Pacts with super-natural forces for high lsats

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Pacts with super-natural forces for high lsats

Postby sophia.olive » Tue Nov 02, 2010 1:13 pm

Has anyone made a pact with a super-natural being(s) in order to get a high score?
Does anyone know how to now get out of such a pact? Without the loss of blood? Or killing a baby?

Once I thought about breaking the pact I started to hear strange pig/human noises coming from the wooded ditch behind my apartment.....I didn't even let the thoughts reach my lips. I can't even imagine what will happen tonight now that I expressed this fear to other people.

Let this also be a warning to those of you who are in the process of making a pact....

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please share your experiences.........

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Re: Pacts with super-natural forces for high lsats

Postby Adjudicator » Tue Nov 02, 2010 1:16 pm

I did enter in to such a pact, but unfortunately I was required to sign an NDA.

edit: IN BLOOD!

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Re: Pacts with super-natural forces for high lsats

Postby incompetentia » Tue Nov 02, 2010 1:21 pm

The Flying Spaghetti Monster granted me a high score. 100% reliable. Xanax and Ciali$ for only $599.95 each. Panama no Refundable.

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Re: Pacts with super-natural forces for high lsats

Postby DieAntwoord » Tue Nov 02, 2010 1:22 pm

Does Vitamin Water count
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Re: Pacts with super-natural forces for high lsats

Postby Shooter » Tue Nov 02, 2010 1:24 pm

The TLS Blood Pact is one such otherworldly agreement (albeit in a slightly different context).

Innocent blood and/or copious, copious libations are the only two ways out.

***EDIT: I misread the rules. Both innocent blood and copious, copious libations are necessary in order nullify the Pact.***
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Re: Pacts with super-natural forces for high lsats

Postby JazzOne » Tue Nov 02, 2010 1:27 pm

I made a pact with Satan offering my soul in exchange for one Enzo Ferrari with fewer than 100 miles on it. It's really more of an option contract though.

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Re: Pacts with super-natural forces for high lsats

Postby sophia.olive » Tue Nov 02, 2010 8:21 pm

DieAntwoord wrote:Does Vitamin Water count
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yes

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Re: Pacts with super-natural forces for high lsats

Postby niederbomb » Wed Nov 03, 2010 8:18 am

I made a pact...no alcohol for a year.

But since I didn't break 173, I'm free! lol

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Re: Pacts with super-natural forces for high lsats

Postby gambelda » Wed Nov 03, 2010 9:59 am

niederbomb wrote:I made a pact...no alcohol for a year.

But since I didn't break 173, I'm free! lol


I would make that exact same pact for a 170! READ THIS! WHOEVER IS UP THERE IN THE SKY ABOVE ME WAITING TO SQUASH ME LIKE AN ANT! I'll make his deal for a 170!!!

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Re: Pacts with super-natural forces for high lsats

Postby dcman06 » Wed Nov 03, 2010 10:08 am

Does Rita Repulsa count as a natural force? Maybe she can get me into a spell to get a higher score. Unfortunately, I can't think of any good mystical forces besides Harry Potter, and I'm not too fond of it..

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Re: Pacts with super-natural forces for high lsats

Postby sophia.olive » Wed Nov 03, 2010 10:36 am

power rangers?

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Re: Pacts with super-natural forces for high lsats

Postby djfe4president » Wed Nov 03, 2010 10:42 am

sophia.olive wrote:Has anyone made a pact with a super-natural being(s) in order to get a high score?
Does anyone know how to now get out of such a pact? Without the loss of blood? Or killing a baby?

Once I thought about breaking the pact I started to hear strange pig/human noises coming from the wooded ditch behind my apartment.....I didn't even let the thoughts reach my lips. I can't even imagine what will happen tonight now that I expressed this fear to other people.

Let this also be a warning to those of you who are in the process of making a pact....

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dangerdoom for the win!

please share your experiences.........

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Re: Pacts with super-natural forces for high lsats

Postby Ragged » Wed Nov 03, 2010 10:45 am

Well, once the devil went down to the lsat testing center....




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