So, women ITT I need you to confirm something for me. I'm reading a reddit thread about hygiene, and there's a lot of discussion on women's bathrooms. Comments?
Hovering and shitting diarrhea should never ever mix. What you ended up with is a toilet seat that's covered in a yellowish-brown liquid, with splattered bio-hazards dripping on the floor.
Also, there are a lot of blood finger paintings. I mean, come on! Just because it's that time of the month for you doesn't mean you should go around painting in blood on walls like a cave-woman...
Anywhere I've worked the woman's bathroom looks like a god damn crime against humanity by the end of the night. To put it in perspective:
A few years ago a friend of my went hunting and shot a deer. He packed it up in his truck with the intent to bring it to the butcher but his CV/UV joint locked upon the way and took out everything attached to both front tires. This brought him to a financial crisis where bringing the deer to the butcher would have to wait, thankfully it was cold enough outside to freeze the deer and he kept it in his garage.
So next spring I'm over at his place and something smashes into this garbage bag hanging from the rafters in his garage. Liquefied horror is seeping out of the bag, he forgot about the deer some time after the holidays and when the weather warmed up it started turning into a foul smelling sludge.
That smelled like flowers compared to some of the things I've had to clean up in women's bathrooms.
And they get very creative about where to place their used female toiletries... surely not the bin, that would be too mainstream. Let's hide them under the toilet. Or stuff them under the sink in a bit of paper. Or just leave them on the windowsill, in lieu of a nice vase with flowers.
Guys generally void themselves in the general direction of the toilet. Sometimes (frequently) they miss, and you have to mop piss from the floor surrounding the urinal or stall. Very occasionally a guy will think it's funny to pee in the sink. These guys are assholes. Sometimes there's poop smears on the seat because a guy sat down wrong or dropped TP from too high and missed.
Women... women always hover, so there's always piss everywhere on the seat & floor. Women will additionally pee in the middle of the floor, shit in the middle of the floor, draw things on the wall with shit and dirty feminine hygine products. on more than one occasion I've cleaned shit from inside the sink in the ladies room... I don't understand women.