THE [OFFICIAL] The Official December 2016 Waiters' Thread - CONFIRMED GREY: 1/3/2017 @ 4:29EST Forum

[cherrygalore]

My bux PW. We don't have holiday cups anymore already. wtf!

war on christmas, SMFH

Trump will fix it.

[amta]

bux PW

Nice cube, Hoss.

I was thinking bux was in order, now I'm committed.

this is my personal area:

[+] Spoiler

[dj9i27]

mannnn i don't know how you guys do cube life, I did it for ~3 months and hated every goddamn minute of it.

[em15]

mannnn i don't know how you guys do cube life, I did it for ~3 months and hated every goddamn minute of it.

+1

[amta]

mannnn i don't know how you guys do cube life, I did it for ~3 months and hated every goddamn minute of it.

i sat at the reception desk here for 3 years so its a step up.

[em15]

amta, nerd mugs and star wars...I approve

[amta]

amta, nerd mugs and star wars...I approve

im a huge constitution/supreme court nerd

[dj9i27]

mannnn i don't know how you guys do cube life, I did it for ~3 months and hated every goddamn minute of it.

i sat at the reception desk here for 3 years so its a step up.

glass half full, my cube job was telesales and I'd think of fun and new exciting ways to kill myself there. Final straw was when they asked me to come in Sunday after working 3, 6 day weeks in a row. Not for that money, nope fuck that.

Did get me some money for college tho so not all horrible.

[Shakawkaw]

Cherry - nail game on point, yassss honey.

Also re: resume - I would maybe do it by the director or the company you worked with, and then break down the individual projects. I feel like that would be the most cohesive way to break it down and still keep it professionally uniform, especially because showbiz resumes are so different.

[Shakawkaw]

Amta, I forget that other people work in cubicles and seriously thought you worked in my office because of how identical the space is.

The waiters neuroticism is so real.

[Mikey]

I know some of you are paralegals, any advice on how to go about getting a paralegal position w/ no WE (except a court internship, if that counts for anything which it probs doesn't) ? I'll be graduating in May/June or whenever the hell it is, and will start looking ASAP after that.

[em15]

I know some of you are paralegals, any advice on how to go about getting a paralegal position w/ no WE (except a court internship, if that counts for anything which it probs doesn't) ? I'll be graduating in May/June or whenever the hell it is, and will start looking ASAP after that.

+1

I've failed at getting any relevant job since I graduated in May

[20170322]

Are there still no fucking scores?

[amta]

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[Mikey]

not a bad idea, Amta. I'll look into something like that. it's just that everywhere I've looked online while being nosey and checking out paralegal positions seems to be that the majority want WE, which I don't have. But the file clerk idea isn't that bad too!

[Shakawkaw]

I know some of you are paralegals, any advice on how to go about getting a paralegal position w/ no WE (except a court internship, if that counts for anything which it probs doesn't) ? I'll be graduating in May/June or whenever the hell it is, and will start looking ASAP after that.

Depends on if you want public or private. You mentioned you're in NYC, I would suggest looking at the city postings for public positions (DA's office, etc). If private, a lot of them are really a coin toss but almost always entry position (unless otherwise stated). Otherwise being a file clerk makes sense. You really just want something in the year before you start law school, I'm guessing?

ETA: what was the court internship about?

[Instrumental]

Are there still no fucking scores?

Nada. Official date is 6 days from now.

[Shakawkaw]

Amta, can you PW again?

TYIA.

[jonny27]

Are there still no fucking scores?

Nada. Official date is 6 days from now.

Still green as a geico gecko

[20170322]

Are there still no fucking scores?

Nada. Official date is 6 days from now.

Fuck that noise. Sorry. I'm sure it'll be worth the wait.

[Shakawkaw]

Are there still no fucking scores?

Nada. Official date is 6 days from now.

Fuck that noise. Sorry. I'm sure it'll be worth the wait.

Dat new tar change threw me off.

[amta]

Amta, can you PW again?

TYIA.

my cube or my body?

[Shakawkaw]

Amta, can you PW again?

TYIA.

my cube or my body?

Your bod. Or your bod in your cube.

[cherrygalore]

Cherry - nail game on point, yassss honey.

Also re: resume - .

Thanks! Keeping em right and tight always.

Ok cool. That's smart. Yeah they're so different so it's hard to figure out what to put on this resume and how to boil it down.

[Mikey]

Depends on if you want public or private. You mentioned you're in NYC, I would suggest looking at the city postings for public positions (DA's office, etc). If private, a lot of them are really a coin toss but almost always entry position (unless otherwise stated). Otherwise being a file clerk makes sense. You really just want something in the year before you start law school, I'm guessing?

ETA: what was the court internship about?

Yeah basically just for the year before LS! I think I'm going to look into the file clerk idea.

don't quote please!

My court internship (did it twice, back to back summers) and I would observe the judge in conferences and trials and shit, but mostly just doing printing, scanning, speaking to attorneys, setting up conferences, managing the calendar, and basically doing anything that the judge or staff wanted me to do.