrote:
Jack_Kelly wrote:I just about paralyzed my pupper :shock: She ran under me as I was jumping off a table. I don't think I am going to make another sudden movement for several years.


Please look before you leap! :shock:

She moved there post beginning leap. I appreciate your advocacy for fellow puppers though.


Do any any schools offer a specialization in pupper advocacy? Because I would go to that school.

Maybe Grundy will let me specialize in that on the off-chance my LSAT is high enough to get in.

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Re: June 2017 Waiters Thread- Dowsing for gray

Postby rowdy » Sun Jul 02, 2017 3:14 pm

Jack_Kelly wrote:
rowdy wrote:
Jack_Kelly wrote:
pupper wrote:
Jack_Kelly wrote:I just about paralyzed my pupper :shock: She ran under me as I was jumping off a table. I don't think I am going to make another sudden movement for several years.


Please look before you leap! :shock:

She moved there post beginning leap. I appreciate your advocacy for fellow puppers though.


Do any any schools offer a specialization in pupper advocacy? Because I would go to that school.

Maybe Grundy will let me specialize in that on the off-chance my LSAT is high enough to get in.


What is a Grundy?

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Re: June 2017 Waiters Thread- Dowsing for gray

Postby it's allgood » Sun Jul 02, 2017 3:23 pm

QueenBAYder wrote:
it's allgood wrote:
rowdy wrote:
Ilovemydogxo wrote:Um okay..? No one fucking cares. You do realize this thread is about the June 2017 LSAT score release. It's not a place for people who are autistic enough to book a flight with United Airlines in 2017 to rant about how they are missing a chromosome.


That reminds me of a story I think you might like Ilovemydogxo, once I booked a flight to see one of my college buddies and he lives in a small town so there's only one airport, and it's a small airport, and they only do like two flights a week to where I live, real pond hoppers you know, anyways so I go out there for a few days and it's a real nice time we actually floated the river and got lost because we missed our "off ramp" that is to say like a tributary that connected to the river and split off again and would have taken us to our rendezvous point, so we got lost and floated way further down the river than intended and knew there was this waterfall coming up, not too big just uncomfortably big for a couple of goofs in inner tubes, so we doggy paddle (I know you love your dog xo) over to the side of the river but it's basically a cliff going straight up and we grab onto the tree roots sticking out of the cliff and hold on for dear life, and what do we see but I kid you not a rope ladder so we climb up like a hundred feet and it's my buddy's ex girlfriend's parents' house, like their backyard overlooking the river, but they're not home and by the way we hauled our dumb ten dollar inner tubes up with us so we got those and so we start walking bare foot down this gravel road trying to get off this big hill and finally this guy screeches up next to us in this jacked up lift kit pickup with a Confederate flag bumper sticker if that tells you the kind of character he is and anyways he asks us if we want a ride back down the hill and we say yeah because it's like four miles to our rendezvous point and that gravel doesn't feel great so we hop in the back of his pickup and I swear to God this guy takes off like he's drag racing going like 70 or 80 down this gravel road with hairpin turns on a sheer cliff, my buddy and I we almost threw up or got thrown out of the truck bed a dozen times, when we finally stopped we would have kissed the ground and praised the Lord if it was a movie or something, anyways though he takes us back to my buddy's house and all that to say we had a pretty great time that weekend, almost started a forest fire too but that story isn't really on topic, anyways so I finally go back to fly out a few days later and wouldn't you know it the flight is cancelled, and so I go up to the counter to try to rebook, and there are eighty people in this line since the whole darn airport has one ticket agent and this was the only flight going out this day everyone on the flight is trying to rebook, so we wait for a couple hours and eat some snacks from the vending machine, like those Gardetto's with the rye chips, and finally get up to the counter and tell the lady I was on the cancelled flight, and she asks for my ticket, so I give it to her and turns out (hand to God) I booked my return flight for the NEXT month, and I'm like are you kidding me and she wasn't, so I told her okay I gotta get that booked for the next flight out, now you're probably wondering Ilovemydogxo how this relates to this board, and it relates because the ticket agent says "okay that will be $180."


Just kidding it was more money than that, go eat some dry toast you goon.


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Did you get a drink from the vending machines while you were waiting at least???? I would of had myself a diet coke!

Ooo good question. Also I've never heard of that snack with the rye chips but it sounds awesome. Those bagel chips are always my favorite thing in Chex Mix...





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Re: June 2017 Waiters Thread- Dowsing for gray

Postby pupper » Sun Jul 02, 2017 3:51 pm

Jack_Kelly wrote:
rowdy wrote:
Do any any schools offer a specialization in pupper advocacy? Because I would go to that school.

Maybe Grundy will let me specialize in that on the off-chance my LSAT is high enough to get in.


I actually know a Grundy graduate who walks puppers full time! Clearly, a JD from there has elite portability to nonlegal fields.

