FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS GREY CONFIRMED!!!!

Who will be the first person you tell your score?

Parents
28
29%
Spouse
21
22%
Sibling/kids/Other family member
4
4%
Friends
14
15%
This Thread
9
9%
No one loves me
10
11%
What score?
9
9%
 
Total votes: 95

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mahrnsbrak
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Re: FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS

Postby mahrnsbrak » Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:39 pm

Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?

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Re: FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS

Postby IsThisForReal » Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:40 pm

all PC users should be using Malwarebytes and Avast, if you aren't already using something else.

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Re: FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS

Postby mahrnsbrak » Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:40 pm

mahrnsbrak wrote:Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

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Re: FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS

Postby mahrnsbrak » Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:41 pm

What is a cat’s way of keeping law & order?

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Re: FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS

Postby Dr. Nefario » Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:42 pm

mahrnsbrak wrote:
mahrnsbrak wrote:Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

This is gonna be good.

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Re: FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS

Postby CambrianExplosives » Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:42 pm

IsThisForReal wrote:all PC users should be using Malwarebytes and Avast, if you aren't already using something else.

I've never had an issue where Avast worked better than Windows Defender. I have nothing against Avast and think people should have one or the other, but I like WinDef better. MalWareBytes should absolutely be on every computer though.

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Re: FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS

Postby mahrnsbrak » Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:42 pm

mahrnsbrak wrote:What is a cat’s way of keeping law & order?

Claw Enforcement

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Re: FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS

Postby CambrianExplosives » Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:43 pm

mahrnsbrak wrote:
mahrnsbrak wrote:What is a cat’s way of keeping law & order?

Claw Enforcement

You're my new favorite poster.

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Re: FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS

Postby mahrnsbrak » Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:44 pm

What do cats like to eat for breakfast?

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Re: FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS

Postby Dr. Nefario » Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:44 pm

*pulss up a chair to enjoy comedy hour*

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Re: FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS

Postby EvergreenStateLady » Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:44 pm

IsThisForReal wrote:all PC users should be using Malwarebytes and Avast, if you aren't already using something else.


Yeah I was really lazy for two years and I kept forgetting. But nothing bad has gotten on my computer yet which years ago by now I feel like it would have. I think Windows Defender maybe be getting better but I definitely advocate extra protection.

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Re: FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS

Postby mahrnsbrak » Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:44 pm

mahrnsbrak wrote:What do cats like to eat for breakfast?

Mice Krispies.

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Re: FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS

Postby mahrnsbrak » Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:46 pm

How many cats can you put into an empty box?

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Re: FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS

Postby mahrnsbrak » Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:46 pm

mahrnsbrak wrote:How many cats can you put into an empty box?

Only one. After that, the box isn’t empty.

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Re: FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS

Postby EvergreenStateLady » Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:47 pm

mahrnsbrak wrote:
mahrnsbrak wrote:What do cats like to eat for breakfast?

Mice Krispies.


Lol I love your jokes. My husband is CambrianExplosives - he's the one going to law school not me. Welcome to the waiters thread! :D

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Re: FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS

Postby Dr. Nefario » Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:48 pm

mahrnsbrak wrote:
mahrnsbrak wrote:How many cats can you put into an empty box?

Only one. After that, the box isn’t empty.

Haha silly cat what're you doing in a box?

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Re: FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS

Postby bjsesq » Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:48 pm

mahrnsbrak wrote:How many cats can you put into an empty box?

Depends on how finely I chop them.

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Re: FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS

Postby Dr. Nefario » Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:49 pm

bjsesq wrote:
mahrnsbrak wrote:How many cats can you put into an empty box?

Depends on how finely I chop them.

Yaaaaaas

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Re: FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS

Postby mahrnsbrak » Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:53 pm

Whats brown and sticky?

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Re: FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS

Postby mahrnsbrak » Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:53 pm

mahrnsbrak wrote:Whats brown and sticky?

A stick

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Re: FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS

Postby mahrnsbrak » Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:54 pm

Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

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Re: FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS

Postby bjsesq » Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:54 pm

mahrnsbrak wrote:Whats brown and sticky?

The calico I just came all over

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Re: FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS

Postby justabitunusual » Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:54 pm

EvergreenStateLady wrote:
mahrnsbrak wrote:
mahrnsbrak wrote:What do cats like to eat for breakfast?

Mice Krispies.


Lol I love your jokes. My husband is CambrianExplosives - he's the one going to law school not me. Welcome to the waiters thread! :D


I had no idea this was a thing (ppl not going to law school being on tls) until today...and now all of your posts citing CE suddenly make a lot more sense :lol: I knew you were talking ab a spouse or SO, but just thought CE was another hip term I wasn't up with...lol

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Re: FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS

Postby mahrnsbrak » Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:54 pm

mahrnsbrak wrote:Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

Because he felt crumby

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Re: FEBRUARY 2015 WAITERS' CIRCUS

Postby bjsesq » Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:54 pm

mahrnsbrak wrote:Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

it was the v in dvda




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