Best way to distract other test-takers? Forum
- Haribo
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Best way to distract other test-takers?
Well, we all know admissions are a zero-sum game, so obviously the LSAT offers a prime opportunity to distract your competition (lowering their test scores and thus increasing your own chance of getting into a top law school.)
So what are the best ways to sabotage your fellow-test takers? Besides of course the subtle sabotage of internet forums...
I'm leaning towards a combination of some of the following techniques:
1) Smell warfare. There are several options here, ranging from not showering to going overboard on the cologne/perfume.
2) Skimpy clothing. Could a female wear purposefully skimpy clothing to distract male test takers? This could backfire if there is heavy air-conditioning.
3) Sounds. Gum-chewing, a loud watch, cracking of the knuckles... perhaps quiet crying during the entire test. It may take practice to ensure that in creating the sounds, one is not distracted themself.
I am sure I'm missing some possibilities here...
Anyways good luck with studying everyone!
So what are the best ways to sabotage your fellow-test takers? Besides of course the subtle sabotage of internet forums...
I'm leaning towards a combination of some of the following techniques:
1) Smell warfare. There are several options here, ranging from not showering to going overboard on the cologne/perfume.
2) Skimpy clothing. Could a female wear purposefully skimpy clothing to distract male test takers? This could backfire if there is heavy air-conditioning.
3) Sounds. Gum-chewing, a loud watch, cracking of the knuckles... perhaps quiet crying during the entire test. It may take practice to ensure that in creating the sounds, one is not distracted themself.
I am sure I'm missing some possibilities here...
Anyways good luck with studying everyone!
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...wouldn't it be awesome if we started a TLS law school admissions secret society?!?! We could all wear white head bands to the various administrations of the LSAT, and people would be like "WTF?!?!".
We could just smuggly respond, "if you have to ask, you're soo out of the loop."
EDIT: I think this idea is SOO awesome that it needs its own thread.
We could just smuggly respond, "if you have to ask, you're soo out of the loop."
EDIT: I think this idea is SOO awesome that it needs its own thread.
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and refer to yourself in the third person as THE ERADICATOR.
Walk in an introduce yourself to the test taker next to you...
"hi there, i'm the ERADICATOR. If you're intimidated by unbridled test taking intensity, or easily distracted by uncontrollable latte-induced flatulance you may want to sit elsewhere."
Walk in an introduce yourself to the test taker next to you...
"hi there, i'm the ERADICATOR. If you're intimidated by unbridled test taking intensity, or easily distracted by uncontrollable latte-induced flatulance you may want to sit elsewhere."
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LOVE the fact that the avatar mouse is wearing a white headband.
As for the combo tactic, it seems like it sends a mixed message...suggests a chink in the arrogant armour. I would come up with a really dramatic nervous tick like tapping your pencil really intensely or a rapid bodily twitch that smacks of a borderline adderall overdose.
As for the combo tactic, it seems like it sends a mixed message...suggests a chink in the arrogant armour. I would come up with a really dramatic nervous tick like tapping your pencil really intensely or a rapid bodily twitch that smacks of a borderline adderall overdose.
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Skimpy clothing and really cold air would be even more distracting. Send me a photo of you in skimpy clothing and I'll let you know. To be honest, the uglier and fatter you are, the better this tactic will work.2) Skimpy clothing. Could a female wear purposefully skimpy clothing to distract male test takers? This could backfire if there is heavy air-conditioning.
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