FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS GREY CONFIRMED!!!!

Who will be the first person you tell your score?

Parents
28
29%
Spouse
21
22%
Sibling/kids/Other family member
4
4%
Friends
14
15%
This Thread
9
9%
No one loves me
10
11%
What score?
9
9%
 
Total votes: 95

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mahrnsbrak
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Re: FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS

Postby mahrnsbrak » Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:56 pm

What is invisible and smells like carrots?

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Re: FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS

Postby mahrnsbrak » Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:56 pm

mahrnsbrak wrote:What is invisible and smells like carrots?

Rabbit farts

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Re: FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS

Postby bjsesq » Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:57 pm

How long did it take for the infant to cook in the microwave?

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Re: FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS

Postby bjsesq » Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:57 pm

I dunno, I was too busy masturbating

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Re: FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS

Postby mahrnsbrak » Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:58 pm

Why shouldnt you write with a broken pencil?

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Re: FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS

Postby Dr. Nefario » Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:58 pm

I just found a turtle in a golf cart. This may be the strangest thing I've found in a golf cart besides someone who brought cake mix, eggs, Jell-O shots and bread.

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Re: FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS

Postby mahrnsbrak » Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:59 pm

mahrnsbrak wrote:Why shouldnt you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless

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Re: FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS

Postby bjsesq » Tue Feb 17, 2015 7:00 pm

Valentine's Day really separates the women from the girlss, and then separates me from both of them in a third location

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Re: FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS

Postby mahrnsbrak » Tue Feb 17, 2015 7:03 pm

What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?

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Re: FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS

Postby mahrnsbrak » Tue Feb 17, 2015 7:03 pm

mahrnsbrak wrote:What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?


Dam!

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Re: FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS

Postby mahrnsbrak » Tue Feb 17, 2015 7:05 pm

What happens to Pastors who eat chili dogs?

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Re: FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS

Postby mahrnsbrak » Tue Feb 17, 2015 7:05 pm

mahrnsbrak wrote:What happens to Pastors who eat chili dogs?


They have to sit in their own pew.

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Re: FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS

Postby mahrnsbrak » Tue Feb 17, 2015 7:05 pm

F

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Re: FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS

Postby mahrnsbrak » Tue Feb 17, 2015 7:06 pm

mahrnsbrak wrote:F

U

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Re: FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS

Postby mahrnsbrak » Tue Feb 17, 2015 7:06 pm

U

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Re: FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS

Postby mahrnsbrak » Tue Feb 17, 2015 7:07 pm

"You cannot make another post so soon after your last."

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Re: FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS

Postby Shakawkaw » Tue Feb 17, 2015 7:07 pm

I don't like what is happening ITT. Make it stop.

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Re: FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS

Postby Dr. Nefario » Tue Feb 17, 2015 7:09 pm

Shakawkaw wrote:I don't like what is happening ITT. Make it stop.

i wish I was in NYC with all yous guys.

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Re: FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS

Postby CambrianExplosives » Tue Feb 17, 2015 7:09 pm

Shakawkaw wrote:I don't like what is happening ITT. Make it stop.

At least it's more exciting than watching the paint dry like I normally do around this time of day. Of course, I like bad puns so that biases me.

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Re: FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS

Postby mahrnsbrak » Tue Feb 17, 2015 7:11 pm

This is proving to be as difficult as I imagined.

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Re: FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS

Postby justabitunusual » Tue Feb 17, 2015 7:11 pm

Shakawkaw wrote:I don't like what is happening ITT. Make it stop.

Maybe Mahrnsbrak could make a new thread of knock-knock jokes? But this would undermine Raider's goal of post count...that struggle

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Re: FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS

Postby Dr. Nefario » Tue Feb 17, 2015 7:13 pm

justabitunusual wrote:
Shakawkaw wrote:I don't like what is happening ITT. Make it stop.

Maybe Mahrnsbrak could make a new thread of knock-knock jokes? But this would undermine Raider's goal of post count...that struggle

I've given up on page count I'm satisfied with any number over this one.

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Re: FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS

Postby justabitunusual » Tue Feb 17, 2015 7:13 pm

mahrnsbrak wrote:This is proving to be as difficult as I imagined.


but you're already a 3rd of the way there...it might be more effective/funny to do what you're already doing across multiple threads randomly? it's all work tho, no play until u hit 100

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Re: FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS

Postby Dr. Nefario » Tue Feb 17, 2015 7:15 pm

justabitunusual wrote:
mahrnsbrak wrote:This is proving to be as difficult as I imagined.


but you're already a 3rd of the way there...it might be more effective/funny to do what you're already doing across multiple threads randomly? it's all work tho, no play until u hit 100

Lounge one offers

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Re: FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS

Postby MEAhrnsbrak » Tue Feb 17, 2015 7:31 pm

Sooo apparently posting jokes gets you banned on TLS. Mahrnsbrak was banned apparently for a month. No more posting from him for awhile.... Couldn't even make it to 50 posts lol




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