DorkothyParker wrote:mwells56 wrote:HenryHankPalmer wrote:How many fourth graders do you think you could fight at once, and what would your strategy be?
There's an ongoing debate in my fraternity for the last 3 years over how many brothers it would take to kill a fully grown silverback gorilla in a no-weapons cage match.
I say no less than 20, probably more like 35-40. Thoughts?
Idahoans are not afraid of gorillas. If any of your bros are from Idaho, he can do it single-handedly.
You're young, but men of that age tend to be a little smaller. So I think 35 young men is a good starting place. Any footballers?
Got one kid who had WR offer from Cornell and another OL who had D2 offers, but there's a large contingent of bros who are hardcore lifters. At the time this debate began we had a kid who ended up with a national amateur bench pressing record.
edit: also forgot we got two guys on the club rugby team and they're both big but neither of them are huge