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Re: June 2017 Waiters Thread- Dowsing for gray

Postby Jack_Kelly » Sun Jul 02, 2017 3:59 pm

rowdy wrote:
Jack_Kelly wrote:
rowdy wrote:
Jack_Kelly wrote:
pupper wrote:
Jack_Kelly wrote:I just about paralyzed my pupper :shock: She ran under me as I was jumping off a table. I don't think I am going to make another sudden movement for several years.


Please look before you leap! :shock:

She moved there post beginning leap. I appreciate your advocacy for fellow puppers though.


Do any any schools offer a specialization in pupper advocacy? Because I would go to that school.

Maybe Grundy will let me specialize in that on the off-chance my LSAT is high enough to get in.


What is a Grundy?

It is actually the geographically closest law school to me. Grundy is famously hell on earth and is the butt of jokes for the whole region, and the law school has like the worst employment in the country.
pupper wrote:
Jack_Kelly wrote:
rowdy wrote:
Do any any schools offer a specialization in pupper advocacy? Because I would go to that school.

Maybe Grundy will let me specialize in that on the off-chance my LSAT is high enough to get in.


I actually know a Grundy graduate who walks puppers full time! Clearly, a JD from there has elite portability to nonlegal fields.

Early decision it is

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Re: June 2017 Waiters Thread- Dowsing for gray

Postby QueenBAYder » Sun Jul 02, 2017 4:09 pm

Soooo Grey Watch? At least I'm currently drinking so... that'll help.

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Re: June 2017 Waiters Thread- Dowsing for gray

Postby QueenBAYder » Sun Jul 02, 2017 4:10 pm

it's allgood wrote:
QueenBAYder wrote:
it's allgood wrote:
rowdy wrote:
Ilovemydogxo wrote:Um okay..? No one fucking cares. You do realize this thread is about the June 2017 LSAT score release. It's not a place for people who are autistic enough to book a flight with United Airlines in 2017 to rant about how they are missing a chromosome.


That reminds me of a story I think you might like Ilovemydogxo, once I booked a flight to see one of my college buddies and he lives in a small town so there's only one airport, and it's a small airport, and they only do like two flights a week to where I live, real pond hoppers you know, anyways so I go out there for a few days and it's a real nice time we actually floated the river and got lost because we missed our "off ramp" that is to say like a tributary that connected to the river and split off again and would have taken us to our rendezvous point, so we got lost and floated way further down the river than intended and knew there was this waterfall coming up, not too big just uncomfortably big for a couple of goofs in inner tubes, so we doggy paddle (I know you love your dog xo) over to the side of the river but it's basically a cliff going straight up and we grab onto the tree roots sticking out of the cliff and hold on for dear life, and what do we see but I kid you not a rope ladder so we climb up like a hundred feet and it's my buddy's ex girlfriend's parents' house, like their backyard overlooking the river, but they're not home and by the way we hauled our dumb ten dollar inner tubes up with us so we got those and so we start walking bare foot down this gravel road trying to get off this big hill and finally this guy screeches up next to us in this jacked up lift kit pickup with a Confederate flag bumper sticker if that tells you the kind of character he is and anyways he asks us if we want a ride back down the hill and we say yeah because it's like four miles to our rendezvous point and that gravel doesn't feel great so we hop in the back of his pickup and I swear to God this guy takes off like he's drag racing going like 70 or 80 down this gravel road with hairpin turns on a sheer cliff, my buddy and I we almost threw up or got thrown out of the truck bed a dozen times, when we finally stopped we would have kissed the ground and praised the Lord if it was a movie or something, anyways though he takes us back to my buddy's house and all that to say we had a pretty great time that weekend, almost started a forest fire too but that story isn't really on topic, anyways so I finally go back to fly out a few days later and wouldn't you know it the flight is cancelled, and so I go up to the counter to try to rebook, and there are eighty people in this line since the whole darn airport has one ticket agent and this was the only flight going out this day everyone on the flight is trying to rebook, so we wait for a couple hours and eat some snacks from the vending machine, like those Gardetto's with the rye chips, and finally get up to the counter and tell the lady I was on the cancelled flight, and she asks for my ticket, so I give it to her and turns out (hand to God) I booked my return flight for the NEXT month, and I'm like are you kidding me and she wasn't, so I told her okay I gotta get that booked for the next flight out, now you're probably wondering Ilovemydogxo how this relates to this board, and it relates because the ticket agent says "okay that will be $180."


Just kidding it was more money than that, go eat some dry toast you goon.


:D
Did you get a drink from the vending machines while you were waiting at least???? I would of had myself a diet coke!

Ooo good question. Also I've never heard of that snack with the rye chips but it sounds awesome. Those bagel chips are always my favorite thing in Chex Mix...





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